Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:57 pm

Martyred wrote:This is pathetic...for Atomic Punk, that is.

Not really. Good waste of time for me. Glad the Toronto tard is clicking it's heels like a zealous muzzie after a chicken shit car bombing.

I think ppanther (used to be or maybe still is one of the deer) would say, "This board is just a place to waste time." If the deer aren't shared then you're high.

MGBlow, okay boy... I'll log out so I can go fill up a few propane tanks.

~Toodles.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:08 pm

AP calls out Otis, but the only ones to show up were deer. Are we supposed to believe that Otis was one of them deer? Probably.

In the past, Otis has swore he isn't Perkins. Otis swears he isn't Marty Red. And I'm sure nobody would ever troll as one of the deer. I may sign up my first troll and be named, "Nothing Runs like a Deer." People would probably figure me out pretty quick if I was to troll as a deer. Now a few years ago, the deer were good humored and funny as all hell. Of all the things I could say about Otis, ...funny isn't one of them. Marty isn't a funny guy either, but he has had some chucklers this year.

But I don't want to know if Marty is Otis is Perkie is a deer. I just want to know when the real funny starts. I sent Otis a PM earlier this week and got shit for an answer, so hell, Otis could be dead for all I know. Maybe Otis' deer character is attached to some wall somewhere with square deck screws.

Since I've never run a troll, I wouldn't know the answer to this question...How many trolls have you ran in a thread? Do you have numerous windows open at the same time, and a lined piece of paper with all the troll names and nicks to one side? I know your not supposed to prop yourself, but how many times have we seen shit trolls come into some threads and begin racking this and proppin' that? Bwahahaha.

Come out of that dark closet, son.

Rip City

Yeti Beast · Post by **Yeti Beast** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:16 pm

ROAAAARRRR

BANGQUEER WORK UP HORMONES BAD FOR MEAT.

YETI NEEDS CALM BANGQUEER FOR TENDER MEAT MEAT

YETI DENTURES NO LIKE TOUGH GRIZZLED BANGQUEER

RRRROOOAAAAARRRRR

fix · Post by **fix** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:15 pm

AP, Marty's not me. I've said it time and time again, the only nic I use on here is Otis.

Believe what you want. We're cool as far as I'm concerned but I can't change the fact that you seem to think the possibilty of there being more than one poster from Toronto might be a real explanation.

Luth, have I not always answered your PM's? The one you sent this week, the request, was put up for discussion by the admins here.

FYI, I've never posted as one of the reindeer either.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:23 pm

Someobdy put Lutard down for a nap.

"The reindeer aren't funny anymore." "I don't know who's who, but I know that whoever it is isn't very funny." "It's not funny when my 117th PM....S to the admins is not answered." "Life was funny back in 1953."

Geezuz H, man. Don't you have something to do? Maybe a funeral to attend? Like your own?

What's funny, VERY, is Spunk crawling back in here like a dog to it's vomit. While attempting to wax philosophical, this failure of life predictably says exactly jack shit. And his doing so while sporting a fire engine red ass only serves to carve the big L that much deeper into his forehead.

Great thread idea, dipshit. bwahahahaha

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:27 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I think ppanther (used to be or maybe still is one of the deer)

Atomic Punk wrote:I KNOW who each and every one of the reindeer trolls belong to.

Yeah, this is going well for you.

If the deer aren't shared then you're high

Let's see, there's at least 8 deer in Santa's arsenal, and I don't think I've seen 8 different ones post. Do I need to get even more "high" to follow the logic?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:24 pm

Don't question the all-knowing AP. You'll get run... big time.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:53 am

Sorry I'm late. We forgot my password all day and couldn't post.

Are we also YETI cuz he posted today and he's a troll. Let's ask fat mike if yeti is a deer in troll's clothing.

Prancer · Post by **Prancer** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:47 pm

Who schedules these meltdowns for the weekends? I thought our union contract prohibited weekend meltdowns without 2 weeks advance notice. Maybe the IBFR (International Brotherhood of Flying Ruminants) forgot about this during the last contract negotiation.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:11 pm

Who is our INFR union rep these days? We have a serious grievance that needs to be aired.

Btw - this is Otis

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:13 pm

Jeez...another sauced poster gets hoof-tenderized...

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:43 pm

Plato wrote:Who is our INFR union rep these days? We have a serious grievance that needs to be aired.

Btw - this is Otis

I thought you were Python

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:52 pm

As one of Perk's trolls, I embody that "over 5'2"" part of his wishes. Through me he gets to live his tall fantasies. You can't imagine all of the "I'm wearing pants that don't have garanimals on them" threads I start before thinking better of it and deleting.

Please, AP, don't out this fact. I hope to live long enough to help Perk fulfill his "I'll get that jar off the tall shelf" fantasy in a future thread.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:12 pm

You're a Perk troll too?

I knew- suspected- there were others besides me & bbq, but I never knew who.

I was kinda hoping AP was gonna publish the list, but it doesn't look like that's gonna happen now

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:23 pm

AP vs. Perkie, the battle of the Maladies.

[align=center]~~THE EYE MEETS SHORTY~~
TORONTO RICOH COLISEUM
JANUARY 19, 2007[/align]

I think we should get EM to score the tickets for us because he works in the radio business. I'd like an aisle seat, EM, because of my knee. And one other thing, I don't want to sit next to jtr. I'm getting sick of the little fat fuck farting and then asking me to rate 'em.

Rip City

ps I think the Eye could seriously beat down Perkie, but I'm not sure Perkie would show. He'd probably try to get mouse to do it as the heights might be close enough. I'm giving it a 5-1 odds for right now, with the drifter being dominant.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:24 pm

the battle of the Maladies.

heh heh

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:32 pm

Otis wrote:AP, Marty's not me. I've said it time and time again, the only nic I use on here is Otis.

Believe what you want. We're cool as far as I'm concerned but I can't change the fact that you seem to think the possibilty of there being more than one poster from Toronto might be a real explanation.

Luth, have I not always answered your PM's? The one you sent this week, the request, was put up for discussion by the admins here.

FYI, I've never posted as one of the reindeer either.

I'm going to reset my post for you here on page 3 in case you missed it yesterday.

I'd like you to respond so we can work this out. Like I said we're cool as far as I know.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:39 pm

Just wait till AP finds out he's a Perk troll too.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:05 pm

Great thread, spaz eye. You got rope-a-doped something hardcore.

Would you like to play again?

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:08 pm

Blitzen wrote:
Otis wrote:AP, Marty's not me. I've said it time and time again, the only nic I use on here is Otis.

Believe what you want. We're cool as far as I'm concerned but I can't change the fact that you seem to think the possibilty of there being more than one poster from Toronto might be a real explanation.

Luth, have I not always answered your PM's? The one you sent this week, the request, was put up for discussion by the admins here.

FYI, I've never posted as one of the reindeer either.
I'm going to reset my post for you here on page 3 in case you missed it yesterday.

I'd like you to respond so we can work this out. Like I said we're cool as far as I know.

Oh crap would you look at what I did? I posted as Blitzen when I meant to log in as Otis. I forgot I used Safari for Otis and Firefox with a proxy IP for Blitzen. Crap crap crap! Where's my spread sheet? I need to log in here with a couple of trolls and play this off like it was intentional.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:12 pm

Stop it, zy.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:13 pm

AP wants to take this thread "back to like a TNW"
What does that even mean?
Is OCMike going to do Friday trivia?

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:13 pm

Will half the memberlist have nicknames that start with "KC" and end with their real name?

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:14 pm

Will the owner of this board (me -but don't tell anybody) get ahold of the bcleary.net web address?

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:16 pm

Would the Fag7 suck each other off with their presuppositions of grandeur every Monday, Thursday, and odd-numbered Sundays.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:18 pm

Blitzen wrote:Will half the memberlist have nicknames that start with "KC" and end with their real name?

You have half? It's more like 37.56%, you ASS.

Can't you READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prancer · Post by **Prancer** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:20 pm

Plato wrote:Who is our IBFR union rep these days? We have a serious grievance that needs to be aired.

Local 1225/439 has been without a rep since Vixen was caught skimming from the dues to pay off a bet she lost to Mrs. Claus.

Who would have thought the Old Lady could suppress her gag reflex?

Speaking of gag reflexes, all this BS about trolling is like coughing up a good hairball. It's not fun when you're going through it, but you can always look back at it and laugh.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:24 pm

In a TNW world we'd need to wytch Jake and Elwood onto a wooden boat. Luther, you have quite a bit of time on your hands. You wanna work on that? I'd like to have it ready for AP when he regains conciousness. It'll make his good eye so happy.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:48 pm

When you've spent the last few hundred years going down on an old, male version of ms conduct, you'd better be able to stow that gag reflex.

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:58 pm

Prancer is a lying rumor-spreader.

By the way, this is Otis.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:41 pm

Hey I liked the Mag7, we they were the caseron for spring tard outbreaks. I liked TNW too, or the first year or so of that board. The way this board is going we will have a new thriving Smackbat west opening soon.

Does anybody know if Margaritaville is still functioning as a board? Honks? Elba? Haven? SCII ?

Rip City

Cupid · Post by **Cupid** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:55 pm

Sorry I'm late. Leg cramp.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:11 pm

Blitzen wrote: Is OCMike going to do Friday trivia?

Only on wednesday, and only if you dress up like a rutting emu.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:30 pm

Luther wrote: Does anybody know if Margaritaville is still functioning as a board? Honks? Elba? Haven? SCII ?

Luther, http://www.ezboard.com/bfragchat

Bushice, Friday... Wednesday... I'm the guy with the gun.

I didn't know emus had a rut. Do they bang heads and stomp around or do they just jump on your back and hump you like the hen you are?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:44 pm

Blitzen wrote:
Luther wrote: Does anybody know if Margaritaville is still functioning as a board? Honks? Elba? Haven? SCII ?
Luther, http://www.ezboard.com/bfragchat

Bushice, Friday... Wednesday... I'm the guy with the gun.

Who the fuck are you kidding? Deer season ring a bell?

I didn't know

With a brain the size of a rotten avocado? No shit.

emus had a rut. Do they bang heads and stomp around or do they just jump on your back and hump you like the hen you are?

play nice with 'em and they might even run their head up your deer hatch. It's ribbed for your pleasure. It'll put what rudolph does to you every night to shame.

And what's up with Plato? Why isn't he mentioned in the song?

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:05 am

Bushy, would it kill you to at least be entertaining? Just once?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:11 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I'm calling you out bro.

How's that workin' out fer ya?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:21 am

Vixen wrote:Bushy, would it kill you to at least be entertaining?

I'm not here to hop about for your pleasure, but how about a sing along, in the spirit of the holidays and all?

Plato the extra reindeer, had a very enlarged brain
and if you ever mocked it,
he'd fuck you twice and call you names.

All of the other reindeer would shit on rooftops far and near,
Then they would piss on Plato, a golden shower once a year.

Then one foggy christmas eve, Santa came to say
Plato with your fucking brain
Fix the sleigh it's broke again.

Then all the gay deer loved him
and flew over his head to pee
Said Plato the extra reindeer
"On New Years can you shit on me"?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:26 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
Vixen wrote:Bushy, would it kill you to at least be entertaining?
I'm not here to hop about for your pleasure, but how about a sing along, in the spirit of the holidays and all?

Plato the extra reindeer, had a very enlarged brain
and if you ever mocked it,
he'd fuck you twice and call you names.

All of the other reindeer would shit on rooftops far and near,
Then they would piss on Plato, a golden shower once a year.

Then one foggy christmas eve, Santa came to say
Plato with your fucking brain
Fix the sleigh it's broke again.

Then all the gay deer loved him
and flew over his head to pee
Said Plato the extra reindeer
"On New Years can you shit on me"?

just wanted to quote this so you couldn't have 2nd thoughts and try and edit it.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:30 am

I'm trying to play down to deer level. They seem to be all up in the cock sucking stuff.

T1B

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