Frank Barone - DEAd!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:19 pm

why do people always try to talk shit about Big O anyway?

that's
what
we
do
on
a
smack
board.

!!

BTW, you must grade out something lofty on a WPM test.

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:20 pm

Luther wrote: Home Injuries...Luther

Rip City

Speaking of being pieced together with bolts.... do people look at your leg and whisper 'O Madeline' to your wife?

(can I get a rimshot? can I get a towel for these tomato seeds?)

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:20 pm

I forgot, what was the verdict in the "Perk vs. Marty Red" trial?

Rip City

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:22 pm

#1 - Dins stepped on his dick (all of us have. some have even claimed to have eaten dick)

#2 - Dins is not backpedaling. I've yet to see him do that. However, he's spinning like a fucking dreidel on Hanukkah at the Shaloah House Day School.

#3 - Dins is taking the traditional "I can't say 'I was wrong'" approach. Once again, we've all done it.

#4 - Carry on. This is getting funny.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:25 pm

Huh?

My BODELICOUS unfamiliarity with characters on truly shitty sitcoms in no way deminished wolfman's douchebagitude. There's a serious gap in the math of that theory.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:26 pm

yet you seemed to have some knowledge of bea arthurs even shittier sitcom career at the ready, didn't you?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:27 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:yet you seemed to have some knowledge of bea arthurs even shittier sitcom career at the ready, didn't you?

Oh that's gonna hurt.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:29 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:#1 - Dins stepped on his dick (all of us have. some have even claimed to have eaten dick)

#2 - Dins is not backpedaling. I've yet to see him do that. However, he's spinning like a fucking dreidel on Hanukkah at the Shaloah House Day School.

#3 - Dins is taking the traditional "I can't say 'I was wrong'" approach. Once again, we've all done it.

#4 - Carry on. This is getting funny.

So you're saying he's the "Teflon Tard". ?

RACK

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:29 pm

IndyFrisco wrote: #2 - Dins is not backpedaling. I've yet to see him do that.

Not my style...although these manly-men are so wonton for that to be so, that they'll ignore the obvious and continue down that road.

Thenh again, we're talking about the same group that thought they'd get some measure of BODE by out-Everybody Loves Raymonding me...a telling symptom, to be sure.

There's something a lot more funny going on at the core here, and a few have even caught it...but let's just keep that between us, and let the stupid people continue on, blind to the real funnay here.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:31 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:yet you seemed to have some knowledge of bea arthurs even shittier sitcom career at the ready, didn't you?

Uhm...no.

Sorry if you were eagerly awaiting my synopsis of the stellar career of Bea Arthur, so you could point out the flaws, due to your unwavering devotion to All Things Bea Arthur...

but no.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:32 pm

mvscal wrote: Can't help it. I'm a curious motherfucker.

Yeah, and Crown and Cicero were once "curious," too. Look where it got them.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:33 pm

"DINS, my U and L buddy, give me the shovel, now. You are done digging."

Rip City

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:37 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:yet you seemed to have some knowledge of bea arthurs even shittier sitcom career at the ready, didn't you?

Uhm...no.

Umm yes.

spinsdale wrote: But apparently, Boyle's body of work wasn't complete until he portrayed Bea Arthur's love interest in several series in the 90's....

And then there's the URL for this pic from HIS Golden Girls thread:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/ ... _Girls.jpg

www.SITCOMSONLINE

You know, You're gonna crack them ankle bones, spinning and moon walking this hard, dins.

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:38 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:yet you seemed to have some knowledge of bea arthurs even shittier sitcom career at the ready, didn't you?

Uhm...no.

Sorry if you were eagerly awaiting my synopsis of the stellar career of Bea Arthur, so you could point out the flaws, due to your unwavering devotion to All Things Bea Arthur...

but no.

Bushice set up this thread at 12:55. You try to run Wolfman smack, it doesn go well, so you set up an entirely new thread

viewtopic.php?t=2125001

at 1:21pm, targeting everyone who initially thumped you for fucking up your Wolfman smackdown in this, Bushice's thread. Dude, that ropes so tight you're about to resemble a Pez dispenser. Just let it go, man. Just say you fucked up, and move right along.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:38 pm

This thread is three pages because people are so desperate to get over they harp when a sitcom person ain't recognized?

The reindeer are conspicuously absent from running three pages worth of tards.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:40 pm

They're all winded from running AP. Time...give them TIME

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:41 pm

No really -- at what point during this revelation that y'all are masters of Everybody Loves Raymond trivia did you think the Supreme BODE of Getting Over on Dinsdale was coming?

If you thought Everybody Loves Raymond and your intimate knowledge of it was going to be that extra push from your little-engine-that-couldn't to finally get you over the hump...

You probably need to rethink not only your strategy, but your entire lifestyle.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:44 pm

PSUFAN wrote:They're all winded from running AP. Time...give them TIME

While they're trying to find a Christmas song yet used against AP the Luther tardmeter is shaking the dust offa itself.

Three pages of whiny twats running free. Goddamned target practice.

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:44 pm

mvscal wrote:
Cuda wrote:
mvscal wrote: So I clicked the link...
You clicked on a Babshice link?

NOT a good idea, imo
Can't help it. I'm a curious motherfucker.

This is where the old me would bring in a certain thread involving curiosity, experimentation, and ElCuCu over at .net. But that's not me anymore. And it's a cheapshot from the upper decks anyway.

Dinsdale wrote:Huh?

My BODELICOUS unfamiliarity with characters on truly shitty sitcoms in no way deminished wolfman's douchebagitude. There's a serious gap in the math of that theory.

I have yet to see anyone prove Wolfman is a douchbag. He's as old as Methusaleh, and probably helped God pin both Luther and Sudden Sam's cloth diapers, but being old is not a fault unto itself. He's a teacher, he's old school, he brought us War Cow/Orange/et al, and he isn't full of himself. He's just here to have fun.

What's not to love, man?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:44 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: The reindeer are conspicuously absent from running three pages worth of tards.

Looks like your first in line for the 'chip' though.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:45 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:This thread is three pages because people are so desperate to get over they harp when a sitcom person ain't recognized?

SHHHHHHH!

Didn't I ask nicely for the people who aren't blinded by the Zest To Get Over On Dinsdale to keep mum on teh underlying funnays?

Damn, what next, Bace -- are you going to point out how even though they're on the technically-correct side of the argument, they still can't come up with anything even vaguely resembling funnay or smack?

Keep it under wraps, dude...let them eat cake.

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:47 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:They're all winded from running AP. Time...give them TIME
While they're trying to find a Christmas song yet used against AP the Luther tardmeter is shaking the dust offa itself.

Three pages of whiny twats running free. Goddamned target practice.

This is where the old me would drop a 'you can't shoot straight anyway' and then a 'targeting too much slanted pussy', and drop it like an anvil against rock; but that's the old me.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:48 pm

While they're trying to find a Christmas song yet used against AP

BWAAAAHAHAHA! You forgot to type "not"....

!!

You TARD!!

BODE!!!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:49 pm

Ingse Bodil wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:They're all winded from running AP. Time...give them TIME
While they're trying to find a Christmas song yet used against AP the Luther tardmeter is shaking the dust offa itself.

Three pages of whiny twats running free. Goddamned target practice.
This is where the old me would drop a 'you can't shoot straight anyway' and then a 'targeting too much slanted pussy', and drop it like an anvil against rock; but that's the old me.

The new you sucks every bit as much as the old you. Just sayin’.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:50 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:This thread is three pages because people are so desperate to get over they harp when a sitcom person ain't recognized?

The reindeer are conspicuously absent from running three pages worth of tards.

The reindeer are conspicously circle jerking themselves to death in another thread, while Dinsdale tries hard to deny his Bea Arthur sitcom knowledge by pretending he didn't start a whole thread on it, complete with pictures from a TVsitcom website about a Bea Arthur sitcom.

If you're looking for the underlying funnay, you need to go just one layer deeper and shake hands with Spinsdale when you get there.

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:The new you sucks every bit as much as the old you. Just sayin’.

So you'll teach me how to blow?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:55 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Looks like your first in line for the 'chip' though.

Gotta work a little. Can't waste time sinking these short putts right now.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:55 pm

Ingse Bodil wrote:This is where the old me would drop a 'you can't shoot straight anyway' and then a 'targeting too much slanted pussy', and drop it like an anvil against rock; but that's the old me.

This is where the old me would tell you to "shut the fuck up, Jemima!"

Course, I haven't changed so shut the fuck up, Jemima!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:57 pm

Ingse Bodil wrote:This is where the old me would drop a 'you can't shoot straight anyway' and then a 'targeting too much slanted pussy', and drop it like an anvil against rock; but that's the old me.

Thank God the new you realized how fucking atrocious your smack was. Now if only the "new you" had such a filter when it came to whiny "My Mommy's sick" threads and Doritos.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:58 pm

Joined: 11 Dec 2006
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And the the day ain't over yet. By God and GOD...

Ingse Bodil · Post by **Ingse Bodil** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:02 pm

Indy gets a pass -- twice -- for being a Hoosier. And being right with the second.

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:This is where the old me would drop a 'you can't shoot straight anyway' and then a 'targeting too much slanted pussy', and drop it like an anvil against rock; but that's the old me.
Thank God the new you realized how fucking atrocious your smack was. Now if only the "new you" had such a filter when it came to whiny "My Mommy's sick" threads and Doritos.

I have to work at it, man. It takes skill to craft a quality piece of infosmack, particularly when it deals with the racial in a way one wouldn't normally engage in. But cheapshots are cheap shots; life is simpler when one doesn't immediately grasp the cheap shot in everything.

Any good karma that can be radiated mama's way today, is good karma. Karma works, and karma helps.

So, how is Piggy? Don't answer that. Break time.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:06 pm

Ingse Bodil wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:The new you sucks every bit as much as the old you. Just sayin’.
So you'll teach me how to blow?

Something about a silk purse and a sow’s smelly dripping twat comes to mind.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:07 pm

Ingse Bodil wrote:karma

A word for those content with their ignorance.

how is Piggy?

WAR LIES!!!

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:15 pm

Ingse Bodil wrote:Break time

hoping wrote:Will this be a frequent part of the "new you" as well?[/hoping]

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:21 pm

Ingse Bodil wrote: Break time.

Please. Make it a psychotic one, what with the family history and all.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:21 pm

Ingse Bodil wrote:Indy gets a pass -- twice -- for being a Hoosier. And being right with the second.

I'm a Texan, not a Hoosier. Unlike you and your kind, I actually AM from what I claim to be. I'm not Texan-Hoosier or some shit like that.

If I move to Portland, am I a U&Ler? Dins? Derron? Bueler?

Happy Kwanza, btw.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:23 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:The new you sucks every bit as much as the old you. Just sayin’.
So you'll teach me how to blow?
Something about a mustache and a Pakistani's smelly dripping twat comes to mind.

ftfy,
Moorese

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:24 pm

You're talking U & L and you left me out? I'm old, not chopped liver, you son of a bitch.

Rip City

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:26 pm

My OCD allows me to do things in threes and I had to get Bueler in on that one. I'll catch ya next time...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:28 pm

Luth...some of us are natives.

But your OG enough that I won't kick your ass for claiming U&Lness.

Indy -- why not? Hell, everyone else comes here and is a "Portlander/Nothwesterner" within a couple of weeks. See also -- The Decemberists and Everclear.