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Dog= Lifelong Cub fan


Does ya remember:

Glen Hobbie
Dick Drott
Ken Hubbs
George Altman
Dick Ellsworth
Barney Schultz
Moe Thacker
John Boccabella
Cal Koonce
Ken Holtzman
Joe Pepitone
Turk Lown

???? huh..does ya? show me you're a LIFER and ya gets me vote!

No Jose Cardenal?

ChargerMike wrote:Dog= Lifelong Cub fan


Does ya remember:

Glen Hobbie
Dick Drott
Ken Hubbs
George Altman
Dick Ellsworth
Barney Schultz
Moe Thacker
John Boccabella
Cal Koonce
Ken Holtzman
Joe Pepitone
Turk Lown

???? huh..does ya? show me you're a LIFER and ya gets me vote!

Hell. I have hated the Cubs ever since my parents got cable and my home was violated by the douchitude known as WGN. Guess what? I can give you a brief synopsis of your entire list of former Cubs. They are ALL losers. None on them ever won a World Series. They pathetically floundered in a horrible city clinging to the hope that a shitty gum company and unreadable newspaper would lead them to the light. Ya know what Carol Ann, Mommy's waiting for you in the light. And Mommy ain't got a championship for you.

stuckinia wrote:

ChargerMike wrote:Dog= Lifelong Cub fan


Does ya remember:

Glen Hobbie
Dick Drott
Ken Hubbs
George Altman
Dick Ellsworth
Barney Schultz
Moe Thacker
John Boccabella
Cal Koonce
Ken Holtzman
Joe Pepitone
Turk Lown

???? huh..does ya? show me you're a LIFER and ya gets me vote!

Hell. I have hated the Cubs ever since my parents got cable and my home was violated by the douchitude known as WGN. Guess what? I can give you a brief synopsis of your entire list of former Cubs. They are ALL losers. None on them ever won a World Series. They pathetically floundered in a horrible city clinging to the hope that a shitty gum company and unreadable newspaper would lead them to the light. Ya know what Carol Ann, Mommy's waiting for you in the light. And Mommy ain't got a championship for you.

Without a doubt a Cub Fan!!!!! Bitter and angry.......

I think your getting my vote......

Rack this thread.

Dayum, where do I start?

I'm still recovering from the blind-side kick in the nuts by Stuckinia.

And then I have somebody questioning my Cubs knowledge.

And then somebody telling me the Cubs are LOSERS. Wow, what an epiphany! The Cubs are losers? Really? No freaking way?

Guess there's a Captain Obvious on every board. :rolleyes:

ChargerMike wrote:Dog= Lifelong Cub fan


Does ya remember:

Glen Hobbie
Dick Drott
Ken Hubbs
George Altman
Dick Ellsworth
Barney Schultz
Moe Thacker
John Boccabella
Cal Koonce
Ken Holtzman
Joe Pepitone
Turk Lown

???? huh..does ya? show me you're a LIFER and ya gets me vote!

Does I remember? Nope. These are all players from the sixties. They all bombed out of the league before I was learning to swim....and I mean swim up my mother's fallopian tubes. How fucking old do you think I am?

No, I don't "remember" these dudes, but I know them.

Glen Hobbie - Pitcher, one-time starter who moved to the bullpen and sucked.
Dick Drott - another shitty starter who got demoted to bullpen status, before being in the bullpen meant something.
Ken Hubbs - three shitty seasons in the big leagues on the worst team of the decade
George Altman - career Cubbie who I believe did color commentary for a while.
Dick Ellsworth - Best Cubs pitcher of the 60's. All-star, 20 game winner and cy young contender. Too bad he had no support.
Barney Schultz - He was a Cub? Thought he was a Cardinal.
Moe Thacker = Bench Warmer. But he had a classic name.
John Boccabella - he was the capo in Tony Sopranos crew
Cal Koonce - couldn't record a save tossing a life jacket to a drowning child three feet away.
Ken Holtzman - another Cubbie who had a better career after being traded
Joe Pepitone - served as an underling of John Boccabella
Turk Lown - sucked as a Cub and as a Whitesock.

stuckinia wrote: Hell. I have hated the Cubs ever since my parents got cable and my home was violated by the douchitude known as WGN. Guess what? I can give you a brief synopsis of your entire list of former Cubs. They are ALL losers. None on them ever won a World Series. They pathetically floundered in a horrible city clinging to the hope that a shitty gum company and unreadable newspaper would lead them to the light. Ya know what Carol Ann, Mommy's waiting for you in the light. And Mommy ain't got a championship for you.

Lets try a harder question: What is the sum of 2+2+1?

Besides, you couldn't be MORE wrong. Plenty of Cubs have won championship rings (they just did it after being traded)

Do I have to bring back the pic of the wife's tits?

Yes.

Dog wrote:Do I have to bring back the pic of the wife's tits?

your chances increase proportionately.....

I need a new ballot

God, I love my life

^^^^^^^^^helluva bruise on the upper right side...this is a very hard choice.

ChargerMike wrote:^^^^^^^^^helluva bruise on the upper right side...this is a very hard choice.

I thought that was mold......

Neely8 wrote:

ChargerMike wrote:^^^^^^^^^helluva bruise on the upper right side...this is a very hard choice.

I thought that was mold......

...you could be right Bri. I think a better resolution picture is called for..Dog!

It was a cell phone cam while she was in the shower. So I had two things working against me.

The mark of question is a tattoo of carnations. I can probably talk her into a better resolution pic of the tat, but she won't be willing to pose for a boobie shot.

Dog wrote:but she won't be willing to pose for a boobie shot.

She did for me.

(WTF, Jackasses, you guys are slacking)

Seriously she won't pose for pic's, I don't no. Sounds like another Jiminphilly. What is she going to make you do on the night of the draft.

Dog wrote:It was a cell phone cam while she was in the shower. So I had two things working against me.

The mark of question is a tattoo of carnations. I can probably talk her into a better resolution pic of the tat, but she won't be willing to pose for a boobie shot.

...so yer saying..you opened the shower door and popped a picture without her blessing! Damn man, that gets my vote!

I vote Dog, and that's no slam on Stuck...he put up a stellar effort.


BTW..verah nice set on Mrs. Dog

ChargerMike wrote:
...so yer saying..you opened the shower door and popped a picture without her blessing! Damn man, that gets my vote!

Yep, that's exactly what I'm saying.


She stopped posing for nudie pics about the same time we got our first digital camera. Go figure

You know, I'm not much into begging, but at the same point I'm not sure if my sensitive ego could handle losing to Stuckinass, so can I just get an update?

tia

Dog wrote:You know, I'm not much into begging, but at the same point I'm not sure if my sensitive ego could handle losing to Stuckinass, so can I just get an update?

tia

An update will be forthcoming later this afternoon. Jackasses are in session as we speak and there are some procedural details that need to be worked out. By 5PM EDT, we will be all on the same page.

Dog wrote:so can I just get an update?

tia

Well... of these three things you can be sure:

* I am a JACKASS.
* I did see your comment directed toward me in the Cul De Smack about a half an hour ago.
* Votes have been changed today.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Well... of these three things you can be sure:

* I am a JACKASS.

(admitting you have a problem is the first step)

* I did see your comment directed toward me in the Cul De Smack about a half an hour ago.

(unfortunately, I don't even remember the comment - short term memory loss, i guess....but it was in Cul de Smack

* Votes have been changed today.

So you are a republican

<--- JFFL version of John Kerry, although I'd do it again if it mean we had a chance to snag poptart.

That guy is a fantasy mastermind.

Poptart is to be feared Orc, careful...

I'll be waiting for that rat-bastard shortly after 9pm cst, and I'll have my fighting shoes on.

Dog ... you're a Jackass, btw.

Welcome, or something.