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PL wrote:
besides, i heard the fires are all under control.
Link?

Idiot.
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trev wrote:Diane Feinstein came with Bush today. If they can be a happy family we can too.
Diane Feinstein=Joe Lieberman with a twat.

I'm not impressed.
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warren wrote:Oh, dude, you're mayor, wait, I'll go look at the "live feed" right now and find out his name and why he is stating there are 16 aircraft ready to drop piss on your ass and you can't even come up with the number of a channel or refute the fact that you stupid fucks use flammable shingles and are fined for cutting underbrush. It's late but I'll have all of this documented by tomorrow.

Oh, and let me see if I get your "link" for today.

You're a hack that doesn't even probably live where you say you do, where's Bluebird from your homestead, oh I know, just take left on Google Map and you're ritht there. What do you know about retardant code 3 foam that you can coat your house with, from that green thing that comes out of the spicket wich will last for as much long as four hours.

I'm a fucking damage controlman with hazmat designation and I used that shit in Haiti while your cigar stuffing hero sent us into a shithole to intsall Arastide while his boys wrapped tires and kerosene and pussies like you talk shit about me not knowing what the fuck I'm talking about.

Burn you stupid fucks, we're hotter, we're crazier and we don't seem to have a problem with mud slides and mud plungers.

But I know you'll keep me posted.

Enjoy Escondido, you lying sack of refuse.
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Wakey Wake, you tepid, poached egg handshake, you pathetic dupe pretending to be alive.....
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Truman wrote:...But can you imagine the cacaphonous harrangue from the Far Left had the Chimpster elected to administer the Relief Effort from the comfy confines of the Oval Office, a la Katrina?

Presidents tour disaster scenes. Even those you hate. Deal with it, Losers.
actually the oval office is the place to administer the relief from, unless you are gonna grab a fukking hose yourself, stay the fukk outta the way.

and yes, the dems would whine. so fukking what. you come back with, look, asshole, they have work to ddo and I don't want to be in the way.
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Mikey wrote:
PL wrote:
besides, i heard the fires are all under control.
Link?

Idiot.
they didnt pre-empt Bill O'Reilly, so I assume this must be over.
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PL wrote:they didnt pre-empt Bill O'Reilly, so I assume this must be over.
They heard that Keith Olbermann was off last night, so they figured Bill had a chance to be respectable in the ratings.
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Journalism Scholar Emeritus Screw_Marcus wrote:Oh OK, so what's legal and what's not determines if something is right or not?
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Take it easy on the man---
Bri is operating under the illusion that
George W Bush is running for POTUS in 2008.
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Wolfman wrote:Take it easy on the man---
Bri is operating under the illusion that
George W Bush is running for POTUS in 2008.

Maybe he'll donate $15 to the re-election fund in your name.
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Every crisis needs authority. You've got to let the exacuees know who's in charge.

Watch and learn, my friend...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your president speaking. Hope you're enjoying your evacuation. I do want to say, I didn't like the look of this bunch when you entered Qualcomm. Seems to be handful of smartasses and a half-a-dozen jagoffs in the mix. Most of the women seem to have big lumpy horse butts. As for all the tough guys in today's crowd, come on up here. I'd be happy to throw Air Force One on to autopilot and give you a little taste of my class ring -- Yale University, Class of 1968. So bring it on, or keep your wet hole shut. Thank you, and enjoy your stay.


Sin,
W


P.S.: Also, if you're wondering what the smell is from the back of the stadium, it's all the durty whores who made their way in today. Especially Kathy Tolufson in Seat 23C... Kathy, I'm going to have to ask you to stop being such a buck-toothed skank, and quit bending over for any biker with a condom and a motel key. Jeez, are we going to San Diego, or Whore Island?

Ya' did great, W.
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