T1B

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:33 pm**

OC Mike has fully admitted to giving blowjobs to transients in cardboard boxes.

What do you expect from an admitted street-level fag?

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:34 pm**

it's easily 60-70% of the US

As a moderate republican, I can't even argue the pulse of the country. Its really simple; we have a man in office who has lost his fucking mind and now we just have to wait it out for another 18 months.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:34 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:depending on what polls you look at it's easily 60-70% of the US.

Democracy in action.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:35 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:I see one of Mike's more obvious problems...an inability to distinguish between "bullshit" and "fact."

Dinsdalian bile is now "fact"? BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA!! Get over yourself, loser.

The last poll I saw said that 27% of those polled were in favor of the war, which means 73% are against it. Your numbers are made up, or to put it in other terms...bullshit. Post a link supporting your numbers or shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit what you "think" fact is or isn't. Fact is fact, not ballpark figures.

Dinsdale: Bode! I'm soooo in your dome!

Care to link up one instance of me going all Kansas City up in here?

One?

If you find it, I assure you it was in jest, done to mock the KC Tards and their wannabes.

1. It was a joke. Someone needs to lighten up just a tad.

2. It's my fantasy conversation and I'll end it any way I damn well please. You should consider yourself lucky I didn't have you singing "Tiny Little Surrey with a Fringe on the Top"!

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:36 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:we have a man in office who has lost his fucking mind

Probably somewhere in Albania.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:40 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:OC,
Dins isn't really off with the 70% statement, depending on what polls you look at it's easily 60-70% of the US.

Here is a good link...

http://www.pollingreport.com/iraq.htm

Gee, someone posting a link supporting their argument. What a novel concept. Maybe you can show Dins how when you have some spare time.

Feel free to blame your medication.

I'd rather be crazy than be a middle-aged spamming douchebag loser. You know it's bad when you've got the mentally ill looking down on you saying, "Well, at least I'm not him."

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:43 pm**

OCmike wrote:It's my fantasy conversation and I'll end it any way I damn well please. You should consider yourself lucky I didn't have you singing "Tiny Little Surrey with a Fringe on the Top"!

When you go down tonight on Pauly
OC, here's the way it's going to be
You will sit behind RuPaul's snow white buttocks
In the sickest gig you'll ever see
Rational thought disappears in a hurry
When you post like you're from Western Missouri
When you post like you're from Western Missouri with a "BODE" on top

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:44 pm**

OCmike wrote:Gee, someone posting a link supporting their argument. What a novel concept. Maybe you can show Dins how when you have some spare time.

My bad. I was just figuring that anyone who would consider talking current politics had probably seen at least 30 seconds of TV news, or possibly cracked a newspaper in the last several months.

Silly assumption on my part.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:45 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:OC Mike has fully admitted to giving blowjobs to transients in cardboard boxes.

What do you expect from an admitted street-level fag?

I lob up the world's biggest meat pitch by letting everyone know that I'm a paranoid schizo and the best you can do is "You're a fag"? I mean are you freaking KIDDING ME?

Consult Goobs on how to smack the mentally ill. At least he was funny.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:46 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
OCmike wrote:It's my fantasy conversation and I'll end it any way I damn well please. You should consider yourself lucky I didn't have you singing "Tiny Little Surrey with a Fringe on the Top"!

When you go down tonight on Pauly
OC, here's the way it's going to be
You will sit behind RuPaul's snow white buttocks
In the sickest gig you'll ever see
Rational thought disappears in a hurry
When you post like you're from Western Missouri
When you post like you're from Western Missouri with a "BODE" on top

You're singing showtunes and I'm the fag?

Okay...

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:47 pm**

OCmike wrote: I lob up the world's biggest meat pitch by letting everyone know that I'm a paranoid schizo and the best you can do is "You're a fag"?

Sorry -- I was playing by YOUR rules...wherein fact has no bearing, and the MO du jour was flat making shit up out of thin air.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:48 pm**

Actually, it was supporting Dinsdales arguement, the one you were "joking" about (or what appeared to me, you were refuting).

Then you posted this ...

The last poll I saw said that 27% of those polled were in favor of the war, which means 73% are against it. Your numbers are made up, or to put it in other terms...bullshit. Post a link supporting your numbers or shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit what you "think" fact is or isn't. Fact is fact, not ballpark figures.

Which really confused me. You say you saw a poll (no link) that supports Dinsdales 70+% claim and then call his numbers bullshit and that he should back it up with a link.

Start making some sense or I'm sending my friends Otis & Dover after you.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:49 pm**

OCmike wrote:You're singing showtunes and I'm the fag?

You should be thanking your lucky stars I haven't broke out My Fair Lady yet...you'd be starring in an all-gay review by now for sure.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:56 pm**

Actually, it was supporting Dinsdales arguement, the one you were "joking" about (or what appeared to me, you were refuting).

Is it possible that Orange County could usurp KC's undisputed idiocy?

The last poll I saw said that 27% of those polled were in favor of the war, which means 73% are against it. Your numbers are made up, or to put it in other terms...bullshit.

70+% used to round out 73% qualifies as "bullshit" in your world?

Uhm...do me a favor, and let me know when you think this is starting to go well for you.

Dins: 70+% of Americans oppose the Iraq War.

OCMike: BULLSHIT!!!! THAT'S TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!! IT'S 73%!!!!!!

Uhm....

Errr...

I'm not even sure how to respond to a tard who attempts to refute me by citing figures that support my statements, and attempts to smack me by agreeing with me.

What a glorious day for Kansas City this is...they're no longer the runt of the litter. "I know you are, and I am too" has enetered the lexicon.

Mike, you're making SoCalToejam sound intelligent.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:04 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
Actually, it was supporting Dinsdales arguement, the one you were "joking" about (or what appeared to me, you were refuting).
Is it possible that Orange County could usurp KC's undisputed idiocy?

I would cut him some slack, maybe he has a multiple personality dissorder (now that's gotta be cool) on top of the schizo thing.

Oh and Dins, I also found a link stating there are approximately 1.2 billion Muslims in the world, so your earlier claim on that subject is clearly bullshit. This has not been a good day for you.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:09 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Oh and Dins, I also found a link stating there are approximately 1.2 billion Muslims in the world, so your earlier claim on that subject is clearly bullshit.

I suppose if a person doesn't understand the function of an "s" on the end of a word to denote pluralism, that might be true.

Here's a link that proves beyond all doubt that 100% of OCMikes are fucking retards.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:11 pm**

Is it possible that Orange County could usurp KC's undisputed idiocy?

Not possible. For one thing, the KC contingent would continue this argument well into the evening hours, whereas I, upon noticing that I missed 70+% the first time around have no problem coming correct. So allow me to wholeheartedly say, "Oops!"

Anyway, the OC/KC argument is neither here nor there since I haven't lived in OC since 2001. It's just that every time I try to change my name, everyone's like "Who the fuck are you and how do you know everyone? Ahhh! Ahhh! It's someone's troll! Kill it! KILL IT!!!"

Mike, you're making SoCalToejam sound intelligent.

ToeJam is an obvious troll job. After seeing the reaction he got from his first "I don't make my kids shake hands" post, he's gotten ten times the attention with his "my kids slide spikes up" or "I told my pitcher to put one between the kid's shoulder blades". Hell, he's got some of T1B's seemingly smarter people heads spinning faster than Irie's if you tied an erect cock to a string and attached it to a ceiling fan.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:12 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:there are approximately 1.2 billion Muslims in the world

Its obvious we're not doing our job to significantly reduce that number. I think we need to institute a draft until that number reaches single digits IMO.

I'm trolling btw

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:12 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: I would cut him some slack, maybe he has a multiple personality dissorder (now that's gotta be cool) on top of the schizo thing.

I wonder if he'll Chernobyl if I start throwing down a bunch of these...

> < > > <<<<<< >>>>>>> ======

Maybe one of his personalities can figure out which one goes in between 70 and 73.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:15 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
OCmike wrote:You're singing showtunes and I'm the fag?

You should be thanking your lucky stars I haven't broke out My Fair Lady yet...you'd be starring in an all-gay review by now for sure.

If it's as bad as the rest of your song parodies, the only person who would be embarrassed by it would be you. I mean, When you post like you're from Western Missouri with a "BODE" on top"?? Seriously... If you're only going to take 30 seconds to write it, not follow the syllable count, rhyme or meter of the song so it has a decent flow to it, don't fucking bother. Half-asses like you are the reason most people on this board think song parodies suck. Put some effort into it or don't fucking bother.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:20 pm**

OCmike wrote:I, upon noticing that I missed 70+% the first time around have no problem coming correct. So allow me to wholeheartedly say, "Oops!"

Coming correct is always a good idea.

Would have been a much easier sell if you hadn't actually typed out my words in a quote first.

And you might consider throwing up your links to where 85% of urban nogs live crime-free lives, and how 15% of Muslims kill women and children while 85% sit quietly by.

Your rules, right?

Anyway, the OC/KC argument is neither here nor there since I haven't lived in OC since 2001.

You can take the Tard out of Tardland, but you can't take the Tardland out of the Tard...or something.

ToeJam is an obvious troll job.

As opposed to our other issues, we'll have to respectfully disagree on this one...

Dude really is that fucking dumb.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:24 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Actually, it was supporting Dinsdales arguement, the one you were "joking" about (or what appeared to me, you were refuting).
Is it possible that Orange County could usurp KC's undisputed idiocy?

I would cut him some slack, maybe he has a multiple personality dissorder (now that's gotta be cool) on top of the schizo thing.

Who asked you for slack, fuckface?

And just so we're clear, I have irrational fears, not multiple personalities, but if I did have mpd, you can be assured that all of them would think that you suck.

Having multiple personalities would probably be cool right up until the time that your aggro one raped a chick and your meek, introverted one takes over just as the judge raps his gavel and assigns you a 15-year sentence. That would blow, kinda...just a bit.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:33 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
And you might consider throwing up your links to where 85% of urban nogs live crime-free lives, and how 15% of Muslims kill women and children while 85% sit quietly by.

Your rules, right?

I don't need to link to it, it's universally known. It's the OC Law of Generalizations. Any generalization that you make about a significantly large group of people is true 85% of the time. Don't try to fight it, it's irrefutable, I tell you!!!

Anyway, the OC/KC argument is neither here nor there since I haven't lived in OC since 2001.
You can take the Tard out of Tardland, but you can't take the Tardland out of the Tard...or something.

Do you realize that you and a few others have over-used that word to the point that you've lowered it's intrinsic value on this and other messageboards to essentially nothing? Thanks for killing an otherwise good thing, douches.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:33 pm**

I see DicksInhaled is getting beatdown yet again.

Carry On.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:34 pm**

OCmike wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: Is it possible that Orange County could usurp KC's undisputed idiocy?

I would cut him some slack, maybe he has a multiple personality dissorder (now that's gotta be cool) on top of the schizo thing.

Who asked you for slack, fuckface?

Sorry, I thought you retards liked people with a little compassion. It won't happen again.

OCmike wrote:[And just so we're clear, I have irrational fears, not multiple personalities, but if I did have mpd, you can be assured that all of them would think that you suck.

I don't think those fears are so irrational Mike. Your performance in this thread proves you really should be scared of elevators, they can obviously outwit you.

OCmike wrote:Having multiple personalities would probably be cool right up until the time that your aggro one raped a chick and your meek, introverted one takes over just as the judge raps his gavel and assigns you a 15-year sentence. That would blow, kinda...just a bit.

So you've given it some thought? Does your shrink know about this?

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:35 pm**

mvscal wrote:Meaning they aren't numbered in billions. You are familiar with the concept of plurals?

Oh, quite.

But just for giggles, I went to that ol' American Heritage site.

Of or being a grammatical form that designates more than one of the things specified.

Small world. Who woulda thunk that you and OCMike studied math in the same school?

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:41 pm**

OCmike wrote:Do you realize that you and a few others have over-used that word to the point that you've lowered it's intrinsic value on this and other messageboards to essentially nothing?

Now, waitaminute...

Now that you've not only distinguished yourself as a tard, but actually moved yourself to the head of the class, you're NOW going to decry the use of the term?

I'm not sure if that falls under the KC SOP, or if that's part of the new Orange County Rule of Engagement.

Gaydar Aimed wrote:DicksInhaled

While your assesment of the goings-on in this thread is fully from the OCMike/pmsgal school of logic, you just clowned everyone who has ever attempted nicksmack on me that wasn't named Rozy.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:42 pm**

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote:Muslims aren't numbered in billions.
Gee, everyone on Earth not named mvscal puts their numbers somewhere between 1.4 and 1.8 billion, give or take a few hundred million.
Meaning they aren't numbered in billions. You are familiar with the concept of plurals?

If there are 1.4 to 1.8 billion Muslims in the world, how would you describe their "numbers"? "a billion plus" "a thousands million plus"?

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:45 pm**

you and a few others have over-used that word to the point that you've lowered it's intrinsic value

Perfect. Now just claim BODE. At that point, IKYABWAI is fucking implied.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:45 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: If there are 1.4 to 1.8 billion Muslims in the world, how would you describe their "numbers"? "a billion plus" "a thousands million plus"?

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Apparently, mvscal has the same irrational fear of these symbols as OCDMike.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:47 pm**

you and a few others have over-used that word to the point that you've lowered it's intrinsic value

You and many others have overused that word to the point that you've increased its intrinsic value.

Hell, I only make that mistake when I'm really drunk.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:59 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Sorry, I thought you retards liked people with a little compassion. It won't happen again.

Retardation means "to stop" or slow down. Many schizos, such as myself, are highly intelligent people (except when quoting Iraqi war polls ;) )whose brains move too quickly. Which means that I am able to hold a high-level programmer analyst position at a consulting firm, I just have to work twice as hard mentally to get my work done as everyone else. Whatever...my little cross to bear.

If you're still having problems understanding any of this, ask Dins, as I believe he studied psychiatry during his teen years (between stints in meteorology, and experiments with latent heat).

TWIS wrote:I don't think those fears are so irrational Mike. Your performance in this thread proves you really should be scared of elevators, they can obviously outwit you.

And your performance shows that you have as much business posting on mental illness as mvscal does at a racial unity rally on MLK Blvd.

So you've given it some thought? Does your shrink know about this?

Psychiatrists, or "shrinks", are MDs whose primary purpose is to distribute and monitor mediacations, while therapists, or psychologists, are the ones that people tell their problems to. Tell me you knew...

And no, I haven't told my psychologist about this.

1. I don't have mpd.
2. I promised myself that I'd stop raping joqqers and killing hookers when I got married.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:09 pm**

OCmike wrote: If you're still having problems understanding any of this, ask Dins, as I believe he studied psychiatry during his teen years (between stints in meteorology, and experiments with latent heat).

You know what...I'm now feeling sorry for you, so I'm actually going to try and help you out here...

It's usually a good idea to eject from a thread BEFORE you have to resort to stealing Ken's schtick.

Dude -- you just Ctrl-CPauled Ken.

Think about that for a while, and let it sink in(and for the record, Ken's theory on "latent heat" in regards to crops drew some good laughter from someone with a college degree in agriculture).

Ken.

You stole material from a guy who gets beat up by prepubescent girls. Maybe one of those personalities can get a grip on your bad self.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:10 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:17 pm**

OK...I'll try a little harder this time...

One of the few moves even lamer than putting the bastion of hilarity known as Ken up on a pedestal, would be trying to defend yourself for a couple of pages after getting woodshedded for making stupid statements with...

LALALALALALA, I have my hands over my ears, I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU!!!!!!!!

Dude...really...I'm trying to help.

Just let this one go, and instead spend your time trying to spin in advance how 5 is a correct answer to "what is 2 +2" in your OCMike HumpedAGay Challenge.

Or, just keep flailing away from the bottom of the self-induced pile. A retard can only shit his pants so many times before I stop feeling sorry for him and start laughing my ass off.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:24 pm**

OCmike wrote:You should consider yourself lucky I didn't have you singing "Tiny Little Surrey with a Fringe on the Top"!

A minor point, the song is titled "The Surrey With The Fringe On Top". No mention of "tiny". A couple of times I believe they refer to "that shiny little surrey with the fringe on the top".

BTW, I'd have him singing "If I Loved You" from Carousel.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:31 pm**

mvscal wrote:Billions necessarily implies at least two. I thought that was pretty clear.

I guess that's "clear"...to fucking retards.

Of or being a grammatical form that designates more than one of the things specified.

Which one of them big words are you struggling with, mv?

Is it "more"?

Is it "than"?

Or possibly "one"?

I'm here to help, man...let me help you. You just have to let me know which of those 3-4 letter words that you're not clear on, and then we'll be well on the way to you not being a fucking idiot anymore....OK, that's a lofty goal, but it's a start.

OK...enough with the "nice-guy" act...

1.4 > 1

That sound you just heard was mvscal and OCDMike's heads simultaniously exploding.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:34 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
you and a few others have over-used that word to the point that you've lowered it's intrinsic value

You and many others have overused that word to the point that you've increased its intrinsic value.

Hell, I only make that mistake when I'm really drunk.

OCPatton: What's the matter with you?

Dinsdale: I'm just going to post grammar smack, sir.

OCPatton: What did you say?

Dindale: Grammar smack, sir. I just can't stand putting any effort into my posts anymore.

OCPatton: Grammar smack? Hell, you're just a goddamn coward.
*Rips pancake of Dins's head*
*Smacks Dins repeatedly with pancake*
*Dins starts crying*

OCPatton: Shut up! I won't have a yellow bastard crying. . .in front of these humorous, men willing to die before posting grammar smack and calling people faggots!! Shut up! Don't allow this yellow bastard to click "Submit". Nothing wrong with him, 'cept a lack of effort. I won't have sons of bitches afraid to post quality takes stink up this place of honor. You're going back to the message board, my friend. You may get smacked, you may get embarrassed,
but you're going up to the posting. Either that or I'll sign you up for a smackoff! I should smack you myself, you bastard! Get him out of here! Send him up to Cul de Smack! You hear me? You goddamn coward!

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:46 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
OCmike wrote: If you're still having problems understanding any of this, ask Dins, as I believe he studied psychiatry during his teen years (between stints in meteorology, and experiments with latent heat).

Think about that for a while, and let it sink in(and for the record, Ken's theory on "latent heat" in regards to crops drew some good laughter from someone with a college degree in agriculture).

I'm pretty sure OC Mikes comments on your study of latent heat relate to the time you spent in fascination over the lighting of your own farts.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:27 pm**

That's some epic smack, Tard Twin.

T1B

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