An Article Relating To Global Warming From Earlier This Year

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If we have no control over say local weather---what in hell makes anyone think they can control climate ??
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cause algore said so, dummy!!!!

you don't think somebody badass enough to invent the internet would be wrong, do ya?
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mvscal wrote:He can fix it. His dad is a TV repairman and has this awesome set of tools.
I'll rack the Fast Times reset. But Spicoli has more in common with Bush than with Gore. Sayin'.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:I'll rack the Fast Times reset.

People on ludes should not attempt movie quotes.


I'd probably rack it, except for the part where it's not correct.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:I'll rack the Fast Times reset.

People on ludes should not attempt movie quotes.


I'd probably rack it, except for the part where it's not correct.
Well, it’s not verbatim because the quote would be in the first person, and mvscal was speaking in the third person. In my opinion, it’s still a fine reset. Sheesh.
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Goober McTuber wrote: Well, it’s not verbatim because the quote would be in the first person, and mvscal was speaking in the third person.
Yeah, it's also not verbatim because more than one of the key words that made the original funny are misquoted...


There is that.


But hey, if RACKing bullshit gets you through your day, then let me hook you up, bro...


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That really stings, coming from a guy who can fuck up even the most basic of pop-culture resets.

But don't be too hard on yourself... I'm sure there's plenty of room left in M2's friday-night D&D game.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Well, it’s not verbatim because the quote would be in the first person, and mvscal was speaking in the third person.
Yeah, it's also not verbatim because more than one of the key words that made the original funny are misquoted...


There is that.


But hey, if RACKing bullshit gets you through your day, then let me hook you up, bro...
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Dad instead of old man. TV instead of television. Awesome instead of ultimate. Yeah, brutal.

And I didn’t RACK it, Dinsdanal.
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May the Force be with you... usually.
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, and I will have my vengeance... BELEEEE DAT!!!!!!
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OK, I get your point.
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This is good stuff. I got it from Dinsdale. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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SPARTANS.... tonight we dine in TrotS!
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Dinsdale wrote:That really stings, coming from a guy who can fuck up even the most basic of pop-culture resets.
Holy Crap. I agree.

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I coulda been a ..... highly ranked middleweight!!
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Frankly my dear WGARA?
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