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Killian wrote:You know the funny thing?

Yeah.

Killian wrote:I can prove that I got a scholarship to MSU. Can you do the same about your claim of an offer, for football, from UCLA?

Was that the funny thing?


Christ, you're a boring fuck!

Screw_Michigan wrote:archive this motherfucker. it's been quite the past few days: RJ admitting he spends a fortune on his fucking hair and m200l kicking his own ass and inciting a massive pile on. rack that shit.

Watch out, man. I think you just set yourself up for an ever so clever, "you're a retard."

You'd think ol' Twinkle Toes would be inspired to post something a little more creative, considering he spends his afternoons playing make believe with knights, fairies, and jesters.

420 wrote:

Killian wrote:You know the funny thing?

Yeah.

No you don't. It was a rhetorical question. Again, they use big words like that when you go to college. I'm sure you don't understand what I'm saying. You're an idiot That should help you out.

420 wrote:

Killian wrote:I can prove that I got a scholarship to MSU. Can you do the same about your claim of an offer, for football, from UCLA?

Was that the funny thing?


Christ, you're a boring fuck!

So you can't prove that you got an offer from UCLA? Noted. Not only are you a fucking idiot cum dumpster with questionable sexual orientation, you're a fucking liar, too. Props fucktwat.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You'd think ol' Twinkle Toes would be inspired to post something a little more creative, considering he spends his afternoons playing make believe with knights, fairies, and jesters.

Mr. Magoo, you're funny... and original.

You should take your skills, write about something and try and have it published.

Killian wrote:

420 wrote:

Killian wrote:You know the funny thing?

Yeah.

No you don't. It was a rhetorical question. Again, they use big words like that when you go to college. I'm sure you don't understand what I'm saying. You're an idiot That should help you out.

420 wrote:

Killian wrote:I can prove that I got a scholarship to MSU. Can you do the same about your claim of an offer, for football, from UCLA?

Was that the funny thing?


Christ, you're a boring fuck!

So you can't prove that you got an offer from UCLA? Noted. Not only are you a fucking idiot cum dumpster with questionable sexual orientation, you're a fucking liar, too. Props fucktwat.

I'm going to give your post... *** stars.

I loved... the banter!

Keep up the good work, brother.

With a few more keystrokes and a couple buckets of shicken (you're mexican, right?)

You'll be well on your way to catching up with Ctrl-KCPaul.

I'm as Mexican as you are straight.

You bring nothing to this board, your family, or life.

Killian wrote:I'm as Mexican as you are straight.

You bring nothing to this board, your family, or life.

very nice!


Here, give this avatar a whirl...

I could spot-weld a titanium plunger to a jackhammer, have its business end inserted up my arse, turn that sumbitch on its "ludicrous speed" setting for 40 days and 40 nights, and still not reach the board-bitch-ness zenith attained by this epic pile-on troll known as 420m2mountedbyFrankGoremenateleven...


Well done, pardner....

Hired today.

And he already has a play designed specifically for Montana State. Says it might not gain so much as one yard, but gaurantees it will take out at least one opposing player.

That alone makes a pretty good first day on the job.

May not win shit, may not save the program (although interest in PSU football increased by a factor of about 50 in two days), but I'm guessing we're going to have some fun with it.

Great hire.

Good move!

You'll have fun with ole Jerry in town. Hopefully, he'll bring the "House of Pain" with him. Those were some fun days in Houston.

He got boosters to pony up $40,000 after the press conference. That's more donations than that program has seen in the last 10 years.

Are they going to Jump Around m2OOOL?

I just got a hilarious visual of a still-alive, but jaundiced Elvis doing a cover of Jump Around.

Pack it uh-up, uh-pack it in
I said-uh...jump around
Jump up jump up and uh-get down


I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause we can't go on together with suspicious minds



With the hip-gyrations replaced by Fat Elvis bouncing up and down.

Believe the Heupel wrote: Please tell me he really didn't say that.

Sorry, I heard the quote on a fuzzy radio. He said "knock someone down." Not "take out."

He also said "We'll be the hardest-hitting football team on the West Coast."


It took dude about two days to turn a floundering 1AA program into a zoo, and apparently there's claims that the ticket box office is a "constant busy signal."

This was soooo what the program needed. And in an extra bit of funnay, he's already offered June Jones the OC job. Which has all-but been spoken for already, by aging Portland-area football legend Mouse Davis.

The Run and Shoot comes home to roost...outfuckingstanding. Have to go back to the days of playing for D2 championships in the 80's to recall this much buzz about Viking football(which has always stressed academics over football success...all the while, turning a blind eye to steroid use amongst its players...or so a recently-graduated former player(a 250 pound, 4.4/40 linebacker) told me not too long ago). We'll see if that still flies in the New House of Pain.

Bring on Elvis coming up from the safety for a Gritz Blitz, baby!

At this rate they should be ready to compete with Cal for the MNC by, oh, August.

And sadly, T1B is the largest media outlet covering the non-story in Portland.

P'shaw. If nothing else, in the D3 and D2 days, some serious innovation went down at PSU. The only thing Kal has innovated is stealing other team's coaches, and implementing other team's offenses and defenses.

Glanville was talking shit on 1AA powerhouses Montana and Montana State before he even took the job. I'm kind of bummed that Montana doesn't come to town this coming season(they came this past season...which for 1AA, if anyone isn't familiar with Griz Nation, it's pretty freaking impressive. Scaled down version of Husker Nation...when the Griz rolled in, somewhere between 4-5 thousand fans made the trip...to a building that holds about 20K). Montana State is the last home game of the year...might just have to score some tix for that one.

Good times, already. Now, we just need Oregon to win D1A, and Linfield to win another D3 championship, and we're in Football Heaven.

IndyFrisco wrote:And sadly, T1B is the largest media outlet covering the non-story in Portland.

http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncf/index


Uhm...that would be the front page of ESPN.com's CFB section.


http://www.tidesports.com/article/20070 ... /703010539

Apparently, the University of Alabama thinks it's a big deal, too.


http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?secti ... id=5078416


Sports headline in Toledo, Ohio.



If you like, I can link you up to any of the 36,000+ articles from around the country that have featured the story.

Yeah, you know what you're talking about, bud.

What I meant to say was there are more words splattered about it on T1B than anywhere else.

I was referring to the .

What does CFB stand for?





velocet

^^^ Must be trolling. ^^^

velocet wrote:What does CFB stand for?

Nothing...but BTPCFB stands for something great.

Do you know what the 'NFL' stands for?

velocet wrote:What does CFB stand for?





velocet

Ahhhhh, got it. Rack.
I was a bit late, albeit from a diff. angle.