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Mace wrote:

Bobby42 wrote:Dins is the crack spider's bitch.

For more information on the crack spider's bitch go to: http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=21815

The crack spider's bitch? Only if Mikey loaned him out.

Mace

You can borrow him if you want. I only charge a quarter.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:This thread really had potential.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


"Potential" for what?

Did you not see who was called out?

And you're somehow suprised by his first running tail-between-legs, and then in an absolutely shocking turn of events, decided that stopping in and claiming BODE was a better strategy?


This thread had potential, alright -- to do exactly what it did.

War Wagon wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:I'll issue an ultimatum to the admins here to install the "ignore" feature...

Aww, isn't this cute. Dins shitting where he eats, again.

I can't wait to read this ultimatum, I'm sure it's going to go really well.... not really.

What, you no rikey Screwed? Does he get under your skin? Pwned!

Here's an idear. You can just ignore those who annoy you without having to make a snivelling, theatrical production out of it. But that's not the way you roll, is it Dins?

Way to NEVER follow your own advice you worthless pile of shit!

Dinsdale wrote:Did you not see who was called out?

Yeah, I noticed. See, I actually know this dude away from the internets, which is what makes this thread pretty fucking funny regardless of how trolltrainish is turned out to be. edit: Or I should say, has the potential to be pretty funny, but I've still gotten a few chuckles out of it considering who it involves.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:See, I actually know this dude away from the internets

You roll with tards?


Maybe you can give your "buddy" some advice on how to not be in the running for "shittiest ankle-biter on T1B."

Dins, if you believe this place is really an accurate gauge of one's "real life" persona, it may be time to take a sabbatical from the keyboard, champ.

War Wagon wrote:You can just ignore those who annoy you without having to make a snivelling, theatrical production out of it.

You know, that's not a bad idea, Whitey.

Maybe we'll chat about this again next year....which may well be the next time I ever read any of your stupidity again.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dins, if you believe this place is really an accurate gauge of one's "real life" persona

:rolleyes:

Here's a crazy one for you, MaGoo -- I couldn't be any farther from this persona in Real Life.


Save for a couple of similarities -- in Real Life, I'm a pretty fucking funny motherfucker, as well.

But if you think that a person who is bright and witty somehow suddenly becomes a no-take, zero-humor dullard exclusively when they log on to this board...then you might be the one in need of the sabbatical.


Tell me though -- in Real Life, does the dude follow you around, thinking that if he interjects some really unfunny stupidity with enough authority, that there might be a chance one of your cast-off chicks might notice him and take enough pity on him to let him touch their boobies?

Dinsdale wrote:An open challenge to Screw Michigan

I believe this was already taken care of when USC lost and Florida jumped them in the rankings.

Dinsdale wrote:Here's a crazy one for you, MaGoo -- I couldn't be any farther from this persona in Real Life.


Save for a couple of similarities -- in Real Life, I'm a pretty fucking funny motherfucker, as well.

Really? My online persona actually is an exact representation of my "real life" behavior. Why, just today I told our hot little receptionist chick that her tits reach Mt. Hood-like peaks, and that I want to take a vacation and get lost in them. Then I told one of our vendors he's a worthless douchebag and I've been banging his OL with epic ferocity on the weekends while the kids are still home.

Regardless, my point was simply you shouldn't just assume S_M's admittedly rather... tardly online behavior is definitely indicative of his character away from the smack-based interwebs.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Really? My online persona actually is an exact representation of my "real life" behavior. Why, just today I told our hot little receptionist chick that her tits reach Mt. Hood-like peaks, and that I want to take a vacation and get lost in them.

RACK that shit. There was some new whore at my monthly status meeting with the hospital's department heads today. She introduced herself and I reciprocated by giving her tah-tahs a BBBbrrrrrummmmski! They had to be DD's... so what's a fella to do?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Regardless, my point was simply you shouldn't just assume S_M's admittedly rather... tardly online behavior is definitely indicative of his character away from the smack-based interwebs.

Aaaaand....link to where I did? Hard to separate the two completely when attempting to point out what a douche a poster is.


Maybe you can have a little chat with your boy about maybe not stinking the place up so badly?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:They had to be DD's... so what's a fella to do?

Put her image in the Spank-Bank, then after work, shove an action figure up your ass while GYJO and shooting the end result on a pog.


I've got this messageboard thingy down to a science.

Dinsdale wrote:link

Well, I could, and I just might, if you feel so inclined to read on...but the result would be completely subjective, now wouldn't it?

We can play the semantics game all you want, but that was the impression I got from this statement:

You roll with tards?

To "roll with" assumes that we hang out in "real life," and the "tard" label is assumed that he plays one, you know, when we're "rolling."

Dinsdale wrote:

War Wagon wrote:You can just ignore those who annoy you without having to make a snivelling, theatrical production out of it.

You know, that's not a bad idea, Whitey.

Maybe we'll chat about this again next year....which may well be the next time I ever read any of your stupidity again.

It's a great idea, Dinsy.

But you'll read every word that I write, and I'll let you know which you're allowed to respond to.

Sorry, you can't respond to this. Maybe I'll let you respond to the next, if I'm feeling generous.

Dinsdale wrote: Save for a couple of similarities -- in Real Life, I'm a pretty fucking funny motherfucker, as well.

How many times a day do you look in the mirror and repeat that to yourself? Six? Ten?

This just in, but if somebody has to declare to another what a "witty and bright" and all around swell feller they are, they just might have some self-esteem issues of their own they're dealing with.

Ok, you can respond to this.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:RACK that shit. There was some new whore at my monthly status meeting with the hospital's department heads today. She introduced herself and I reciprocated by giving her tah-tahs a BBBbrrrrrummmmski! They had to be DD's... so what's a fella to do?

Not to go all Netboy Reid on you guys (tarddowen might've been onto something) but I ended up banging the chick with the pyschotic husband who wanted to (irrationally, at that time) beat my ass, last night. True story. She's a little plump, but with the kind of rolls Yer A Fuckin Jerkoff would appreciate. Damn, could she suck dick. She feasted on my schwank like an Ethiopian at an Old Country Buffet. It was pretty good shit. Verrrrry nice rack too. Not quite Patsy Stone-esque, but pretty damn suckable, nonetheless. Funny thing was, after I hastily removed her bra and started lapping those puppies up, I quickly realized she had...nipple hair. A pretty decent amount too. She was very clean in all other aspects, so I was a little surprised by this. I actually laughed out loud because I thought of this shithole for a split second, but then I forgot about that and started sucking again.

Looks like Magoo is trying to one up his internet hero with bullshit stories.

Well, when you're like 40 years old, or something, and look like a pasty malnourished 16 year old, I can understand why a sexual intercourse narrative might seem really wild, wacky, and unbelievable.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I ended up banging the chick with the pyschotic husband who wanted to (irrationally, at that time) beat my ass, last night. True story.

You, sir, are currectly the most RACKable motherfucker in here...for now.

That'll teach the asshole to threaten you by proxy.


A guy I know recently talked some shit behind my back....so I went and tagged his ex-with-the-big-titties.

When it comes to revenge -- make love, not war.

Dinsdale wrote: A guy I know recently talked some shit behind my back....so I went and tagged his ex-with-the-big-titties.

Sure you did.

Take it to the "letters" forum.

Your limp dick and limp wristed internet buddy Magoo and you can fellate each other all night long in this forum that doesn't exist, just like your sexual conquests don't exist.

You two jagoffs couldn't score a trick with a fistful of $100 bills at a Victoria's secret convention.

R-Jack wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Aaaaand.....

If ^^^^ is part of your "real life" verbiage, I would refrain from giving an opinion on who is a douchebag or a tard away from these boards if I were you.

Huh?


It's all about inflection, man.

I can say "super," "fabulous," and "swimmingly," and STILL sound like the dick-swingingest stud in the universe...because I'm cool like that.

It's all about the inflection.

Dinsdale wrote:

R-Jack wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Aaaaand.....

If ^^^^ is part of your "real life" verbiage, I would refrain from giving an opinion on who is a douchebag or a tard away from these boards if I were you.

Huh?


It's all about inflection, man.

I can say "super," "fabulous," and "swimmingly," and STILL sound like the dick-swingingest stud in the universe...because I'm cool like that.

It's all about the inflection.

Obviously, that inflection is with your hand flopping around on your wrist.

Jerkovich wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

R-Jack wrote: If ^^^^ is part of your "real life" verbiage, I would refrain from giving an opinion on who is a douchebag or a tard away from these boards if I were you.

Huh?


It's all about inflection, man.

I can say "super," "fabulous," and "swimmingly," and STILL sound like the dick-swingingest stud in the universe...because I'm cool like that.

It's all about the inflection.

Obviously, that inflection is with your hand flopping around on your wrist.

Oh say, I'd just hate to have this blast sink like the whale shite Dims puts out on a daily basis.

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