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I’d like to help you out here, Risa, but I’m afraid I’d make IRIE cry.

Never read it.

Feel free to save your mutterings until you have done so.

PSU, it looks sick, man. Probably Vonnegut-funny, but still sick. Is it graphic or just absurd?

Goober McTuber wrote:I’d like to help you out here, Risa, but I’m afraid I’d make IRIE cry.

You're not helping me out, you're helping Cin out.
She already asked for, and got, Wags photo (apparently).
Can't you be as big a man as Wags?

I don't expect cock shots at this late date. But I'm willing
to be magnanimous in browbeating you into giving your
goods to someone else, so that we can hear from a third
party whether you measure up.

So will you slap it on the glass?

So now you aspire to be IRIE by proxy? Try setting your sights a little higher.

Goober McTuber wrote:So now you aspire to be IRIE by proxy? Try setting your sights a little higher.

Meaning, you are a turtle instead of a stallion? :? Your bashfulness is cute, but it's unnecessary.

For everything said about him, Irie has never asked for any of the guys cock shots here. Cin asked you as a joke. And I'm asking you for reals. Do you really feel that embarassed about your body, Goober? :? I don't think it's unfair to say that, for every tit or clam shot you've gazed at over here, dot net, or TT, you could return the favor.

It's your body. Are you not proud of it?

Let's see you, Goob. :)

Sorry, I don’t have a digital camera. You’ll just have to use your imagination. Are you an ass half-full or an ass half-empty type of person? Either way, that would mean it’s not all the way in.

Goober McTuber wrote:Sorry, I don’t have a digital camera. You’ll just have to use your imagination. Are you an ass half-full or an ass half-empty type of person? Either way, that would mean it’s not all the way in.

I have a big ass. It's a myth (or wishful thinking) about certain dick size not being able to handle certain ass.

Walgreen's has digital cameras for 10 bucks. You have no excuses. Whip it out.

A $10 camera with a wide-angle lens? I sincerely doubt it.

If it makes you feel any better, I did just whip it out.

Is it graphic or just absurd?

I've got an idea.

Just take an afternoon off from board-spamming or begging for cockpics and READ it already.

Hell...the word count of the damn book is far less than what you spout here every day.

I need a visual to go along with it. If Goob fits the bill.. why not?

Goob, you bought that digicam yet?

Risa wrote:I need a visual to go along with it. If Goob fits the bill.. why not?

Here is a champion:






Please feel free to visualize me as the breakfast of champions. I know I’m going to.

Goober McTuber wrote:

That's a man. No tits, no ass, no hips, no waist, what the fuck, man? Cut her head off, and she looks like a waxed teen-aged white boy. What exactly are you looking at, to get your dick hard, old man? Or are you riffing off the weirdness that's in the book, with this?

Two-ton Tillie wrote: That's a man. No tits, no ass, no hips, no waist, what the fuck, man? Cut her head off, and she looks like a waxed teen-aged white boy. What exactly are you looking at, to get your dick hard, old man? Or are you riffing off the weirdness that's in the book, with this?

I believe we’ve had this discussion before. I’ll pass on the re-run.

Goober McTuber wrote: I’ll pass on the re-run.

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Hey HEY Hey!

more like...

Lotta Luv'n
Lotta Rack'n

Rip City

Rack HH!

Headhunter wrote:more like...

Perfect. How was this not achieved before? This should have been the first SC wytch...ever.

Rack!

RACK HH for the Risa-run wytch.

That was an old RTT pic, but I figured I'd trot it out. Not everyone saw what went on over there.

Rack Hoontah, btw