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Mississippi Neck wrote:What I like about Erin's ass is it looks like the kind I can grab lustily
with my hands, slide my salami inside her twat, and pound her so hard it feels like my dick is
going to pop out of her asshole or her throat.

Other than that its no big deal....

Translation: You have a small dick. And that also is 'no big deal'.

ST, that's a better photo, if that's of Erin. She looks like she has hips in that one,
a tiny little waist, though the pants are still not as flattering as they could be to
the derriere. It completely pushes them in the wrong way, down instead of creating
uplift. But it's a better photo.

Goober McTuber wrote:I don't like Bryant Gumball either.

Rack

mvscal wrote:

420 wrote:Get these fuckin' cunts off my fuckin' TV!!!

I'm watching less and less of ESPN... because of these cunts!

More penis, please.

Rack

IB commenting on either sportscasting or asses -- aside from being an oxymoron to begin with -- is like (to steal a Dinsdalism) Crown and Sissyroo meeting the Hills Have Eyes and realizing its a joyful family reuion ... errr, "party time." Not a pretty sight my friends. Dumb and dumber incarnate, a big-time insult to the characters in the movie.

So somebody is jonesing for more guys like this?

Ingse Bodil wrote:but you'd still fuck her, right?

Right?

I would.*


































* As long as I didn't have to listen to her music as part of the deal, that is.

Uncle Fester wrote:So somebody is jonesing for more guys like this?

IN

Ingse Bodil wrote:

Mississippi Neck wrote:What I like about Erin's ass is it looks like the kind I can grab lustily
with my hands, slide my salami inside her twat, and pound her so hard it feels like my dick is
going to pop out of her asshole or her throat.

Other than that its no big deal....

Translation: You have a small dick. And that also is 'no big deal'.

ST, that's a better photo, if that's of Erin. She looks like she has hips in that one,
a tiny little waist, though the pants are still not as flattering as they could be to
the derriere. It completely pushes them in the wrong way, down instead of creating
uplift. But it's a better photo.

Could u be any less comprehensible? So if my dick pops out her throat its tiny? Whatever fat ass.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:* As long as I didn't have to listen to her music as part of the deal, that is.

You know, that's the sad part. For a woman of her vocal talents,
she hasn't had any song that's been really memorable and deserving
of those talents. Like Whitney Houston and the Star Spangled Banner.
People can love or hate her pop stuff, but very few will speak ill of her
interpretation of the National Anthem.

Where's Mariah's signature song? Even the songs JLo stole from
her when Mariah and Tommy Motolla broke up were just pop songs.

Mississippi Neck wrote:Could u be any less comprehensible? So if my dick pops out her throat its tiny? Whatever fat ass.

Little dick + No ass = peanut butter and chocolate of sex

they're not really great things, but they go great together.

[Howard Cosell voice]THAT IB sure is
one
dumb
Bitch

Of all
the years
I've had the privilege

to call the greatest events
in sports entertainment

I've never seen an ass quite that big

yet
She's one to comment on

THAT woman

Erin Andrews,

quite possibly the most attractive woman in sports broadcasting
[/Howard Cosell voice]

RadioFan wrote:quite possibly the most attractive woman in sports broadcasting[/i]
[/Howard Cosell voice]

I didn't say she was unattractive. I said she has no ass.

Why is it that you think a lard ass is a good thing?

pron wrote:Why is it that you think a lard ass is a good thing?

Hello?

Seen the pics?

She's obese. And obese people find fault with fit people, often to the point of obsession. Nothing new here.

Ingse Bodil wrote:I didn't say she was unattractive. I said she has no ass.

And this would make you not a complete moron, how, exactly? Nevermind.

She's got ass. It's a small backseat, which many men like, btw, despite your incessant, incoherent ramblings to the contrary. It is what it is.

And yeah, yeah, we all know that you think "ass" constitutes both the trunk and the rumble seat with extra padding for good luck, but it doesn't to many. Kind of along the same lines as only you think anyone cares about what is posted here, in the context of some "deep meaning."

pron wrote:Why is it that you think a lard ass is a good thing?

I think ass is a beautiful thing. But it has to exist, first.

Another not-so-good shot ............................................

SaladTosser wrote:Another not-so-good shot ............................................

Dude, that's almost jerkworthy. Nice find.

RadioFan wrote:Dude, that's almost jerkworthy.

Don't let Luther hear you saying filth like that. :roll:

RadioFan wrote:

SaladTosser wrote:Another not-so-good shot ............................................

Dude, that's almost jerkworthy. Nice find.

Dude. I just got a PM from Mgo, and he says that’s an old photo of OmegaVerb at the SoCal trollstop. Ewwww.

SaladTosser wrote:Don't let Luther hear you saying filth like that. :roll:

I thought he was run. :?

Anyway, I'm fairly confident in assuming that Luth would find Erin's pleasant backseat preferrable to IB's "ideal," aka, the trunk and rumbleseat with extra padding. Let's keep in mind what's important here, my friend -- ASS.

Ingse Bodil wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:* As long as I didn't have to listen to her music as part of the deal, that is.

You know, that's the sad part. For a woman of her vocal talents,
she hasn't had any song that's been really memorable and deserving
of those talents. Like Whitney Houston and the Star Spangled Banner.
People can love or hate her pop stuff, but very few will speak ill of her
interpretation of the National Anthem.

Where's Mariah's signature song? Even the songs JLo stole from
her when Mariah and Tommy Motolla broke up were just pop songs.

The secretaries at my office had radios tuned today to a station playing Christmas carols. Between that and this discussion, and the archived reindeer thread where they were all ripping on AP, I can't get her version of "All I Want for Christmas" out of my head.

Dinsdale wrote:

pron wrote:Why is it that you think a lard ass is a good thing?

Hello?

Seen the pics?

She's obese. And obese people find fault with fit people, often to the point of obsession. Nothing new here.

Oh if I could wytch her photo on this ....

Britney's Discharge wrote:

Are those her balls?

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I can't get her version of "All I Want for Christmas" out of my head.

Does she wish for a new ass?

Britney's Discharge wrote:

ah, that's today's 'caption this' contest at dlisted.
only 190 entries, though.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:The secretaries at my office had radios tuned today to a station playing Christmas carols.

An office where music is played? it's been a long time since i've encountered that. good times. And mariah's songs suck. if you're gonna play new versions of old hits, just give me that vanessa williams (?) quiet storm version of 'have yourself a merry little christmas'.

that mariah 'all i want for christmas' is so pop and bubbly.... aaaaack! it's perfect for preteens to play while spraypainting snow on the windows or something. yes, it is mall music. it's musical meth.

I can't stand the trend of hiring brain dead female sideline reporters who ask softball questions and who don't bring anything to the telecast. I give passes to Erin Andrews, Arrington and Bonnie Bern b/c they are hot and they don't annoy me.


Rachel Nichols and Holly Rowtund are fucking horrible.

Cicero wrote:I can't stand the trend of hiring brain dead female sideline reporters who ask softball questions and who don't bring anything to the telecast. I give passes to Erin Andrews, Arrington and Bonnie Bern b/c they are hot and they don't annoy me.


Rachel Nichols and Holly Rowtund are fucking horrible.

You just confirmed yourself a bonified faggot by dissing Rachel Nichols. As if you had to work at being a faggot dumbfuck. Good God, dude. The fag amongst fags claims his mark. Are you kidding me?

STFU, Sissy, seriously.

The adults and a psycho are talking here.

It takes a lot to unseat IB as tard of the day, but goddamn, dude, you somehow manage to do it, each and every time you hit the submit button. Nice job.

SaladTosser wrote:

Britney's Discharge wrote:

Are those her balls?

No, but the guy she's sitting on is in quite a bit of pain I'll bet.

Ingse Bodil wrote:Little dick + No ass = peanut butter and chocolate of sex

they're not really great things, but they go great together.

Equates sex to food imagery.
Loves fat asses.

It all makes sense.

SaladTosser wrote:Another not-so-good shot ............................................

She has a cute ass.

Guys (and girls) like that.

Women in sports? Here's my take on why that would fall into the same category that 'betamax', the New Coke, and AP hitting submit currently reside:

Ingse Bodil wrote:

pron wrote:Why is it that you think a lard ass is a good thing?

I think ass is a beautiful thing. But it has to exist, first.

Rack Jessica Alba, she gets it. ;)

Los Angeles (eCanadaNow) - Proving once again that Hollywood is concerned about the body image of young women everywhere, one skinny actress wants to be skinnier, at least that is what is being reported. In Touch magazine.

She says: “I have curves, but I don’t really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller.”
http://www.ecanadanow.com/entertainment ... -skinnier/

RadioFan wrote:

Cicero wrote:I can't stand the trend of hiring brain dead female sideline reporters who ask softball questions and who don't bring anything to the telecast. I give passes to Erin Andrews, Arrington and Bonnie Bern b/c they are hot and they don't annoy me.


Rachel Nichols and Holly Rowtund are fucking horrible.

You just confirmed yourself a bonified faggot by dissing Rachel Nichols. As if you had to work at being a faggot dumbfuck. Good God, dude. The fag amongst fags claims his mark. Are you kidding me?

STFU, Sissy, seriously.

The adults and a psycho are talking here.

It takes a lot to unseat IB as tard of the day, but goddamn, dude, you somehow manage to do it, each and every time you hit the submit button. Nice job.

So, b/c I dont think that Ginger fuck Nichols is hot, I'm a fag? I guess you missed what I said about the three girls I mentioned. My bad for having an opinion. Sorry, not everything w/ a hole in a heart beat is attractive to me. Go fuck yourself you self important douche bag.

pron wrote:She says: “I have curves, but I don’t really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller.”
http://www.ecanadanow.com/entertainment ... -skinnier/

yeah, right. her curves are the only reason why she has a career.
it's not for her acting ability. she's either been sucking on too many
of those appetite-killing lollipops she's been photographed so often
with, or she's trying to be contrary for press and attention.