T1B

We’ll all be happy when you’ve up & left, little tardling.

Right, so your ass can heal.

Heal? From what, your inane mewlings?

Is this a contest to see who can get the last post?

Yes, and I’ll not have some Johhny-come-lately like you trying to take the prize.

Dog wrote:Is this a contest to see who can get the last post?

This and cock gobbling is all Gobbler has in life, so there's a lot at stake.

Stop feeding it, Goobs. The only reason you should EVER bait a troll is if said troll can bring the funnay, or some other form of entertainment. This guy just fucking blows from all angles.

Point taken.

Dog wrote:Not that I profess to be an expert in all this homoerotic psychology, but it seems that you'd have to be awfully insecure with your own sexuality to start a thread attempting to label pseudoanonymous message board personas as gay.

'Sayin

Maybe. But SG's Son reads like multiple people. SG's Son should keep it to one liners, because when they go beyond that, the difference in style starts to peek through. If it is just one person, then wow.

Luther, who is that? I thought that was YT's avatar... and YT refuses to post here because of some shit that went down a loooooooooooooooong time ago, right?

IndyFrisco, what is that thing?

Dog, couldn't it also be Lexie or Ang's? or are you just down for the Train?

UCant, you're a fool.

Risa wrote:

Dog wrote:Not that I profess to be an expert in all this homoerotic psychology, but it seems that you'd have to be awfully insecure with your own sexuality to start a thread attempting to label pseudoanonymous message board personas as gay.

'Sayin

Maybe. But SG's Son reads like multiple people. SG's Son should keep it to one liners, because when they go beyond that, the difference in style starts to peek through. If it is just one person, then wow.

Luther, who is that? I thought that was YT's avatar... and YT refuses to post here because of some shit that went down a loooooooooooooooong time ago, right?

IndyFrisco, what is that thing?

Dog, couldn't it also be Lexie or Ang's? or are you just down for the Train?

UCant, you're a fool.

Please forgive me for not having a fucking clue as to what you just said. I think you asked me a question, given the punctuation at the end of the statement, but I cannot answer without first trying to ascertain what the hell you meant.

Dog wrote:Please forgive me for not having a fucking clue as to what you just said. I think you asked me a question, given the punctuation at the end of the statement, but I cannot answer without first trying to ascertain what the hell you meant.

It appeared you dissed SG's Son sanity because he started a thread questioning other people's sexual orientations. You dissed him in the singular. I was just saying that maybe that should be in the plural, because it looked to me like SG's Son is a single troll owned by multiple handles (because of what I perceived as style changes in writing). That's all.

This is T1B; perhaps no one should be surprised at the number of cocks which have slid past members' teeth. But SG's Son is trolling. The thang about having sex with a woman said 'Tarkus' to me, but who knows beyond the mods.

I understood THAT part.

What I didn't understand was the question posed below.

Risa wrote:
Dog, couldn't it also be Lexie or Ang's? or are you just down for the Train?

For the record, I didn't dis his sanity. I dissed his sexuality. And not really his son's sexuality, because I really don't know if homosexuality is genetically linked.

Last!

Dog wrote:I understood THAT part.

What I didn't understand was the question posed below.

Risa wrote:
Dog, couldn't it also be Lexie or Ang's? or are you just down for the Train?

Oh. Calalilly's a TrollTrainer. Lexie and Ang are troll/clones, old school.
I think Cala posted here for like a week. All three are Asian-American.
Are you a troll trainer, usually?

Dog wrote:For the record, I didn't dis his sanity. I dissed his sexuality. And not really his son's sexuality, because I really don't know if homosexuality is genetically linked.

It would have to be, wouldn't it? because homosexuality isn't usually something people wake up and say 'oh, i'm going to be homo today' and then 'oh, i'm going to be straight today'. People usually know it by the time they become interested in sex. In spite of the Air Force's research into developing a 'gay bomb'.... you're born that way.

And if you're born that way, that usually means genetic, right?

Risa wrote:

Dog wrote:I understood THAT part.

What I didn't understand was the question posed below.

Risa wrote:
Dog, couldn't it also be Lexie or Ang's? or are you just down for the Train?

Oh. Calalilly's a TrollTrainer. Lexie and Ang are troll/clones, old school.
I think Cala posted here for like a week. All three are Asian-American.
Are you a troll trainer, usually?

No, not really. Haven't been there for several months. When you said Ang, I thought you were referring to a friend of mine (Cinderella Undercover) who is also named Ang, but she's doesn't post much except for here on occasion and at stucknut. I did meet several people from troll train, played cards, drank beers, the chit. Seemed like cool peeps, but I rarely understand what the fuck they are talking about. Seems like random thoughts of idiocy mixed in with a few inside jokes, which makes it difficult for newcomers.

I've been on stucknut since the beginning, but that place tried to desperately to welcome everybody. There was no system to filter out the tards, and thus I find it completely unreadable. But since I do hold valuable keys to the site, I stick around and monitor the action. A bunch of great people over there too, but they've been outnumbered by drooling chest-thumpers who let their karma statistics define them.

So basically, I'm a mid-school poster without a home as of late. I'm trying to hang around here more often because, even though the activity isn't all that great, there is usually a minimal level of cognizance required to post here.

Dog wrote:I'm trying to hang around here more often

I'll help you out.

First, pick a thread... any thread.

Then, you engage in some idle banter about politics, sports, or particle board furniture...whatever.

At some point, someone will make a statement or ask a question, and no matter how innocuous, they will leave themselves open to ridicule.

It's your duty as a member here to sieze that opportunity and ridicule that person.

Generally, there's 2 ways to go about making fun of someone here. First, you use whatever bit of anecdotal evidence is available, even if you have to embellish it, and with this informatio, you either --

A) Insult the other person's intelligence,

or

B) Question their sexual orientation.


That pretty well covers it. Ain't rocket surgery, although there's definitely a few here who lack the accumen to even be capable of this basic task.


Of course, occasionally you get a third avenue -- there's a few people here that have either posted their picture, revealing some serious weight issues, or have met other people here, which also exposed obesity. In the case of these posters, in addition to A and B, you get C)... "you're fat."

As rudimentary as "you're fat" may sound, it's actually pretty æffective. While they mask their inadequacy and lack of self-control, you know that these "jolly people" are actually dying inside, because they know it's true, and they deserve the ridicule that comes their way, based on their simple inability to keep their fucking face out of the feedbag.


Because everyone knows that obese people are second-class citizens, and rightfully so. Even the ones in deep denial know it in their heart-of-(failing)-hearts.



Hope this helps in your future endeavors, Dog.

MgoRimjobSpecial wrote:Stop feeding it, Goobs. The only reason you should EVER bait a troll is if said troll can bring the funnay, or some other form of entertainment. This guy just fucking blows from all angles.

Gobbler McSlobbler wrote:Point taken.

http://www.bootsnall.org/datw/archives/ ... 20gimp.jpg

Y2K wrote:Last!

Tee hee hee!

SG's Son wrote: Have had dicks in their mouths...

Poptard
Goober McSloober
Trev
Mvged
Risa
Rozy
Ucunt
Cunta
Dimsdale
MGORimjobspecial

SG's Son wrote: Probably more...

Yep.

Y2k.

Dinsdale wrote:[First, you use whatever bit of anecdotal evidence is available, even if you have to embellish it

Well, since I'm still trying to get a feel for the place without ruffling too many feathers, I have very little anecdotal evidence available. Maybe you can help me out there as well.

Here's a list of what I do know:

1) If you mention anything about how shitty the Raiders are, Raiduh James will going into a tantrum like a drooling, chest-thumping mongoloid with Turret's Syndorme.

2) Cuda seems to think firing modern ammo through the damascus barrel of a black powder rifle is perfectly safe, regardless of what every freaking gunsmith in the world will tell you, because some alleged "scientific" evidence says otherwise, but no link provided to back up the scientific claim, thus proving he is a tin-foil hat wearing fucktard who is a small pin prick on the head away from a permanent comatose state.

3) mvscal is the board's right-winged nut job. Hey, every board has one.

4) you are the board ankle-biter.

What am I missing?

Dog wrote:What am I missing?

Dinsdale is a shared troll.

I had him yesterday.


No hard feelings.

Cuda...is a small pin prick on the head away from a permanent comatose state.

Well, Dog is not entirely without skills of perception...

Risa wrote:IndyFrisco, what is that thing?

Dental floss. Come on now...

Dog wrote:4) you are the board ankle-biter.

What am I missing?

Just an adequate understanding of "ankle-biter" vs "smacker." You've been in the NFL forum. Dins caused a spin and melt at the expense of "Nacho" aka Bassman in the "suprise" thread. The creature you describe hasn't the game to pull that off; all an a-b does is annoy with concentrated spam. The idea that he's an ankle-biter is wack.




velocet

velocet wrote:

Dog wrote:4) you are the board ankle-biter.

What am I missing?

Just an adequate understanding of "ankle-biter" vs "smacker." You've been in the NFL forum. Dins caused a spin and melt at the expense of "Nacho" aka Bassman in the "suprise" thread. The creature you describe hasn't the game to pull that off; all an a-b does is annoy with concentrated spam. The idea that he's an ankle-biter is wack.

velocet

Point taken.

I threw that in there just because I've read him jump on just about everybody here. I have nothing against him at all, save that he's Oregonian...but everybody has flaws. It was nothing more than a friendly jab.

But here's a few more things I've learned:

Terry has a bad case of jungle fever. More power to him. I mean, aren't all women pink on the inside? Maybe he can provide the answer to that.

Rumple is married to the female equivalent of Mt. Rushmore, but I already knew that.

And I think a few Charger fans here are incestuous pedophiles, but I have nothing to back that up. Call it a hunch.

Whenever Terry gets lewd and nude, his wife yells at him from the parking lot.

Spike Lee passed on that script.

PSUFAN wrote:Whenever Terry gets lewd and nude, his wife yells at him from the parking lot.

Yeah, why can't she just leave him a mean note on his car?

Sin,
GS

TROTS this cocksucker.

RevLimiter wrote:TROTS this cocksucker.

If your considerable girth didn't weigh in on this thread for no fucking reason, it would have continued its way into cyber-oblivion. Instead, you moved it to the top of the page just to let the Admins know you didn't want to see it anymore. That makes sense. No, really. It does.


Just for you Paul, I am going to HORSECOCKS this thread every day that I log in to this site.


How do you like me now?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:you claim that one of the all-time internet tards is your daddy?

I am confused. He's a n|gger = he doesn't know who his daddy is. How can this shit troll be SG's son?

Fascinating.

Not only are you confused, but you are also retarded.

The child in the av is most certainly an Oriental. No n...igger in anything about his appearance.

Ucant, answer me this: Is it worse being the child (illegitimate of course) of two no count n...iggers or worse being a foal, centaur, er child of a man and a horse? I think it might be more damaging for a child with the latter two parents knowing he was the product of a perversion against God instead of his mom raising him by herself and then possibly burning him to death with a book of matches.

Others are more than welcome to weigh in on this question if they so choose. mvs, as the board expert on inferior races and ethnicities, I would welcome your sage opinion.

Thanks.

I choose the former, fyi

You live in Idaho, in the heart of flyover country. Unless you are a Hair Guy, no one in that state has an opinion on anything that the rest of the world remotely cares about.

Don't you have some meat curtains that need chewing?

Invictus wrote:Not only are you confused, but you are also retarded.

The child in the av is most certainly an Oriental. No n...igger in anything about his appearance.

So... all avatars are accurate representations ones physical appearance? Thanks for clearing that up. The next time I see some n|gger wading through some water with a pancake on his head, I will say, "what up, Vic?" If I am feeling benevolent, I may toss you a life preserver in case you come across a really deep puddle. Or... are you one of those rare Mark Spitzian type n|ggers, n|gger?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Invictus wrote:Not only are you confused, but you are also retarded.

The child in the av is most certainly an Oriental. No n...igger in anything about his appearance.

So... all avatars are accurate representations ones physical appearance? Thanks for clearing that up. The next time I see some n|gger wading through some water with a pancake on his head, I will say, "what up, Vic?" If I am feeling benevolent, I may toss you a life preserver in case you come across a really deep puddle. Or... are you one of those rare Mark Spitzian type n|ggers, n|gger?

As I remember it, SG is white, so even still, his child can't be a spook.

You got me. Actually, most times, the avatars are not an exact representation of one's physical appearance. Yours, for example, has a dog which tells me you have a love for animals that walk on four legs, have oversized teeth, and shit whereever they feel like. While I think beastiality is fucking disgusting (much like everyone else here with possibly a few exceptions...) and you are almost as low as the lowest n...igger, I have to commend you for an av that is more along the lines of your WIFE'S physical appearance.

Bode for also wearing her picture on your overpriced attire too.

And, if you ever see a coon in the water with a pancake on his head, by all means, toss him a life preserver or wade out there on your wife's back and carry said coon to safety. That n...igger might turn out to be a good stable hand!

Invictus wrote:As I remember it, SG is white, so even still, his child can't be a spook.

Who's to say he's the father?. I seem to recall SG being a pussified faggot capable of watching some n|gger knock up his wife and then lamenting how small his package is, fucking Irie-style.

Invictus wrote:You got me. Actually, most times, the avatars are not an exact representation of one's physical appearance. Yours, for example, has a dog which tells me you have a love for animals that walk on four legs, have oversized teeth, and shit whereever they feel like.

Really? Most literate people would interpret my Av as being one who is fan of the Connecticut Huskies. Too bad for you, you can't get past the picture. Typical n|gger. Shoulda stayed in school.

Invictus wrote:I have to commend you for an av that is more along the lines of your WIFE'S physical appearance.

So, you're saying she's a dog, then? Ouch, that hurt.

Invictus wrote:Bode for also wearing her picture on your overpriced attire too.

Oh, so by "dog" you really meant a mean horse, right? Or do you mean the guy riding the horse? Whatever. Flail away, n|gger.

Invictus wrote:And, if you ever see a coon in the water with a pancake on his head, by all means, toss him a life preserver or wade out there on your wife's back and carry said coon to safety. That n...igger might turn out to be a good stable hand!

I'd just assume watch you drown. After all, you're just a looting n|gger with a pancake on his head, right? Stable hand my ass... you're a useless fucking thief.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Stable hand my ass... you're a useless fucking thief.

Yea, but at least he brought beer. That's gotta count for something.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I'd just assume watch you drown.

Is this as egregious as it first appears, or this another one of those inside jokes?

Invictus wrote:You live in Idaho, in the heart of flyover country. Unless you are a Hair Guy, no one in that state has an opinion on anything that the rest of the world remotely cares about.

Don't you have some meat curtains that need chewing?

Can I get clarification? Does this actually pass as smack on this site? If so, you should probably change the domain name to http://www.notreallytheoneboard.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Invictus wrote:Bode for also wearing her picture on your overpriced attire too.

Oh, so by "dog" you really meant a mean horse, right? Or do you mean the guy riding the horse? Whatever.

Dog, horse, she is an ugly bitch with big teeth who appearance you thought for some odd reason would be celebrated once the board saw her. Ouch! Still stings I bet.

So, the picture on your shirt is another couple photo right? Maybe you should have put a red bar over the guy riding the horse's head you balless coward. Have you told her how you hung HER out to dry and not yourself? Not that it should matter to her what you do for anonymous strangers but she might be a little interested to know how you thought it wise to hide your face but not hers. (And, next time, put that bar across her face too.)

And, you still haven't answered the original question I posed to you. Only Dog answered it. Scroll back up and please respond.

Thanks.

Dog wrote:

Invictus wrote:You live in Idaho, in the heart of flyover country. Unless you are a Hair Guy, no one in that state has an opinion on anything that the rest of the world remotely cares about.

Don't you have some meat curtains that need chewing?

Can I get clarification? Does this actually pass as smack on this site? If so, you should probably change the domain name to http://www.notreallytheoneboard.

Laugh anyway. That Meat Curtains ref, while old and the person it refers to has left the board, is funny. That Hair Guy line is really funny. Trust me.

edit: Interspecies smack king of page 3!