OCmike's Humpday Challenge

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:47 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
BSmack wrote:And maybe after doing some very brief research to back up what I was saying.
So... you looked it up and passed it off as your own knowledge.

No you ignorant twat, I verified what I was going to post about. Try it someday.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:38 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:10. In her breastuses.
That one has already been correctly answered twice.

So the answer was "on No-Cal's face?"

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:56 am

Dinsdale wrote:
OCmike wrote:
The Rhine also flows South-North.
While technically correct, I was thinking of the Nile, therefore IF is correct.

Dumb freaking question.

First, "major river" is subjective, therefore there is no correct answer. Second, the Nile is in Africa. Adjust the total value of the goods that are shipped down that river to its American counterpart, and it may well be a wash.

A MUCH more interesting question would have been "There are several major rivers in the Eastern Hemishpere that flow from south to north. In the Western Hemishpere, there is only one. Name it."

Listen, Dullsdale, the day you start contributing something to the HDC other than snippy comments about the questions is the day I give a fuck about what you have to say about them. You're like that Aunt that you only see once a year at Christmas, but rather than just hang out and spend time with you, she's constantly telling you to sit up straight and fix your hair.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:25 am

OCmike wrote:the day you start contributing something to the HDC other than snippy comments about the questions is the day I give a fuck about what you have to say about them. You're like that Aunt that you only see once a year at Christmas, but rather than just hang out and spend time with you, she's constantly telling you to sit up straight and fix your hair.

Yeah, I should probably get all excited about participating in a trivia contest...that's replete with incorrect "answers.

Uhhh, yeah. You GO, boyee.

Here's one for you, Mike --

Q: What is the sum of 2 and 2?

A: NOT 4

Sheer. Brilliance.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:37 am

Listen, fuckface, you're not getting it. I don't give a shit whether you contribut or not. In fact, please don't, as you clearly don't get the point of doing the HDC in the first place.

It ain't about being factually correct, properly worded, semantically consistent or any other bullshit that you clearly hold with way too high of regard. It's about me spending a little bit of my time one day a week to try to make the workday pass a bit faster for some of the other guys.

If you can't get with that, then just fuck off. It's that simple.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:45 am

OCmike wrote: If you can't get with that, then just fuck off. It's that simple.

I suppose it should be of absolutely no suprise that you're wrong again, since it's become a theme.

It isn't that simple, at all. The only thing "simple" here is you.

Sorry to bring this little fantasy world in which you're not a dumbfuck crashing down around you, but...no I'm not. Just kidding.

The problem with this board is the tards. And I can think of few things more tardly than offering up a "trivia contest" in which the dumbfuck writing the questions doesn't even know the correct answers, nor does he even take the time to verify them.

If you think you're going to promote yourself to King of the Tards, while granting yourself some sort of free pass from being ridiculed for being fucking retarded...guess again, tard.

If you tard the place up, you'll be taken to task for it. It's that simple. Call it the "Law of the Jungle," if you will.

Matter of fact, you just pissed me off. From here on out...mess with the bull, get the horns.

I suggest you get yourself a brain transplant...STAT.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:01 am

No, the problem with this board is the same problem that has plagued every board. A few people lack the ability to simply shut the fuck up and have spammed SCIII, TNW, THE, and now this place into submission. Everyone complains about traffic in this forum being slow, and it ain't because of the "tards". It's because of people like you.

Dinsdale wrote:And I can think of few things more tardly than offering up a "trivia contest" in which the dumbfuck writing the questions doesn't even know the correct answers, nor does he even take the time to verify them.

If you think you're going to promote yourself to King of the Tards, while granting yourself some sort of free pass from being ridiculed for being fucking retarded...guess again, tard.

I don't grant myself a free pass from fuckups, I take full accountability for them, which you'd know if you were a regular HDC contributor. Those who contribute regularly give me plenty of shit about fucking up questions and/or answers and I have no problem with it. It's just that when a spamming motormouth wants to whine about something that he contributes nothing to, you can see where that might ring just a wee bit hollow.

Dinsdale wrote:If you tard the place up, you'll be taken to task for it. It's that simple. Call it the "Law of the Jungle," if you will.

Matter of fact, you just pissed me off. From here on out...mess with the bull, get the horns.

Oooh...an internet tough guy. What're you going to do, post a thread where you pitifully beg for racks? Oh, wait, you already did that.

You sounded like some insecure, homely "practice" girl who desperately needed someone (anyone!) to tell her that she was pretty. How pathetic...

Dinsdale(when he gets REALLY MAD wrote:I suggest you get yourself a brain transplant...STAT.

I pissed off the bull and THAT'S the big finish? You could be straight out of Kazakhstan and even the Russian judge would have given you a 3.3 after how you botched that landing.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:08 am

OCmike wrote:whine

RACK!

You sly dog, Mike.

You almost had me trolled there. You tried to bite off just a little too big of a chunk of irony there...otherwise, you would have had me.

What're you going to do, post a thread where you pitifully beg for racks? Oh, wait, you already did that.

Might wanna link that one up there, Trolly McTrollerstein.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:52 am

Atomic Punk wrote:10) vagina

Isn't this the answer to all of our questions?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:06 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:10) vagina
Isn't this the answer to all of our questions?

More like the root of all evil.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:56 am

OCmike wrote:Listen, fuckface, you're not getting it. I don't give a shit whether you contribut or not. In fact, please don't, as you clearly don't get the point of doing the HDC in the first place.

It ain't about being factually correct, properly worded, semantically consistent or any other bullshit that you clearly hold with way too high of regard. It's about me spending a little bit of my time one day a week to try to make the workday pass a bit faster for some of the other guys.

If you can't get with that, then just fuck off. It's that simple.

here's another question for the HDC.

who's gonna be an unemployed motherfukker if he don't get back to work?

sin,

OC's boss