T1B

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:00 pm**

Any update, Rumps?

Posted: **Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:18 pm**

Dog wrote:Any update, Rumps?

Posted: **Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:01 am**

Damn. I was hoping when I clicked on this to see an update where the 1.5" "mass" hit paydirt.

Sin,
Rayduh

Posted: **Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:35 am**

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Dog wrote:Any update, Rumps?

Look like he's pierced his dick with a hook.

Arrgh. Nothing like your own personal whale harpoon.

Posted: **Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:10 am**

vic wrote:Speaking of Vegas and fat, single gay men, anyone seen JCT around here recently?

run

Posted: **Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:46 pm**

Goob, ask your doctor if a massive overdose might be right for you.

Posted: **Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:47 pm**

Thanks again, Andy Assmunch.

Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:25 am**

Goob, you can stop now. Nobody's really as big a twat in real life as you're pretending to be right now.

Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:48 am**

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Oh, so now you're "trolling?"

You don't get
something for nothing
You can't have
freedom for free
You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes
No matter what your dream might be

So, give us something we can work with here -- your sister has terminal cancer, she died. Something.

Jesus, you suck.

Btw, my ex-gf had FOUR brain aneurysms, at once. There's a reason I never posted about it, in here, you goddamned simpleton.

Props if you were, indeed, "trolling," for those who felt sorry for Jackass who cried wolf.

This isn't going to end well, either way.

Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:16 pm**

Rump, if that was a troll, you're going straight to hell, you realize that, don't you?

Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:06 pm**

Rich Fader wrote:Goob, you can stop now. Nobody's really as big a twat in real life as you're pretending to be right now.

But you're just as big a tard as you pretend to be. Right?

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:18 pm**

IndyFrisco wrote:
Dog wrote:Hey guys, I need a little jungle karma for this rash on my dick. I don't know what it is quite yet, but it itches like a muthafucka. Any thoughts, prayers, karma you can send my way is appreciated.

tia
I'll need to have a visual before karma is sent your way.

- ILII

You couldn't just have signed that yourself?

R-Jack wrote:
BSmack wrote:But seriously, best of luck to her. Cancer is a bitch. Treat it like one.
I don't know how saying "yes dear", "please don't hit me" and doing the dishes out of fear is going to treat cancer.

Sin,

Terry in Crapchester

Where the fuck did this come from?

Dude who has had this smack run on his own wife

and married the daughter of the man who ran the place
where he worked, is trying to run 'yes, dear'/wife smack on
someone else. Please. :roll:

By the way, Rumple, I can't find the post, but the one post I wanted to respond to after Goober McTuber's ultimatum led to his wish being granted, was the one in which you seemed to be apologizing to this group for marrying your wife. You said something to the effect of, 'If I were trolling (about her being your wife), would I have put that up (her photo with her friend)'..... and that's bothered me ever since I read it. Never -- ever -- apologize to this group, or anyone else, for marrying the person you want to marry. If you're happy, tell everybody to fuck off and kiss both of your asses. But don't kowtow to anyone. So what if she's built like a woman instead of a stick or a boy or 16. Cuz if I was your wife, and I read that over your shoulder, I'd want to know why you were attempting to grovel in front of dudes on a message board instead of defending and having it roll like water. I'd want to know what else you think.

You love your wife? You love her enough to put a photo of her up? (this goes for UCan't, too, by the way... who also never should have backed down over his own wife, the love of his life (or she should be)) then don't be apologetic for marrying her. That's all.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:56 pm**

Miryam wrote:Never -- ever -- apologize to this group, or anyone else, for marrying the person you want to marry. If you're happy, tell everybody to fuck off and kiss both of her asses. But don't kowtow to anyone.

FTFY.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:37 pm**

One-Liners, damnit, stick to one-liners.

I don't come here to read a thesis.

At least mvscal can make me laugh with three words....

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:06 pm**

Well, nobody comes here to read anything you have to say, so consider it a trade-off.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:08 pm**

Dog wrote:One-Liners, damnit, stick to one-liners.

I don't come here to read a thesis.

At least mvscal can make me laugh with three words....

Fuck off, you simple-minded dullard. R-Jack brings serious funnay for those of us who don’t have to speak out loud while we’re reading.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:13 pm**

Dog wrote:One-Liners, damnit, stick to one-liners.

I don't come here to read a thesis.

At least mvscal can make me laugh with three words....

No one gives a fuck what your ADD ass is capable of perusing. No one gives a fuck about why you are here. No one gives a fuck whether you laugh or not. Seriously, if you can't take a minute or two to read a couple hundred words, then you are of no use here. Is this too much for you to digest? ===> (1) GO (2) FUCK (3) YOURSELF.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:21 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Well, nobody comes here to read anything you have to say, so consider it a trade-off.

See. That's a funny one-liner

dumbfuck on a rant wrote: Fuck off, you simple-minded dullard. R-Jack brings serious funnay for those of us who don’t have to speak out loud while we’re reading.

pathetic attempt of slamming grampy fingers across the board.

ucant wrote:No one gives a fuck what your ADD ass is capable of perusing. No one gives a fuck about why you are here. No one gives a fuck whether you laugh or not. Seriously, if you can't take a minute or two to read a couple hundred words, then you are of no use here. Is this too much for you to digest? ===> (1) GO (2) FUCK (3) YOURSELF.

It was pathetic when Gramps tried to copy mgoblue. Mindboggling that you'd try to copy Gramps.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:26 pm**

You really are a fucking idiot. Magoo slammed you for not having anything to contribute. I slammed you for being too stupid to handle more than a three-word post. Ucant slammed you for not realizing how insignificant you are. You’re getting ripped six ways to Sunday and your reply is “your smack sucks.”

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:29 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:You really are a fucking idiot. Magoo slammed you for not having anything to contribute. I slammed you for being too stupid to handle more than a three-word post. Ucant slammed you for not realizing how insignificant you are. You’re getting ripped six ways to Sunday and your reply is “your smack sucks.”

This coming from somebody whose idea of smack is to start calling people the same names I used to back in grade school.

Talk about idiocy.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:31 pm**

Dude -- you got called out for going to the "your smack sucks" card, which you attempted to counter with... your smack sucks?

Did you really just post that?

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:34 pm**

Posting "pot calling kettle black" isn't really kosher either.....but sometimes the shoe fits.

The simple fact is, sometimes I don't have the time or energy to respond to this guy. It amazes me how well he can type with one-hand while the other one continuously thumps against his chest. The only thing worse than a gimpy, drooling retard is a gimpy, drooling retard suffering from the sloughing of his endometrium, which is why I usually ignore him completely.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:35 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Dude -- you got called out for going to the "your smack sucks" card, which you attempted to counter with... your smack sucks?

Did you really just post that?

Easy there, Dins, dude is cutting edge. In another thread he called me a "fuckin' jerkoff.”

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:37 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Dude -- you got called out for going to the "your smack sucks" card, which you attempted to counter with... your smack sucks?

Did you really just post that?
Easy there, Dins, dude is cutting edge. In another thread he called me a "fuckin' jerkoff.”

I thought it was probably better than the "fucking idiot" you threw out there. 'sayin

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:39 pm**

I did more than call you a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot. I pointed out why you’re a fucking idiot.

And Dog, please point to my repeated thumping of my chest.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:42 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:I did more than call you a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot. I pointed out why you’re a fucking idiot.

Gee, excuse me for not pointing out why you are a fucking jerkoff, oh wait, I did.

Dude, are you spinning in your chair, cause everything you type seems to keep going in circles

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:43 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote: And Dog, please point to my repeated thumping of my chest.

Its a common trait in all autistic people, so I'm sure you are no different.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:47 pm**

Dog wrote:The simple fact is, sometimes I don't have the time or energy to respond to this guy.

Are you saying you're doing us a favor by taking time out of your busy day to mash the submit button? That is good to know. I will treat your future shitty posts in a less contemptible manner and just write it off as you not having the time to compose anything funny or insightful. Thanks for that explanation. I am truly sorry I was mean to you. You're doing God's work here, Doug. Bless you.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:52 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Dog wrote:The simple fact is, sometimes I don't have the time or energy to respond to this guy.
Are you saying you're doing us a favor by taking time out of your busy day to mash the submit button? That is good to know. I will treat your future shitty posts in a less contemptible manner and just write it off as you not having the time to compose anything funny or insightful. Thanks for that explanation. I am truly sorry I was mean to you. You're doing God's work here, Doug. Bless you.

Holy shit, Ucant. For you to take one little sentence and extrapolate all of that from it, you must possess super powers.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:53 pm**

Dog wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: And Dog, please point to my repeated thumping of my chest.
Its a common trait in all autistic people, so I'm sure you are no different.

Just as I thought. Nothing to back up what you said. And no, you didn't point out why I was a jekoff, just some nonsense about grandchildren and living vicariously. You notice how many people in this thread have your back?

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:57 pm**

Thanks Goob. Didn't know it was a highschool popularity contest about how many anonymous message board posters I can get to have my back.

Did you really just play the "I have more internet friends than you" card?

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:05 pm**

Dog wrote:Did you really just play the "I have more internet friends than you" card?

No. I played the “Gee, everyone but you must be wrong, huh?” card. I don't know about you, but I don't come here to make friends. Fucking idiot.

Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:25 pm**

Dog wrote:Holy shit, Ucant. For you to take one little sentence and extrapolate all of that from it, you must possess super powers.

Not at all, my dear friend. I am just thanking you for blessing our little interweeb community with your tripe even on those days where your time and/or energy are lacking.

Amen.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:04 pm**

I wasn't trolling. Dog asked for an update and I simply stated he was baiting me b/c I didn't think he gave a fuck considering his first post in this thread.

My sister has level 3 or level 4 glioma which is the most aggressive cancer of the brain. I don't troll about my family. I have been away from the board giving her and my bother-in-law all the support I can. They took the resperator off last night and we are hoping she'll move out of ICU and into physical therapy tomorrow. Based on what I've read about high level glioma, my sister's life expectancy is probably another 3 years at best. Could be less.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:53 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:I wasn't trolling.

Sure. And the surgeon, who also doubles as a pathologist, proclaimed the extracted mass was a "severe malignant tumor" seconds after removing it. Ya see, dipshit, usually the way these things work is, someone runs some sort of test(s) on the mass, writes a report on his findings, and then signs off on the report. These findings are then forwarded to attending physician, who then tells his subordinate, who then tells you. This process takes days.

Troll on, dude...

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:30 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Sure. And the surgeon, who also doubles as a pathologist, proclaimed the extracted mass was a "severe malignant tumor" seconds after removing it. Ya see, dipshit, usually the way these things work is, someone runs some sort of test(s) on the mass, writes a report on his findings, and then signs off on the report. These findings are then forwarded to attending physician, who then tells his subordinate, who then tells you. This process takes days.

Troll on, dude...

Okay jackass. I will tell you again how it all went down.

The neuro surgeon went in to remove the tumor on Tuesday at 1:00pm. At 3:30, we received a phone call in the waiting room from one of the assisting nurses in the operation telling us everything was going ok and they have taken part of the tumor and sent it off to pathology for the dye tests to find out the identification of the tumor. At 5:03, the neuro surgeon walked into the waiting room and the surgeon told us that it was a "bad malignant tumor" and is "most likely cancerous". His words. Not mine. So, you're right....I changed the word "bad" to "severe", but for a reason. Later that night, we went into visit my sister in ICU and the nurse indicated from the doctor's notes that it was a malignant tumor and he suspected it to be lymphoma or a more "severe aggressive tumor". She also added that he thought "it was the latter". Her words. Not mine.

Friday afternoon at 2:30pm, I was not present for the results of the pathology results, so I could not tell you who told my brother-in-law about the results from pathology. All I know is, I called the hospital at 2:00 and everything was going okay. I walked into the hospital at 5:45 and I was told by my brother-in-law that my sister had a setback. At the same time, he explained to me that during her setback, he had found out the pathology results. He said the doctor (I don't know who) told him the tumor was a cancer called glioma which was a very aggressive cancer of the brain. They also indicated it was a "high-level" glioma. We don't know what level it is though. If they told my brother-in-law it was a "high-level" glioma, then I can only presume it is level 3 or 4.

The pathology results took 3 days based on the timeline I've given you.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:40 pm**

You know, people wouldn’t necessarily believe some of the crises I have dealt with over the past 7 or 8 years. I don’t believe I ever once posted about them on a message board. I'm just not sure about you, Crumpledshitstain. I’d think you might have learned something after coming to this board and confessing about your bestiality.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:42 pm**

R-Jack wrote:
Dog wrote:One-Liners, damnit, stick to one-liners.

I don't come here to read a thesis.

At least mvscal can make me laugh with three words....
Seriously dude. WTF. Did you really think that giving this board a glimpse into your pathetic text message existence would represent you well? You really thought that exclaiming you lack the mental capacity to read multiple paragraphs would end well for you?

I'm sorry, but I'm having a tough time coming to grips with the fact that you thought posting your season pass to the Short Attention Span Theater was a good idea. I really am.

This really has nothing to do with you not wanting to read my rant to Mannie, since it was directed at her, not you. Right now I am wondering what you are doing here. You have established your pinnacle of entertainment is mvscal shouting "I hate mvscals" (the most likely of the three words that he would string together to make a chucklehead chuckle), but you can have that type of high quality entertainment on any board. Not to gloss this place because I personally think this place is a shithole festering with simpletons whose frontal lobes have seen less action than AC Greens cock in his playing days, but I like to think it might cater to a more savvy crowd than one who knocks over their lunch tray when someone days "doodie". I apologize if the humor that would entertain the man who pumps my gas is too much for you to get a handle on.

So, once again, I must ask what a one line reading retard who would rather watch a monkey fart the alphabet than people actually smack each other even frequent a place like this?

Now of course I don't really expect you to answer that, because I really don't expect you to read all of this. Quite frankly I have seen what makes you drool run warm, and I take comfort in the fact that some of my posts are just a little over your head. I will continue to entertain myself with my posts and any other brain dead cocksucker who chooses to be entertained may do so. I will also continue to not give a flying fuck what a takeless, uninteresting, unintelligent and most importantly, unfunny, fly on the wall thinks. In other words, business as usual.

Here we go again. And to think that all this came from one little post directed towards RISA.

But somewhere in the midst of all this, its entertaining to know that you took the time to type out all of that trying to defend yourself from my wee little post that really had nothing to do with you. Glad to know you put that much thought into it.

btw- I just skimmed most of that shit.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:49 pm**

You know, Dog, you really don’t get what this board is all about. You obviously don’t possess the level of intelligence to appreciate it or participate in it. Why don’t you toddle on back to your own board which is so special you have to protect it from the Shrubber.

Defend himself? Dude, you just got cold-cocked.

Rack another classic R-Jack blast.

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:56 pm**

R-Jack entertains me.

T1B

Sis