Adrian Peterson

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:16 pm

mv,

You should be celebrating Ron Dyane's accomplishments. Why he's on track for a 200 carry, 700 yard season. And don't forget those 4 TDs he's on pace to score.

Feature back.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:27 am

"Feature Back" = the back that's "featured" most often by the respective offense.

Who has the most carries for Houston again?

Ask Raiderfan who Houston's "feature back" is... they got ran over by him yesterday (and the rest of us haven't stopped laughing ever since).

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:31 am

Dinsdale wrote:"Feature Back" = the back that's "featured" most often by the respective offense.

Who has the most carries for Houston again?

Ask Raiderfan who Houston's "feature back" is... they got ran over by him yesterday (and the rest of us haven't stopped laughing ever since).

You know why you're laughing? Because a SCRUB like Dayne ran over the Raiders. That's why it's funny. Which pretty much destroys your argument that Dayne is anything other than a flop.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:35 am

BSmack wrote:Let's see how a guy who runs upright and who's college career was littered by season ending injury holds up to the stress of being a full time back.

First off -- care to name which of those 3 collegiate season were ended by injuries?

Uhm... it was one, dumbass.

And funny you mention the "upright runner" thing. Why, just this afternoon on ESPN Radio, I believe it was the Mike Terico Show, none other then Merril Hodge was on, talking about how stupid it was when people throw out the "upright runner" knock on guys. According to a guy who played fullback in the NFL "every single runner in the history of the NFL was an 'upright runner'."

He thought the idea was pretty funny, and even alluded to people not knowing what the hell they're talking about.

Hey... wasn't Merrill Hodge a Steeler? Kinda sucks for you that "one of your own" just tossed you under the bus as a dumbass, eh?

So, you missed with the "upright runner" thing (at leats according to Merrill Hodge, who was speaking specifically about AD at the time), and you missed with the "littered with season-ending injuries."

Care to continue?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:37 am

BSmack wrote:Which pretty much destroys your argument that Dayne is anything other than a flop.

Dude... he's still starting for an NFL team 8 years after winning the Heisman.

To describe that as a "flop" makes you a fucking moron.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:21 am

If Ron Dayne wasn't a flop, he wouldn't be playing back-up for his 3rd NFL team at this point in his career.

Dins, just quit digging. Jock AD all you want and props, but quit with trying to convince anyone that an 11th overall pick who has never rushed for over a 1,000 yards in his 7 NFL seasons is anything other than a bust.

The NY Giants scouting department called and said that you're FIRED.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:22 am

I have a game to watch. One that involves my team in a game to determine who will be leading the division. Though such a game is merely a mythical legend of ancient history to 9er fans, watching it is something I would rather do than to continue exposing your ignorance. So, until tomorrow...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:31 am

War Wagon wrote: The NY Giants scouting department called and said that you're FIRED.

Huh?

I never recommened anyone draft or hire Dayne in any way, shape or form. He had "borderline-journyman 3rd down back" written all over his forehead.

Alls I'm sayin', is that "bust" is a little over-the-top, and was used maliciously rather than accurately.

S'all I'm sayin.

The point being... No one ever said that anyone else said that the best college players automatically become great pro players. It was never suggested. Shame on you Whitey -- you let yourself get wrapped up in mvscal's diversionary tactics.

The gist here being that CFB Fan in general doesn't think "their guys" automatically become NFL guys. Quite the contrary -- they refer to "another Michigan runningback NFL flop" with glee, and get all goofy any time you bring up the name Marinovich. Yet CFB Fan, almost to a man, said "AD is going to do just as much damage in the NFL as he is now, since he's the Craziest Fool EVER," and that sort of thing.

And after week 3, when All. Fucking. Day. claimed the rushing lead, I came in to take my well-due credit for being He Who Foresees.

pmsgal's response?

Wow!!! Three whole games?!? I'm impressed.

--Nobody

Of course, he denied saying such things... but can you blame him?

Actually, this whole thing started because I basically said something to the æffect of "move over Thurmanator Tomlinson, your 15 minutes are up."

This naturally caused a meltdown among the Chargertard ranks, and King Chargertardvscal had to try and discredit the inevitable, which was that Complainian Tomlinson would never be better than the second-best RB once AD stepped onto the NFL field, a day CFB Honk saw coming 3 years ago, and was pretty adamant about it.

This of course morphed into a thinly-veiled discussion of how system QBs or those from college option offenses rarely make good NFL prospects(although those who brought it up don't seem to grasp the concept), a take that could have easily been signed "sincerely, That One Dude Who Won The 1981 Heisman."

But mvscal is going to run with it, because he's pissed that millions and millions of people knew something that he didn't, and he was thoroughly out-scooped.... and that makes him angry.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:38 am

BSmack wrote:Though such a game is merely a mythical legend of ancient history to 9er fans

Dude... do realize how much hard work goes into losing to the Falcons?

That's not just a casual effort, right there. Hell no -- that takes some serious gameplanning.

If Nolan wasn't a Duck, I might have some nasty things to say about the man.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:53 am

BtH, quit it. I've been laughing my ass off all day in this thread. :wink: