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BSmack wrote:how many of you tards I'm fucking with at once?

We soooo totally fucked with Germany.


Sin,
Poland

Since when have I ever given a shit about how many of you tards I'm fucking with at once?

Let me get this straight..... The B-Smack way of "fucking with Tards" is to try and convince someone how smart you are is to prove you have less common sense than a Coma Patient with no brain activity. hmmmmmm... must be scarring left over from several summers in Bandcamp as a youth or the Down's Syndrome, (in recession since the Lobotomy) has become active yet again

B's Retarded Buddy- Briun, dun't stick your hand in da campfire, you get burned reel bad.

BMensa- Bullshit! You are so fucking stupid! That fire isn't hot, it can't be, can't happen, go away Tard.......
aaaaaaaaaaaaauuuughhhh! Oh my God my hand is on fire, my skin is melting!
But NOT because Fire is hot so "fuck off!"

B's Retarded Buddy- dat muss hert weal bad.

BMensa- Shut up moron I can handle it! ...................No big deal, just a minor flesh wound........

Seriously, of all the barbs ever thrown at me, that has to be the most laughable one yet.

Oh yeah, it's hella funny in so many ways......

Dinsdale wrote:

BSmack wrote:how many of you tards I'm fucking with at once?

We soooo totally fucked with Germany.

Sin,
Poland

I missed the part where Stukas and Panzers ripped through my home.

Dude, you jumped on what you perceived to be a misstatement of mine. It's what you do. Don't try to make it anything more than what it is.

Funny how everyone else in this thread also perceived it to be a misstatement. You know, the one where you claimed it would be next to impossible for the cook to dress up OJ’s pasta with a boogernaise sauce.

BSmack wrote:
I missed the part where Stukas and Panzers ripped through my home.

Plunger Peacocks rarely notice their feathers...

Goober McTuber wrote:Funny how everyone else in this thread also perceived it to be a misstatement. You know, the one where you claimed it would be next to impossible for the cook to dress up OJ’s pasta with a boogernaise sauce.

I never said it would be "next to impossible". I simply posited that the cook would not always know what food Orenthal had ordered. So, by dining with OJ's party, you are running the risk of taking booger meant for the Juice. Maybe I didn't say it perfectly, but to be perfectly honest, I don't much give a fuck.

I can't decide who's taking more of a pounding... Me-Smacked or the dude getting slammed in Me-Smacked's avatar.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I can't decide who's taking more of a pounding... Me-Smacked or the dude getting slammed in Me-Smacked's avatar.

I'd say avatar finishes second in this contest, so it's a good thing Bri doesn't much give a fuck.

And RACK HH.

BSmacked to Dinsdale wrote:Dude, you jumped on what you perceived to be a misstatement of mine. It's what you do. Don't try to make it anything more than what it is.

*blink*
*blink*
*blink*


wow.

PSUFAN wrote:

BSmacked to Dinsdale wrote:Dude, you jumped on what you perceived to be a misstatement of mine. It's what you do. Don't try to make it anything more than what it is.

*blink*
*blink*
*blink*

wow.

To paraphrase Jeff Gordon, "if you're booing, I must be doing something right."

R-Jack wrote:

BSmack wrote:
To paraphrase Jeff Gordon, "if you're booing, I must be doing something right."

Oh.........so you were actually TRYING to be an idiot.

And doing a right fine job of it.

R-Jack wrote:

BSmack wrote:
To paraphrase Jeff Gordon, "if you're booing, I must be doing something right."

Oh.........so you were actually TRYING to be an idiot.

Tell me this. You heard anybody talking about "the crew" today?

You want me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall.

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Funny how everyone else in this thread also perceived it to be a misstatement. You know, the one where you claimed it would be next to impossible for the cook to dress up OJ’s pasta with a boogernaise sauce.

I never said it would be "next to impossible". I simply posited that the cook would not always know what food Orenthal had ordered.

That might be true at McDonalds. At any decent restaurant the cook could simply ask the waittress.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Funny how everyone else in this thread also perceived it to be a misstatement. You know, the one where you claimed it would be next to impossible for the cook to dress up OJ’s pasta with a boogernaise sauce.

I never said it would be "next to impossible". I simply posited that the cook would not always know what food Orenthal had ordered.

That might be true at McDonalds. At any decent restaurant the cook could simply ask the waittress.

He could. But there's still the element of human error. Which, when it comes to swallowing someone else's bodily fluids, I'll take a pass on. All I was really saying was that there is yet another reason not to have dinner with Orenthal.

If you order a different menu item, you're probably safe. Or just get the mayo on the side.

I know the KC Crew is gazing at you longingly...

"Was he always an IKYABWAI juggernaut?"
"Never noticed...but daym, GET HIM FOR OUR CREW."
"I KNEW he was our urine-quaffing cuz."
"Pass back the Funyuns...NOW, PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!"

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote: I never said it would be "next to impossible". I simply posited that the cook would not always know what food Orenthal had ordered.

That might be true at McDonalds. At any decent restaurant the cook could simply ask the waittress.

He could. But there's still the element of human error. Which, when it comes to swallowing someone else's bodily fluids, I'll take a pass on. All I was really saying was that there is yet another reason not to have dinner with Orenthal.

Well, what you started out saying was:

BSmack wrote:Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?

I mean, that was the statement that really made you look stupid. Could be that element of human error.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:He could. But there's still the element of human error. Which, when it comes to swallowing someone else's bodily fluids, I'll take a pass on. All I was really saying was that there is yet another reason not to have dinner with Orenthal.

Well, what you started out saying was:

BSmack wrote:Tell me, how does the cook know what OJ ordered?

I mean, that was the statement that really made you look stupid. Could be that element of human error.

Yea, I probably should have said "How does the cook know "FOR SURE" what OJ ordered?" Sure, he can ask. But what if the waitress fucks up the order? What if other people order what OJ ordered?

Does THAT explain it for you? Or will Dinsdale have to certify the quality of my deck screws?

l to r: bri, me

BSmack wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Oh, my conclusion not only followed the evidence...it was the definitive conclusion...

Only if one is a balding, middle aged, drug addled contrarian.

...leave Mikey out of this!

Bri,

find the shovel and dig on out of here

PSUFAN wrote:Bri,

find the shovel and dig on out of here

6 more hours and I'll be swilling down light beer. Do you have a problem with that?

BSmack wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:Bri,

find the shovel and dig on out of here

6 more hours and I'll be swilling down light beer. Do you have a problem with that?

The fact that you’re a fat-assed, light beer-swilling tard? No problem whatsoever.

BSmack wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:Bri,

find the shovel and dig on out of here

6 more hours and I'll be swilling down light beer. Do you have a problem with that?

So we can expect a decline in your coherence in 6 hours. Thanks for the heads up. Sometimes discerning the difference between drunk and stupid can be difficult.

Headhunter wrote:

BSmack wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:Bri,

find the shovel and dig on out of here

6 more hours and I'll be swilling down light beer. Do you have a problem with that?

So we can expect a decline in your coherence in 6 hours. Thanks for the heads up. Sometimes discerning the difference between drunk and stupid can be difficult.

..HH is on a roll.

Headhunter wrote:So we can expect a decline in your coherence in 6 hours. Thanks for the heads up. Sometimes discerning the difference between drunk and stupid can be difficult.

I'm sure you have plenty of life experience in that regard. Don't you live in Texas?

Yep, but the Pennsylvania accent makes the stupid ones easy to pick out of a crowd. The internet makes that more challenging!

BSmack wrote:I'm sure you have plenty of life experience in that regard.

See if I've got this right -- In the midst of a self-induced pile-on, you thought "IKYABWAI" was your road to salvation?


Or was "IKYABWAI" a "misstatement"?

^^Stole my thunder

Dinsdale wrote:Or was "IKYABWAI" a "misstatement"?

Stop miscategorizing his misstatements, dolt! LMAO!

Dude takes a page and a half of pile-on, and then decides to go with --

"Yeah, well what I meant to say was..."

Followed by --

"I know you are, but what am I?"


Hall-of-Fame fucking tard.

~whew~ This thread should hold em over for another day at least.

-KC clowns

Biggie wrote: Or just get the mayo on the side.

Oh look who's playing the race card now!

Dinsdale wrote:

BSmack wrote:I'm sure you have plenty of life experience in that regard. Don't you live in Texas?

See if I've got this right -- In the midst of a self-induced pile-on, you thought "IKYABWAI" was your road to salvation?

Are there not a lot of drunks in Texas? Would he not have a large sample population of stupid drunks to choose from?

Or was "IKYABWAI" a "misstatement"?

No, in this case it is an indication of your inability to understand what you read.

BSmack wrote:No, in this case it is an indication of your inability to understand what you read.

So, see if I've got this right --

A Tard said some monumentally stupid shit, and recieved a richly-deserved pile-on for it. After spending several posts defending his stupid statements, he then decides to retract those statements with some "misstatement" bullshit which amounted to "that's not what I meant," even though he defended those "misstatements" several times. After realizing that the "misstatement" defense was only making the pile-on worse, he then decides that "IKYABWAI" was a better defense. After that went about as well as anyone with at least Cicero-level intelligence would have anticipated, Tard then decides that "it is an indication of your inability understand what you read" was an even better defense.


Way to go, Tard. Absolutely classic. In fact, I've understood what I've read here quite well -- that you're a fucking retard who is obviously auditioning for a job at Home Depot as a plunger-display-rack.


And all of this abuse could have been diverted quite simply by you saying "oh, I see what you guys are saying" after any of the first several instances of people pointing out your stupidity.

You attempting to get over on a message board is akin to JTR running game at a singles get-together...useless.


When you were a child, and your mom told you that you were special...she lied. You're just fucking stupid.

JTR running game at a singles get-together...useless.

On the contrary - Jess probably gets invited back to Singles events all the time. He's Lonely's Best Customer.

I would have gone with KFC, Hooters, or Krispy Kreme. But Lonely's works as well.

So, see if I've got this right --

Dinsdale wrote:you're a fucking retard who is obviously auditioning for a job at Home Depot as a plunger-display-rack.

You're racking BeenSmacked? Or is there a difference between being racked and becoming a rack?

Someone needs to explain this whole interwebs thingie to me. But wait 'til I get back from my lunch w/ OJ.

Dinsdale wrote:And all of this abuse could have been diverted quite simply by you saying "oh, I see what you guys are saying" ...

Maybe you're too dimwitted to see that that is exactly what I did do?

Either that or you're begging for a fight.

Smackie Chan wrote:But wait 'til I get back from my lunch w/ OJ.

It's friday -- the soup du jour is clam chunder.