Hi.

[Ingse Bodil]

Has anyone ever dealt with a schizophrenic parent before?

I thought all of you Nogs didn't know who your parents are.

An Irishman has no business running Nog smack on anyone.

You were 'beasts', 'inhuman', 'nonwhite', too. You still are, in some circles. At least the Jews have learned some humility and compassion given their history. And they were willing to commit certain suicide (the book of maccabbees) to fight off those they saw as oppressors. And then they had the balls to extend their hand out to other oppressed persons. Why can't the American Irish say the same (after the fading history of indentured servants who helped each other escape, black and white)?

I guess it's neither here nor there, since I continue to assume your issues aren't truly with blacks but with your addictions and your interactions with blacks that come about because of your addiction. Why would someone who claimed to be a real life friend of yours say you were a crackhead?

Sounds like something bad has already happened, since, as you pointed out ...

She's my mom.

Yeah.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Why would someone who claimed to be a real life friend of yours say you were a crackhead?

I don't know anyone on these boards. I've never met anyone. I talked to Beantown Basher once on the phone. Oh and NoCal once or twice.... pre TrollStop.



Look... I can play too. Your mom raped me and I am your father. That's why I "hate all Nogs." I posted it on the Internet... so it must be true.

[PSUFAN]

I don't know anyone on these boards. I've never met anyone.

I've never even SEEN half of you.

--eyerollinginsocket

[420]

I don't know anyone on these boards. I've never met anyone. I talked to Beantown Basher once on the phone. Oh and NoCal once or twice.... pre TrollStop.

How'd that work out for ya?

[Cuda]

--eyerollinginsocket

AP has been run already. He's not going to see that

[Tom In VA]

He might be keeping an eye out to see who wins the soggy biscuit.

[Ingse Bodil]

I don't know anyone on these boards.

There was a dopehead from New England who said you did know each other., and at the time there was proof, a tale of stolen goods, and you were on extended vacation for an unknown reason (or at least, a reason I don't remember).

If that was all a joke, it was a fucked up one. And if I got the participants wrong, I apologize. I just remember being shocked that it was you. That was around the time you vented about a physical altercation you got involved in, real life, right? :\ or wrong.

I've never met anyone. I talked to Beantown Basher once on the phone. Oh and NoCal once or twice.... pre TrollStop.

Why, you didn't want to fuck her after the troll stop?

Was Beantown the guy who owed somebody some smackeroos in some fantasy football and he didn't pay up, or was that you? or another New Englander? There needs to be an extended wiki-smackchat of who did what to whom around here.

Look... I can play too. Your mom raped me and I am your father. That's why I "hate all Nogs." I posted it on the Internet... so it must be true.

She'd never let anyone spend that much money on a piece of cloth when there's a kid out there who could use some clothing or food or a toy. Why specifically happened to make you hate african-americans?

[Tom In VA]

wiki-smackchat

Marty's got that covered.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

There was a dopehead from New England who said you did know each other, and at the time there was proof, a tale of stolen goods, and you were on extended vacation for an unknown reason.

Speaking of New England trolls... do you really believe Toddowen is a suicidal retard? Or... is it just some shit troll weaving a tale of woe for all of you idiots to eat up.
You Nogs really are as stupid as you look.


There was... proof?


Thanks for the laugh.

[Dinsdale]

An Irishman has no business running Nog smack on anyone.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!


"Nog" is our word. It's perfectly acceptable for white people to say it, but it's horribly offensive when blacks say it. If you use it again, I'll have to drive around your neighborhood shooting at people...because that's our word.

We took something negative -- the broad brush hatred of white people based solely on the color of their skin, and turned it into a positive -- it symbolizes our struggle.

Don't you dare use that word again -- it makes you racist.

That's our word. Only white people get to use it.

[Ingse Bodil]

There was a dopehead from New England who said you did know each other, and at the time there was proof, a tale of stolen goods, and you were on extended vacation for an unknown reason.

Speaking of New England trolls... do you really believe Toddowen is a suicidal retard? Or... is it just some shit troll weaving a tale of woe for all of you idiots to eat up.
You Nogs really are as stupid as you look.


There was... proof?


Thanks for the laugh.

You didn't get involved in an altercation involving alcohol, blood, the police and a sense of indignation on your part? There were no stolen goods? You've never tried crack? You weren't away for a time period and then came up with that story after the other New Englander came in here with the other info? Like I said, if it was a joke, it was a poor one. And if I misidentified you (and I do that a lot), I apologize.

Who was that, then?

Sure, I can believe Todd's stories of beer runs for the boss, saving up one's breaks to take them all at once in order to have an extended lunch or leave work early, hatred of African-Americans (it's New England), and feelings of depression. I also believe he's trolling when he pulls the suicidal shit, but not by much. I believe he's pulling a (what was that kid's name?) Ripper, without feeling so cornered as Ripper did of actually putting his mouth where his bullshit was.

A person who doesn't feel anything towards African Americans (let alone respects them) is not going to use Nog, or speak of them in the way you have, even as a joke. There's fire there, in my opinion. Do you have experience to back up your hatred, or was it handed down to you, the same way it's handed down to certain Bostonians?

[Ingse Bodil]

An Irishman has no business running Nog smack on anyone.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!

I've been meaning to ask you: is your first initial 'J'?

[Mister Bushice]

She's my mom.

That's what she told you, anyway.

[Ingse Bodil]

She's my mom.

That's what she told you, anyway.

Yeah. She's a good person. She's a very warm and loving person, and I wouldn't wish what she's had to deal with on anyone... just like I wouldn't wish what my siblings have been going through with her and what's an obvious deterioration, on anyone. Please cross your fingers for her, and (if you believe in such things, because she does) send up a little prayer for her.

[Mister Bushice]

She's my mom.

That's what she told you, anyway.

Please cross your fingers for her,

Is it OK if AP crosses his eye for her?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Who was that, then?

Half of the shit you posted, I have no idea what you're talking about. The other half... you have a bunch of stories and a bunch of posters all intertwined. I don't know how much of it is true, nor do I care.


Add this to your spreadsheet of misinformation: Your mom once sold me some bogus crack. I paid her $40 for some soap... all cut up and dried to look like the real deal. I've hated her ever since. I hope that Nog dies a painful death.

[Uncle Fester]

How do you know she's schizophrenic?

[Mister Bushice]

She told her she was thin.

[Dinsdale]

Half of the shit you posted, I have no idea what you're talking about. The other half... you have a bunch of stories and a bunch of posters all intertwined. I don't know how much of it is true, nor do I care.

My spreadsheets are teh suck, but if I remember right, while you were away, someone came on here pretending to be a friend of yours, telling us how he was looking for you because you sold off his trading cards to buy crack....I think that's how it went. It was such a horrible troll job, I didn't actually think you were involved...but didn't rule it put, either.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

but didn't rule it put, either.

Ypu're pfficially pff pf my Christmas Card list.


:madd:

[Ingse Bodil]

Half of the shit you posted, I have no idea what you're talking about. The other half... you have a bunch of stories and a bunch of posters all intertwined. I don't know how much of it is true, nor do I care.

My spreadsheets are teh suck, but if I remember right, while you were away, someone came on here pretending to be a friend of yours, telling us how he was looking for you because you sold off his trading cards to buy crack....I think that's how it went. It was such a horrible troll job, I didn't actually think you were involved...but didn't rule it put, either.

Right, and then Ucant came back and was talking shit about being involved in a (bar? neighborhood?) fight and blood and the cops and whatnot. Which made the crack/theft story more believeable, because it takes a certain type of person to get involved in a bloody fight where the cops have to be called in, after the other stuff -- if all that was to be believed (and i believed it) -- and the initials are p.. w.. and t. or ucantdoitdoggystylexx

So, is it official that that was all bullshit -- from crack use to theft to fight to cops? Ucan't is an upstanding Citizen Irishman who wouldn't touch the freaky stuff if you paid him?

why pretend to be a loser, then? why not just talk sports and leave the other stuff alone?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Right, and then Ucant came back and was talking shit about being involved in a (bar? neighborhood?) fight and blood and the cops and whatnot.

Link? That is complete and utter bullshit.

As for the other stuff... someone trolled a story involving me when I wasn't even here (I've gone months without even logging in to this shit hole)... and you're trying to say I was a party to it?

Now I get the whole reparations bullshit.

[Ingse Bodil]

By the way:

Half of the shit you posted, I have no idea what you're talking about.

You shouldn't because I mixed you up with Toddowen. That's my mistake, and if I look back, I can probably figure the exact point I mixed up 'Gold's Gym' with 'Beers run with the Boss'.

That's my idiocy. And I'd really, really love a wiki for this site (these sites). I'm not getting it though, so I just have to take what comes with sticking my ass out there.

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Right, and then Ucant came back and was talking shit about being involved in a (bar? neighborhood?) fight and blood and the cops and whatnot.

Link? That is complete and utter bullshit.

As for the other stuff... someone trolled a story involving me when I wasn't even here (I've gone months without even logging in to this shit hole)... and you're trying to say I was a party to it?

Now I get the whole reparations bullshit.

Then who got into the fight with the blood and shit and the cops had to be called, if it wasn't you? or rather, who told the story (whether it's true or not) , if it wasn't you? Spreadsheets must be corrected, etc. etc.

As for being a party... if Jimmy Meds and Canibus can be a party to some uncomfortable racial shit going down against one another, why not you being a party to a troll job involving you and a tale of crack and theft? It's just a message board, right?


Reparations is bullshit, but not because of what went down in this thread.

[PSUFAN]

And I'd really, really love a wiki for this site (these sites).

What the devil is stopping you from maintaining a smack chat wiki? All you have to do is create a user account at http://wikipedia.org

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

'Gold's Gym'

If you really must know... I don't work there anymore. I worked there for a few years while my mom was battling cancer. It allowed me to make my own hours and let me take care of my family.... bring her to chemo/radiation therapy, etc.


She beat it, btw... Happy?


You and the rest of the personal info whores can update their databases.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

As for being a party... if Jimmy Meds and Canibus can be a party to some uncomfortable racial shit going down against one another, why not you being a party to a troll job involving you and a tale of crack and theft?

Because they were part and parcel of the troll. It was their choice to participate in it. They actually posted stuff.


I wasn't. I didn't participate. I didn't post anything.


Slight difference, doncha think?

[Goober McTuber]

'Gold's Gym'

If you really must know... I don't work there anymore. I worked there for a few years while my mom was battling cancer. It allowed me to make my own hours and let me take care of my family.... bring her to chemo/radiation therapy, etc.


She beat it, btw... Happy?


You and the rest of the personal info whores can update their databases.

Cool. While I’m at it, how much are you paying for shirts these days?

[Dinsdale]

so I just have to take what comes with sticking my ass out there.

I applaud the attitude. It should be more widely accepted among women.

Outstanding.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Cool. While I’m at it, how much are you paying for shirts these days?

Now that... that right there is a troll job that's still working 6 years later. RACK Pogue and Jimmah for helping me take that one to the Archives.

Btw -- the Polo shirt that the retard spilled the lunch tray on... was $65.

[Atomic Punk]

I'm about as lost as AP on a bird-watching excursion.

Cheer up, you have the brain of a bird. Any new jizz stories? Luther sure misses reading them.

[Atomic Punk]

An Irishman has no business running Nog smack on anyone.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!

I've been meaning to ask you: is your first initial 'J'?

I'm just taking a guess, but I think his first initial is "D."

[tuff gong]

I'm about as lost as AP on a bird-watching excursion.

Cheer up, you have the brain of a bird. Any new jizz stories? Luther sure misses reading them.

I miss reading them. Dude's fuckin funny whatever the subject.

[Ingse Bodil]

I'm just taking a guess, but I think his first initial is "D."

Well, that would be disappointing. I can quit anklebiting him then.

[SaladTosser]

I'm about as lost as AP on a bird-watching excursion.

Cheer up, you have the brain of a bird. Any new jizz stories?

Ya, actually, I do. There was this one time I was banging this chick in the back of a pickup outside a country bar while her sister was sitting inside the truck, and then I pulled out and jacked all over the bitch with her sister watching through the sliding rear window. Unfortunately, my initial launch stream speckled the fuck out of her right eye, and .................................... oh ......................................... uh, uh ..................................................sorry, dude.

AP, as I'm sure you're aware, I'm not worth a fuck when it comes to running smack. As I've always said, I'm here for the laughs. You and I have always been cool. With that being said, I know how seriously you take all of this internet message board shit. With THAT being said, you have made a complete moron of yourself over the last two days, in multiple threads and dozens of posts. Once again, knowing how seriously you take all of this, I've got to think that you're in a world of hurt right now. You have been lit up like a fucking Christmas tree to the point where you probably WISH you were Kevnic. From body-weight smack to living-conditions smack to shitty-job smack to alcoholism smack to runaround retina smack, you have been the recipient of haymaker after haymaker. I know you feel it. I fucking KNOW you do. The only thing you can do at this point is to try to make yourself comfortable. Lighten up, buddy. It's only trolling and stuff.

[Rudolph]

Rack SaladTosser.

I'm tempted to ask Santa to call off the deer. In our holiday exuberance, we reindeer may have had good ideas, but just taken them too far. I fear we have sent this Atomic Drunk fella over the edge. I'd hate to get lawyers all up in our schnizzle over a bad case of hospice rage. You know, the lazy-eyed male scrub-nurse who snapped one day and went at the task of wiping the ass of ol' man Renshaw in 7C like he was trying to sand his way to China.

"He seemed like a normal guy........."

[SaladTosser]

You know, the lazy-eyed male scrub-nurse who snapped one day and went at the task of wiping the ass of ol' man Renshaw in 7C like he was trying to sand his way to China.

Goddamn, I really do need to read this place more. Fuck, that's funny.

[PSUFAN]

"I was just trying to wipe the blood off, but it kept coming...FUCKIN' OTIS!!!!!!!!"

[Atomic Punk]

AP, as I'm sure you're aware, I'm not worth a fuck when it comes to running smack. As I've always said, I'm here for the laughs. You and I have always been cool. Lighten up, buddy. It's only trolling and stuff.

Yeah, I figured as much ST. I finally finished my last "final" this morning after not sleeping much at all this week and now the stress level has finally gone down. All is cool.