Atomic Punk wrote:Rootbeer wrote:
Really? I usually stop thinking about this place when I log off.
Sure you do. Mormons are the biggest hypocrites there be yo.
Rootbeer wrote:
To each his own, I guess.
So I
see you're a m0d here. Must have something to do with your offline prowess.
Sounds like AP of the three chins is posting drunk again. That's never stopped him before and it won't stop him now. Post on, Mike.
Punk, unlike you I don't go through life looking for parallels to this dirtpile. I log on and see parallels to real life and I'll post a movie reset or some such as it comes to mind but once I log off that's it. My conscience is not weighted down by second thoughts and nervous twitches while I wait to see the smack leveled at me in the next post. I jump in, drop epic takes as per usualm, and go back to tangible surroundings. Judging by the translucency of your pasty epidermis I'd say it's been quite some time since your fingertips have tickled the surface of anything that didn't have letters and numbers on it. From jackhammering out posts on numerous boards to three way calling ZyButtShrubber on Vonage your life is more encrypted than it is cryptic.
In a way it's sad but at the same time you probably deserve what you get. Failed marriages, kids that won't talk to you, and friends that avoid you because you no longer share experiences. What do you have in common with the people that surround you in
real life, Mike? How often are you near a group of acquaintances and all you can think add to the conversation is "I blame Bush", "Sincerely, JTR", and other bulletin board non sequiturs? It's no wonder people avoid you. On a brighter note take solace in knowing that's it's not just the lazy eye. You're a psychosomatic train wreck and it's going to get worse.
I am a mod here because of my
online prowess, pitstain. I don't know who the administrators are on this board and I don't care to know. I don't participate in the super secret Moderator forum because I'm not here to edit, lock, delete, and move board content. There's plenty of overactive mouse jockeys filling that role. I was brought in for different purposes. I've met three people from the internet. If any of them are administrators here I'd be surprised and I still wouldn't care. This isn't a position of power and influence that I've longed for my whole life. This isn't something I politicked for in real life. Cyber shit doesn't mean that much to me and I don't take it offline. I know that's difficult for you to comprehend but it's true. Not everyone is like you and holds a low-tide moderatorship as their fondest and fairest dream come true.
From the way you whimpered about my moderator status I envision you looking up at me with puppy dog eyes as if to say, "Good job, Rootbeer, you did it. You became a MODERATOR! I wanna be you sooo bad." You're frickin' pathetic, AP. Don't ever look up at me again. Keep in mind that we're not equals and I am still above you. But you do not turn your eyes up this direction. I look down on you. You don't look up at me. You never raise your eyes to my level. Know your role, beyotch.
Never, never, never forget this. Your
offline prowess has led you to where you are today in
real life. So bode it up, superstar.