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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
Risa wrote:This is mostly directed to you dudes who expect women to be hoover wet-vacs, by the way. Those who don't mind women who spit/drool/ask for facials, get a pass.
There is a happy medium, by the way.

The wet-vac is an interesting idea. I have a 16-gallon shop-vac, but the hose is too small.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:42 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mikey wrote:I used to listen to the Green Hornet when I was in college.

Fixed.


You still in the midst of your trip?

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:48 pm
by Mikey
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Mikey wrote:I used to listen to the Green Hornet when I was in college.

Fixed.


You still in the midst of your trip?
He was on TV too, you know. (WAR Bruce Lee as Kato, BTW).


We got back Sunday night at about 1:30 am. I'm working up the energy to update the PET.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:59 pm
by Risa
Goober McTuber wrote:
Risa wrote:This is mostly directed to you dudes who expect women to be hoover wet-vacs, by the way. Those who don't mind women who spit/drool/ask for facials, get a pass.
There is a happy medium, by the way.

The wet-vac is an interesting idea. I have a 16-gallon shop-vac, but the hose is too small.
Hi, Gramps! hey, I need an avatar, but you'll have to help me out. What avatar did you used to use? I wanna crop the head out and put it over David Duchovny's body

http://www.dlisted.com/files/dt.jpg (SFW for females, NSFW for dudes insecure about the male body)

The result will either be cute and cheesy, or creepy and disturbing. But who gives a fuck. As for shop-vacs and happy mediums, the happiest medium is dudes being real instead of talking shit. Y'all need to realize your dicks don't magically taste like chocolate truffles and red wine upon contact with the female tongue, when in your own hand you convince yourselves it's more like castor oil and egg with a hint of fromage (mmm, dick omelette). Or whatever.

You should buy an extension for that hose. You want to make sure you're able to reach everywhere.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:15 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mikey wrote:We got back Sunday night at about 1:30 am. I'm working up the energy to update the PET.


These things can't be rushed. I got back from Italy on May 26th and haven't posted my pics yet.


:oops:

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
Risa wrote:Hi, Gramps! hey, I need an avatar, but you'll have to help me out. What avatar did you used to use? I wanna crop the head out and put it over David Duchovny's body
I have NEVER used an avatar, you ignorant slunt.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:50 pm
by Risa
Goober McTuber wrote:
Risa wrote:Hi, Gramps! hey, I need an avatar, but you'll have to help me out. What avatar did you used to use? I wanna crop the head out and put it over David Duchovny's body
I have NEVER used an avatar, you ignorant slunt.
Well can you use one now? please, gramps? please please please?? I wanna avatar, and I want it to have a hint of you.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:10 pm
by Goober McTuber
Risa wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Risa wrote:Hi, Gramps! hey, I need an avatar, but you'll have to help me out. What avatar did you used to use? I wanna crop the head out and put it over David Duchovny's body
I have NEVER used an avatar, you ignorant slunt.
Well can you use one now? please, gramps? please please please?? I wanna avatar, and I want it to have a hint of you.
It’s up to you to get it resized. I couldn’t bring myself to make it smaller.

Image

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:12 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Goober McTuber wrote:It’s up to you to get it resized. I couldn’t bring myself to make it smaller.

Image
Leave it on the grill longer and she'll consider it.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:14 pm
by Risa
What's that white shit on the tip? clean your foreskin, gramps.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:19 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Goober McTuber wrote: Image
Where do I put the batteries?

-sin
Risa

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:53 pm
by Goober McTuber
Risa wrote:What's that white shit on the tip? clean your foreskin, gramps.
I thought we had agreed that was woman’s work.