does people dying while running marathons = BODE DARWIN?

[Dinsdale]

You are so predictable I am surprised it took your annoying little act to wait this long to type THE SAME FUCKING RESPONSE!

Jeezus you are a one-trick pony that surprises nobody you little fucking stool sample.

Let's see a picture of you.

Post a real pic of yourself MGBlow.


**Insert something about Michigan here**

Awwwwwwwesome.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

that is hip with the ladies

It took you several hours, three resume-edits, and about 17 empty beer cans to finally stumble upon a correct answer.

Yep, I'm quite popular with the womens. Fact of life. And guess what? I'm not against picture-posting. Pic posting is all about intent. If you think I'm going to post a picture for the sole purpose of disarming your drunken wails, then you need to bury that bottle a little further, because it's not going to happen. Perhaps if you stuff that tallboy up your anus you'll get equally drunk and excited.

Did you actually think displaying a picture of you in a football jersey with a pair of Tom Cruise shades posing in front of a Keystone Light can in your studio apartment bathroom actually granted you some sort of "bode?" If coming across as a complete fucking tool = bode, I'm perfectly content without it.

Suffice it to say...any woman willing to have sexual relations with you over me means they have a bizarre fetish for fat, drunken losers.

[Dinsdale]

I realize that the tenets of U&L Higher Learning are solidly grounded upon the premise that 1+2=Whateverthehellyouthinkitoughttaequal….

Nonsense.

Here in the U&L 1+2=Cheatofftheasiankidinfrontofyou

most over-rated football team in the most over-rated BCS football conference in America.

Mizzou?


'Cause I know you're not talking about the current #1 ranked conference, the Conference of Champions?

:dins: = word count = patented long-winded Dinsdale diatribe

Uhm, yeah... I just said that.

So why the red ass about a simple emoticon, anyway, eh, Dinsy?

If me encouraging the emoticon artist of record to come forth and take a bow counts as having a "red ass," then the spanking you're cruising for right now will leave you longing for the times when you merely had a "red ass," and not one of baboonesque proportion.

Isn't the brand name Kleenex synonymous with facial tissue?

For all intensive purposes (I got a new one... sorry), yes.

And isn't the brand name Coke commonly associated with any carbonated soft drink in some parts of our country?

An inability to read can labels isn't too prevalent outside of your part of the country, and of course your neighbors to the greater south and east.

Gee, Dins, if anything, you should be flattered that your :dins: emoticon has become as generic in Board parlance - and clearly just as useful - as has become to describe feminine hygiene products.

Oh, I'm indeed flattered.

I'm also flattered that the mere mention of me has you thinking about the wares of Kotex. After all, I could see how someone like you would find a similarity -- we're both occupying an orifice when there's a bloodletting going on.

[Atomic Punk]

Suffice it to say...any woman willing to have sexual relations with you over me means they have a bizarre fetish for fat, drunken losers.

There you go. Dins gave you courage to respond didn't he? What's up with this "fat" thing? You and the other tards hang onto that for some reason as if it's credible. Lastly, I don't brag about getting laid like YOU do. It's also true that those that brag about getting laid really don't... like yourself.... you stud dog you. Mr. Hand is more your speed. Keep spinning you pasty turd from near the northern border.

[Truman]

Here in the U&L 1+2=Cheatofftheasiankidinfrontofyou

Fuzzy Math, Dinsy. From what I've read here, sounds more like 1+2=passthefuckinspicsanywaywecansothefuckinwetbacksdon'tlowerourgraduationratesandfuckupourfederalfunding

Mizzou?

Cause I know you're not talking about the current #1 ranked conference, the Conference of Champions?

I'll play: Shirley you jest.

Conference of Champions?

Stanford's win over SoCal did little to endear the Pathetic 10 other than to raise the collective ire and derision of every breathing football fan East of the Rockies. As for Mizzou: No myopia here. Tigs haven't won dick since I was seven years old. I love the Tigers, but knock off OU in their crib and I just might buy in. It's a Show-Me thang.

= word count = patented long-winded Dinsdale diatribe

Uhm, yeah... I just said that.

Umm, yeah… so did I. (IKYABWAI?!) But I'm not the one posting 10-column-inch rants suggesting its proper usage, either.

If me encouraging the emoticon artist of record to come forth and take a bow counts as having a "red ass," then the spanking you're cruising for right now will leave you longing for the times when you merely had a "red ass," and not one of baboonesque proportion.

Spanking? From whom? Certainly not from your junky ass. As for the artist: Rack him for doing God's work.

And isn't the brand name Coke commonly associated with any carbonated soft drink in some parts of our country?

An inability to read can labels isn't too prevalent outside of your part of the country, and of course your neighbors to the greater south and east.

Not to go all Miss Landersdale on you Dins, but you just inadvertently suggested that most folks in the Flyover read quite well. Most bottles and cans sold in these parts come readily stamped with a $.05 deposit for the state of OR. Apparently, the words "trash can" and "cans only" must somehow escape the collective consciousness of the folks who live in your state.

BTW, we drink a carbonated substance called "pop" in these parts, and I DO enjoy a splash-or-two of the stuff to flavor my bourbon on occasion…

Oh, I'm indeed flattered.

I'm also flattered that the mere mention of me has you thinking about the wares of Kotex. After all, I could see how someone like you would find a similarity -- we're both occupying an orifice when there's a bloodletting going on.

Naw, Dins, leeches went out in the 1800's. And I would appreciate you leaving your proximity to Paul's anus out of this discussion.

TIA.

[Goober McTuber]

Did it occur to you that your "douchebags" mighta just died doing something that they actually wanted to do? What about those 10 parachutists that just went down in the U&L? Granted, I don't imagine anybody here outside of Toddowen has that strong a death wish, but aside from being smoked by Kid Rock while you happen to be banging Pam Anderson, is there a better way to go?

Yeah, that’d be my ideal. Dying while banging a scummy slut like Pamela Anderson.

There just ain't no pleasin' some folks…

It's just that there’s tons of nice hot babes I’d pick ahead of that middle-aged sleaze-bucket.

;]…Granted, I don't imagine anybody here outside of Toddowen has that strong a death wish, but aside from being capped by an enraged Goober McTuber while you happen to be ass-fisting his wife/mother/sister, is there a better way to go?

FTFY

Better?

I think you need a little help with your fantasies.

Make that a lot of help.

BTW, we drink a carbonated substance called "pop" in these parts, and I DO enjoy a splash-or-two of the stuff to flavor my bourbon on occasion…

You put soda pop in your bourbon? Do you put a little umbrella in that fucker, too?

[trev]

NOW you've done it...

Nope. Your word count will exceed mine here...

[PSUFAN]

Everything in this thread is most rackable, apart from trev somehow logging in to post a lameass emoticon.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Sorry Boss, I had to get some lunch and run some errands. I shoulda put the "perma-lock" on whilst I was gone.

[Truman]

You put soda pop in your bourbon? Do you put a little umbrella in that fucker, too?

Yeah! Whatta dick!

/s/



BTW, Goobs, it's called pop in these parts, same as in Wisconsin. You should know better, you cheese gargling Loser. Soda is for Easterners....

[Goober McTuber]

If you put anything other than ice or a splash of water in your whisky, you are a fucking faggot.