Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:38 pm
Yes he masturbates! And I hope he burns in hell!
Husker4ever wrote: As for Dungy working on Sundays....the man's job requires it. God gets his 10%
Dinsdale wrote: Basically, "christians" KTOA every time they open their hole. They really do...but they're well-trained to make excuses for their idiocy, and never hesitate to do so...because they've passed judgement on those who have judged them.
The age of 12?!? Did you have your first drink at age 25? Start driving a car the year after that?Husker4ever wrote:I feel your pain, bro. I've felt the flames of hell lapping at my feet since the age of 12.Python wrote:Aww, crap.Husker4ever wrote:people who masturbate will burn in hell.
I've since made up for my late start. You ever have to use Nair on your palms? That shit burns.Goober McTuber wrote:The age of 12?!? Did you have your first drink at age 25? Start driving a car the year after that?Husker4ever wrote:I feel your pain, bro. I've felt the flames of hell lapping at my feet since the age of 12.Python wrote: Aww, crap.
Yeah and Catholics play bingo and drink beer during the week. So? I didn't realize you had to be a fundamentalist to fit the criteria.Dinsdale wrote:Husker4ever wrote: As for Dungy working on Sundays....the man's job requires it. God gets his 10%
You people are KILLING me over here.
I didn't realize God had given Dungy some Devine Right to renegotiate that whole Bible thingy for maximum profit.
Wait..."eye of a needle" and stuff. Dungy gives his money to any poor person who asks, right?
And then you have Poptart, who basks in the glow of "christian" arrogance(which is truly the root of christian pathology, regardless how they try and spin it)...
Pop thinks it's his job to pass judgement upon others.
Basically, "christians" KTOA every time they open their hole. They really do...but they're well-trained to make excuses for their idiocy, and never hesitate to do so...because they've passed judgement on those who have judged them.
You really know very little about the Bible.Dinsdale wrote:I didn't realize God had given Dungy some Devine Right to renegotiate that whole Bible thingy for maximum profit.
I sure he slapped it around before then, but, he's prolly talking about the first time he actually achieved masturbatory 'bode.Goober McTuber wrote:The age of 12?!? Did you have your first drink at age 25? Start driving a car the year after that?Husker4ever wrote:I feel your pain, bro. I've felt the flames of hell lapping at my feet since the age of 12.Python wrote: Aww, crap.