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SaladTosser wrote:[. OR, maybe it was that one time that you offered a wacky take on Democrats being smarter than Republicans. .

One time? Surely you jest

Damn. Mikey hits a nerve on his first attempt.

Mister Bushice wrote:Damn. Mikey hits a nerve on his first attempt.

No nerves hit, buddy. I actually like Mikey. That post was just a "If I Were to Have Smacked You, This is How I Might Have Done It" post. I know, I kinda suck pretty much.

Mister Bushice wrote:Damn. Mikey hits a nerve on his first attempt.

He probably just needs a few lessons in how to develop a thick skin. You, of course, are probably not the ideal tutor, given your predilection for sending whiny PMs to quadrupeds.

RACK SaladTosser. It's a wonderful thread.

SaladTosser wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:Damn. Mikey hits a nerve on his first attempt.

No nerves hit, buddy. I actually like Mikey. That post was just a "If I Were to Have Smacked You, This is How I Might Have Done It" post. I know, I kinda suck pretty much.

Well I got no beef with you. For what its worth, I hope you stick around this wonderful old drafty house.

Finally. Some recognition.

My life is complete.

Mikey wrote:My life is complete.

It was pretty well complete when you were 74. And a wonderful life it was, I'm sure.

Comet wrote: You, of course, are probably not the ideal tutor, given your predilection for sending whiny PMs to cowards hiding behind reindeer nics.

ftfy

SaladTosser wrote: I'll will spray loads of cum on them to the point where their cut & paste button on their keyboards, and their remote control button that allows them to flip back and forth from CNN to C-SPAN, are rendered useless.Me, a "tedious spammer." Fucking idiot.

How rich is that? It sure didn't take long for you to throw out your gizz sock into the fray, did it? I remember the old days of at least a half dozen gizz stories floating around the TOT board for months. You and that other tard Fatsak were consumed about stuffing plastic action figures in your starfish, or you eating ass until veneral warts came out of your nose. Threads after threads, every day, you fucking gizz freak. Not only was that bad enough but you had your nutsak followers galloping after you with even more unfunny stories of gizz eating, barfing in panties, blah, blah blah.

I can't remember if it was RJack, Jimmy Meds or Mgo that actually tallied gizz related stories on page 1, but it was getting close to fifteen threads. I've told my share of shit stories, fuck stories, fall down some stairs and break a dick story, but you were the one that seriously has some twisted seminal fluid fetish. Most of us know when a story line is old, but not you. All of us will chuckle at an occasional funny sexual story but you make up so much bullshit about cum, anal, shit, corn, manbubble manifestations that even Caddy cringes. Mix in some new material, Salad, your fecal cum stain is really old.

I remember it got so bad at TOT with all your jack off stories that the mod tards even created a Jackoff forum for you and the other gizzsocks. You have a great nack of being a decent storyteller, but you never know when to shut the fuck up. Did posters creating other/new boards to get away from all the TOT bullshit even remotely ring your gizz filled condom head as to why? Did people ever post anywhere else because they were getting sick of the same old gizz stories every day and every fucking night? Of course you didn't realize it, Salad, because you are a selfconsumed gizz freak. IB posts too much, you think? That's really fooking funny as you've never been known for brevity. Actually, both you and Annie need to STFU.

Rip City

Ok, Luth's post just guaranteed another two or three pages on this thread...minimal.

Mississippi Neck wrote:Ok, Luth's post just guaranteed another two or three pages on this thread...minimal.

It 'guaranateed' or convinced me that for as much as luth loathes ST, he sure reads every one of his posts, logging every detail, that's for sure. Nice.

Luther wrote:

SaladTosser wrote: I'll will spray loads of cum on them to the point where their cut & paste button on their keyboards, and their remote control button that allows them to flip back and forth from CNN to C-SPAN, are rendered useless.Me, a "tedious spammer." Fucking idiot.

How rich is that? It sure didn't take long for you to throw out your gizz sock into the fray, did it? I remember the old days of at least a half dozen gizz stories floating around the TOT board for months. You and that other tard Fatsak were consumed about stuffing plastic action figures in your starfish, or you eating ass until veneral warts came out of your nose. Threads after threads, every day, you fucking gizz freak. Not only was that bad enough but you had your nutsak followers galloping after you with even more unfunny stories of gizz eating, barfing in panties, blah, blah blah.

I can't remember if it was RJack, Jimmy Meds or Mgo that actually tallied gizz related stories on page 1, but it was getting close to fifteen threads. I've told my share of shit stories, fuck stories, fall down some stairs and break a dick story, but you were the one that seriously has some twisted seminal fluid fetish. Most of us know when a story line is old, but not you. All of us will chuckle at an occasional funny sexual story but you make up so much bullshit about cum, anal, shit, corn, manbubble manifestations that even Caddy cringes. Mix in some new material, Salad, your fecal cum stain is really old.

I remember it got so bad at TOT with all your jack off stories that the mod tards even created a Jackoff forum for you and the other gizzsocks. You have a great nack of being a decent storyteller, but you never know when to shut the fuck up. Did posters creating other/new boards to get away from all the TOT bullshit even remotely ring your gizz filled condom head as to why? Did people ever post anywhere else because they were getting sick of the same old gizz stories every day and every fucking night? Of course you didn't realize it, Salad, because you are a selfconsumed gizz freak. IB posts too much, you think? That's really fooking funny as you've never been known for brevity. Actually, both you and Annie need to STFU.

Rip City

Holy shit Luther. You just dropped the Atomic Knee Drop, the Camel Clutch and an Inverted Suplex Slam all at once. Somebody hit the mat 3 times.

Luther, Luther, Luther. Don't go getting your blue mesh and styrofoam cap all stretched out. I intentionally dropped a jiz reference, and you took the bait like AP at a bed giveaway. Your post was too long and redundant to address each and every jizz, shut up, jizz, shut up reference. I'll just say this .................... From the multiple PMs you've sent me over the years, and my undertsanding of the tireless PMs you send Mods and Admins, it is CLEAR that this board is what remains of your long, long, tired life. That's sad, man. Honestly, I feel badly for you. The thought of the entire floor surrounding your computer desk being covered with piles and piles of spreadsheets is disturbing. I had my day in the sun on these boards. Some laughed, and some didn't. I've moved on. Why can't you? Try to have a great Christmas, man.

Luther wrote:gizz sock ... gizz stories ... stuffing plastic action figures in your starfish, or you eating ass until veneral warts came out of your nose ... gizz freak ... gizz eating, barfing in panties ... gizz ... shit stories, fuck stories, fall down some stairs and break a dick story ... twisted seminal fluid fetish ... funny sexual story ... cum, anal, shit, corn, manbubble manifestations ... fecal cum stain ... jack off stories ... gizzsocks ... fuck up ... bullshit ... gizz filled condom ... gizz stories ... fucking night ... gizz freak ...

Tried to make that my sig, but damnit it was too long.

Luther wrote: Actually, both you and Annie need to STFU.

Rip City

omg :meep:

Comet wrote:RACK SaladTosser. It's a wonderful thread.

Indeed. It's good to see dude around, as he's one of the funniest motherfuckers to ever grace the internets.

ST, I can proudly say I've rubbed a few out during episodes of the L Word and thought of you, my friend.

Don't fold like a cheap umbrella, man. I used to get tons of PM's from you, asshat. PM's about why you think gizz is funny, why you think Ken is funny, why you have to use a dating service while you post ten thousand times more per year than I could shake a stick at. I go on board vacations all the time. When you and your gizz buddies used to spamm TOT for those two years or so, I was gone for most of it. I'd check back in every month or so just to see another exciting version of you eating ass, barfing, and throwing gizz all around your apartment.

Kenny, how is anybody supposed to smack someone without seeing what they post? You are one travelling salesman boring tard, but I still read you. Would I miss one of your travelling golf stories and your photographs? Oh hell no. I'm not sure if I've ever smacked you, mostly because you kind of are like my neighbor. He's a stuffy fucker like yourself, driving a car that is loved by high school chicks, a borderline golf hack who has a hole in his pocket. He cajoled me into playing once, and I dusted off the clubs which hadn't been used since the last Iceberg Open in Portland. I think I beat him by 4 and we only played nine. He got in his car, moved the seat all the way up, grabbed his costco silver mug and drove home. I watched his John Kerry bumper sticker fade as I laughed next to my car. Don't ever overextend yourself here on the boards, Ken, you are a fair poster. Know your limitations.

ST, your day in the sun involved more posts then I'll ever be able or want to concoct on this or any board. You know you've posted too much when Spamurai has to tell you to shut up.

Rip City

BSmack wrote:Holy shit Luther. You just dropped the Atomic Knee Drop, the Camel Clutch and an Inverted Suplex Slam all at once. Somebody hit the mat 3 times.

Is that like the hood clutch??

Mississippi Neck wrote:

BSmack wrote:Holy shit Luther. You just dropped the Atomic Knee Drop, the Camel Clutch and an Inverted Suplex Slam all at once. Somebody hit the mat 3 times.

Is that like the hood clutch??

Something like that.

Business as usual. Rack Luther.

Excellent Luth, nice to see the venom still pumping in those arteries. Ya' tossed ST's salad, mixed in steaming fistfull of his favorite "dressing" and fed the boy his own lunch.

Damn, didn't know jizzguzzlers were vegans...go figure.

SaladTosser
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Luther
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Luther wrote:When you and your gizz buddies used to spamm TOT for those two years or so, I was gone for most of it.

Let me guess, BODE you, huh?

Luther wrote:You know you've posted too much when Spamurai has to tell you to shut up.

Reaching as if your bladder pills were on the far end of your night stand.


Luth, your incoherent ramblings, and beyond obscure references, make you read like nothing more than a shutyomouth with a formal education. To use a line from 'Purple Rain,' "no one gets you but yourself." And I don't mean getting it in a "getting it" kinda way. Sure, I see some of the lemmings prop you from time to time, but it's kinda the same way people refer to the modern-day Muhamad Ali as "champ" while he's shaking uncontrollably. I imagine another "B Teamer" will jump in here in a minute and RACK you for running your mad smack on me. Just go ahead, smile, add it to your spreadsheet, and tell your wife about it. You deserve it, pappy.

I'm getting real close to going all AP up in this motherfucker.

All you guys PM each other?

Fuckin' weirdos.

Who's fucking dick does a guy need to suck to get some mother fucking SERVICE up in this mother fucker?! WAITER!

SaladTosser wrote:I'm getting real close to going all AP up in this motherfucker.

You're getting ready to look the other way?

ElvisMonster wrote:Who's fucking dick does a guy need to suck to get some mother fucking SERVICE up in this mother fucker?! WAITER!

:boner:

SaladTosser wrote:I'm getting real close to going all AP up in this motherfucker.

You must be seeing all the angles, dog. If it's any help, I'm drinking already. G0t your back like bbq on a pig, man.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:All you guys PM each other?

Check your inbox, dude.

ElvisMonster wrote:Who's fucking dick does a guy need to suck to get some mother fucking SERVICE up in this mother fucker?! WAITER!

Front Row Middle

RadioFan wrote:If it's any help, I'm drinking already. G0t your back like bbq on a pig, man.

Thanks, old friend. Enjoy your beverages. Alcohol has not entered my body in 10 months and 27 days. WAR me, I think.

Could someone wytch Zyclone and TVO sitting on that cat's shoulders?

SaladTosser wrote:Alcohol has not entered my body in 10 months and 27 days.

1. There has to be a story worth reading associated with this. Start typing.

Or...

2. I'm guessing that's his nickname, not his Christian name, right? You guys break up or something?

SaladTosser wrote:Alcohol has not entered my body in 10 months and 27 days. WAR me, I think.

I've found the women I meet are much more attractive when I'm drinking.


Strange coincedence, that.

ElvisMonster wrote:Who's fucking dick does a guy need to suck to get some mother fucking SERVICE up in this mother fucker?! WAITER!

Hell ya.

Mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon and light on the cloves.

Off with you me lad and be lively!

Tom In VA wrote:

ElvisMonster wrote:Who's fucking dick does a guy need to suck to get some mother fucking SERVICE up in this mother fucker?! WAITER!

Front Row Middle

You're suggesting he suck off Flipper?

ElvisMonster wrote:

SaladTosser wrote:Alcohol has not entered my body in 10 months and 27 days.

1. There has to be a story worth reading associated with this. Start typing.

Or...

2. I'm guessing that's his nickname, not his Christian name, right? You guys break up or something?

Epic homo smack there after such a long layoff. Didn't even miss a beat. A true champion, there. The alcohol story is a long one. I'll try to spew it next week. Long story short, I realized that 1 - 1 1/2 cases of beer a day was too much, so I decided to attempt to rebuild my liver. My soberness only strengthens my love for you.

By the way, looks like I ran Luther.

thats funny ive found the more attractive women when they've been drinking

Shut up, Jess.

You're an idiot.

Smackie Chan wrote:
You're suggesting he suck off Flipper?

You got a problem with that ? What are you a speciesist ?