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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:38 pm
by Python
Yes he masturbates! And I hope he burns in hell!

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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:39 pm
by Dinsdale
Husker4ever wrote: As for Dungy working on Sundays....the man's job requires it. God gets his 10%

You people are KILLING me over here.

I didn't realize God had given Dungy some Devine Right to renegotiate that whole Bible thingy for maximum profit.


Wait..."eye of a needle" and stuff. Dungy gives his money to any poor person who asks, right?

And then you have Poptart, who basks in the glow of "christian" arrogance(which is truly the root of christian pathology, regardless how they try and spin it)...


Pop thinks it's his job to pass judgement upon others.


Basically, "christians" KTOA every time they open their hole. They really do...but they're well-trained to make excuses for their idiocy, and never hesitate to do so...because they've passed judgement on those who have judged them.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:42 pm
by Tom In VA
Dinsdale wrote: Basically, "christians" KTOA every time they open their hole. They really do...but they're well-trained to make excuses for their idiocy, and never hesitate to do so...because they've passed judgement on those who have judged them.

RACK Your Non-Judgemental Judgement of Those Who Shouldn'T Be Judging Else They Be Judged Unless You're Judging from the U&L and Your Name Is Dinsdale.

Or ....

GOD :lol:

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:48 pm
by Goober McTuber
Husker4ever wrote:
Python wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:people who masturbate will burn in hell.
Aww, crap.
I feel your pain, bro. I've felt the flames of hell lapping at my feet since the age of 12.
The age of 12?!? Did you have your first drink at age 25? Start driving a car the year after that?

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:29 pm
by Husker4ever
Goober McTuber wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:
Python wrote: Aww, crap.
I feel your pain, bro. I've felt the flames of hell lapping at my feet since the age of 12.
The age of 12?!? Did you have your first drink at age 25? Start driving a car the year after that?
I've since made up for my late start. You ever have to use Nair on your palms? That shit burns.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:31 pm
by Husker4ever
Dinsdale wrote:
Husker4ever wrote: As for Dungy working on Sundays....the man's job requires it. God gets his 10%

You people are KILLING me over here.

I didn't realize God had given Dungy some Devine Right to renegotiate that whole Bible thingy for maximum profit.


Wait..."eye of a needle" and stuff. Dungy gives his money to any poor person who asks, right?

And then you have Poptart, who basks in the glow of "christian" arrogance(which is truly the root of christian pathology, regardless how they try and spin it)...


Pop thinks it's his job to pass judgement upon others.


Basically, "christians" KTOA every time they open their hole. They really do...but they're well-trained to make excuses for their idiocy, and never hesitate to do so...because they've passed judgement on those who have judged them.
Yeah and Catholics play bingo and drink beer during the week. So? I didn't realize you had to be a fundamentalist to fit the criteria.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:13 am
by poptart
Dinsdale wrote:I didn't realize God had given Dungy some Devine Right to renegotiate that whole Bible thingy for maximum profit.
You really know very little about the Bible.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:48 am
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:
Python wrote: Aww, crap.
I feel your pain, bro. I've felt the flames of hell lapping at my feet since the age of 12.
The age of 12?!? Did you have your first drink at age 25? Start driving a car the year after that?
I sure he slapped it around before then, but, he's prolly talking about the first time he actually achieved masturbatory 'bode.