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Dinsdale wrote:
My track record for bringing the funny around here is beyond question.

That right there being the funniest thing you've ever posted.

Jsc810 wrote:Louisiana has had a few serial killers over the past few years, and I knew some of the victims

Can you account for your whereabouts on the nights in question?

:D

We have had at least 3 different serial killers in the region- Berdella, BTK & Gilyard, the one who strangled 13 prostitutes around KC the last 3 decades.

All 3 got life - thanks to the bullshit loopholes of our wonderful legal system.
Berdella got his via heart attack - supposedly, a few years after conviction.

Serial killer smack?

Why don't you just stand in front of the mirror and chant "Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale"?

Dinsdale wrote:Serial killer smack?

Why don't you just stand in front of the mirror and chant "Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale"?

Well, yeah, if you're talking quantity.

If you want to talk quality, I got two words for you: Ed Gein.

what did Rog do now?

Rack CM. Why wasn't this shit resolved years back when SC was around? Anyone who exposes other people's personal info or takes it outside the boards and tries to expose that person in their workplace is the lowest of the low (sup Inky). RtS, from what I've been told, is guilty of this kind of action yet he is allowed to still post on these boards. Admins not doing their job. What a shocker.

RumpleForeskin wrote:Admins not doing their job. What a shocker.

And this is NEWS to you?

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I'm not entirely sure why the double standard was employed, or alternatively, why Roger's violations were so much more severe than those of other posters.

Because if anyone else here got banned, they'd probably just go on their merry way. That POS makes it his life's mission to get reinstated. If you don't see the humor in that by now, you never will.

RevLimiter wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote:Admins not doing their job. What a shocker.

And this is NEWS to you?

It is very OLD news to anyone who's had the misfortune to read your drivel.

ChargerMike wrote: ...someone approaching 16,000 posts or someone just over 3,000?

Dinsdale started out with 13500 if that answers your question.

IndyFrisco wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I'm not entirely sure why the double standard was employed, or alternatively, why Roger's violations were so much more severe than those of other posters.

Because if anyone else here got banned, they'd probably just go on their merry way. That POS makes it his life's mission to get reinstated. If you don't see the humor in that by now, you never will.

It's a little funny. But it's more pathetic than anything else.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Serial killer smack?

Why don't you just stand in front of the mirror and chant "Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale, Dinsdale"?

Well, yeah, if you're talking quantity.

If you want to talk quality, I got two words for you: Ed Gein.

Dahmer will always have Bode in Wisconsin.

No classic horror films based on his exploits but any blonde white man who eats gooks, spics and coons in a gook, spic, and coon neighborhood and doesn't get noticed or caught for a long time is tops in my book. He had naked Asians running from his place returned to him and people ignored the smell coming from his apartment.

Cannibalism, necrophilia they both get points for that but Gein did most of his shit to corpses, Dahmer used live meat. Bode for Jeff.

WAR 924 NORTH 25TH STREET

I thought about Dahmer, too, but Ed Gein used to give away venison sausage to his neighbors. Years later they realized he was not a hunter. Not only was he a cannibal, he duped his neighbors into cannibalism. Dude made himself a "mammary vest" crafted from the skin of a woman's torso. He upholstered furniture with human skin. He had a belt made from several human nipples, socks made from human flesh, and box of preserved vulvas that he admitted to wearing.

Besides, Dahmer grew up in Ohio, actually attended tOSU for a time. Not sure we can take full credit for his deviancy.

Sounds like Gein was just a misunderstood clothing designer.

BSmack wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote:Admins not doing their job. What a shocker.

And this is NEWS to you?

It is very OLD news to anyone who's had the misfortune to read your drivel.

Spoken like a true bitter bitch.

RevLimiter wrote:Spoken like a true bitter bitch.

Why must you post after me in these threads? Haven't I gone through enough when my name is mentioned with yours in the ToY category?

You should be nice to KFC Paul, Rumple. Having his posts right next to yours will make you seem smarter than you are, just by comparison. Hell, maybe you can sweet-talk him into posting a pic of his old lady. Judging by Paul’s own appearance, his wife probably makes yours look like Angelina Jolie.

Goober McTuber wrote:Hell, maybe you can sweet-talk him into posting a pic of his old lady.

I'm prepared for it. I just got dual monitors installed in my office.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Hell, maybe you can sweet-talk him into posting a pic of his old lady.

I'm prepared for it. I just got dual monitors installed in my office.

Where were they when you dropped that infamous pic of YOUR old lady on here (I'd STILL fuck her MILF friend, BTW)?

RevLimiter wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Hell, maybe you can sweet-talk him into posting a pic of his old lady.

I'm prepared for it. I just got dual monitors installed in my office.

Where were they when you dropped that infamous pic of YOUR old lady on here (I'd STILL fuck her MILF friend, BTW)?

IKYIBWAM smack from KFC Paul. Shocking.

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote: I'm prepared for it. I just got dual monitors installed in my office.

Where were they when you dropped that infamous pic of YOUR old lady on here (I'd STILL fuck her MILF friend, BTW)?

IKYIBWAM smack from KFC Paul. Shocking.

It's IKYABWAI you fucking tool...

RevLimiter wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote: Where were they when you dropped that infamous pic of YOUR old lady on here (I'd STILL fuck her MILF friend, BTW)?

IKYIBWAM smack from KFC Paul. Shocking.

It's IKYABWAI you fucking tool...

I Know Yours Is But What About Mine....you FAT fucking RETARD.

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: IKYIBWAM smack from KFC Paul. Shocking.

It's IKYABWAI you fucking tool...

I Know Yours Is But What About Mine....you FAT fucking RETARD.

Sorry to disappoint you Goobs The Ankle-Biting Wonder, but I don't pretend to know "Tard Code", you mongoloid mouth-breather.

RevLimiter wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote: It's IKYABWAI you fucking tool...

I Know Yours Is But What About Mine....you FAT fucking RETARD.

Sorry to disappoint you Goobs The Ankle-Biting Wonder, but I don't pretend to know "Tard Code", you mongoloid mouth-breather.

You sure knew all about IKYABWAI didn't you, you FAT fucking RETARD. It's not "tard code", it's KC SOP.

GravitationalPullPaul wrote:Where were they when you dropped that infamous pic of YOUR old lady on here (I'd STILL fuck her MILF friend, BTW)?

This is funny since you can relate to her in that way. I would think you and your William Howard Taft looking ass would probably not go there, but hey, I'm sure you will tell everyone here that you have lost 40 pounds and don't look like that anymore. As for my wife? Yeah, she's lost a few pounds, but I am not about to tell everyone she has the waist of Anne Hesche now and then not back it up with a new pic as R-Jack so cleverly pointed out when you shot your mouth off.

Now, in your defense, you could argue that posting another pic of your plumpy figure would do you no good, because as you and I both know, these cocksmokers are relentless when they get a hold of said photos. But what am I saying...you of ALL people have absolutely nothing to lose because of your status on this board, so why not post the pic that you so confidently claim as the "New" Paul? You know why? Cus' you're full of shit, Jaba. I have do doubt you have probably added on another 20 pounds of buttery muffins to your rather large ass since the release of that first pic. Chances are, if you spend a lot of your spare time perusing messageboards and C&Ping your material, then you have gained weight in the process.

This ain't rocket science; its milk and cookies, event horizon boy.

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: I Know Yours Is But What About Mine....you FAT fucking RETARD.

Sorry to disappoint you Goobs The Ankle-Biting Wonder, but I don't pretend to know "Tard Code", you mongoloid mouth-breather.

You sure knew all about IKYABWAI didn't you, you FAT fucking RETARD. It's not "tard code", it's KC SOP.

I'll stick with MY version....the RIGHT one. Deal?

RumpleForeskin wrote:

GravitationalPullPaul wrote:Where were they when you dropped that infamous pic of YOUR old lady on here (I'd STILL fuck her MILF friend, BTW)?

This is funny since you can relate to her in that way. I would think you and your William Howard Taft looking ass would probably not go there, but hey, I'm sure you will tell everyone here that you have lost 40 pounds and don't look like that anymore. As for my wife? Yeah, she's lost a few pounds, but I am not about to tell everyone she has the waist of Anne Hesche now and then not back it up with a new pic as R-Jack so cleverly pointed out when you shot your mouth off.

Now, in your defense, you could argue that posting another pic of your plumpy figure would do you no good, because as you and I both know, these cocksmokers are relentless when they get a hold of said photos. But what am I saying...you of ALL people have absolutely nothing to lose because of your status on this board, so why not post the pic that you so confidently claim as the "New" Paul? You know why? Cus' you're full of shit, Jaba. I have do doubt you have probably added on another 20 pounds of buttery muffins to your rather large ass since the release of that first pic. Chances are, if you spend a lot of your spare time perusing messageboards and C&Ping your material, then you have gained weight in the process.

This ain't rocket science; its milk and cookies, event horizon boy.

Blah blah blah, RumpleFatWife....I'll not be falling for that nonsense again anytime soon.

RevLimiter wrote:I'll stick with MY version....

Of course you will. You're a FAT fucking RETARD.

BTW, Rumple just punched you square in the dicksucker.

Since this is the season of good cheer and glad tidings toward all, I'd be in favor of reinstating the fat motherfucker. Think how happy that would make him! Why, he'd spring out of his recliner, dancing a jig of merriment errrrrr maybe he would slowly rise to his feet incurring only minimal spinal injury and wave his hands about errrrrrr he might put his current call on hold and do a victory Cheetos brush-off?

Go ahead. Make his day. And ours.

RevLimiter wrote:Blah blah blah, RumpleFatWife....I'll not be falling for that nonsense again anytime soon.

Paul, you just got fucking broadsided by Rumple. Deal with it.

Honey BBQ on the keyboard Paul wrote:Blah blah blah, RumpleFatWife....I'll not be falling for that nonsense again anytime soon.

Listen here, Orson, you calling my wife fat is the same as Hitler calling Pol Pot a murderer. At least my wife has stopped licking the bowl. What have you sacrificed, Perry Mason?

Rack HasToFuckHisWifeOnStiltskin!!

BSmack wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:Blah blah blah, RumpleFatWife....I'll not be falling for that nonsense again anytime soon.

Paul, you just got fucking broadsided by Rumple. Deal with it.

Are you kidding me? He didn't say SHIT. All I know is that when I go to lay the wood to MY wife I don't have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot....doesn't THAT get old after a while, RumpleCellulite?

Fucker blasted you, and all you got is "blah, blah, blah". Yeah, everyone here believes that 400 lb KFC Paul has a 110 lb wife. You're probably having Whitey bring that flour in by the pallet load.

Diet Coke and Chili Cheese Fries Paul wrote:doesn't THAT get old after a while, RumpleCellulite?

Yes, it gets old watching you waddle through this board with multiple IE tabs open containing numerous takes at your fingertips from other people on various boards. Listen, Wimpy, when Microsoft figures out how to incorporate the right-click/properties function in text that is glued on from another site, then what do you have in store for your next act?

Try to understand something, Professor Klump, the more you try to take little digs at my wife's figure, the more you are stuffing your perfectly round face with a great big bowl of chocolate covered hypocrisy. Chalk up another pitfall for the human blackout of the greater Kansas City area. Try to stay indoors so Scott and Wags can add a little color to their skin.

Comet wrote:Since this is the season of good cheer and glad tidings toward all, I'd be in favor of reinstating the fat motherfucker. Think how happy that would make him! Why, he'd spring out of his recliner, dancing a jig of merriment errrrrr maybe he would slowly rise to his feet incurring only minimal spinal injury and wave his hands about errrrrrr he might put his current call on hold and do a victory Cheetos brush-off?

Go ahead. Make his day. And ours.

Not so fast. We need to know what the other 15/16 are. We're not real big with jews. There are a few others who aren't down with the Fat Man.

Bah! What the fuck. Let him in. I've had the Cinderella's "Hell On Wheels" bouncing around between my antlers. Could be fun.

RumpleHaagenDaas wrote:

Diet Coke and Chili Cheese Fries Paul wrote:doesn't THAT get old after a while, RumpleCellulite?

Yes, it gets old watching you waddle through this board with multiple IE tabs open containing numerous takes at your fingertips from other people on various boards. Listen, Wimpy, when Microsoft figures out how to incorporate the right-click/properties function in text that is glued on from another site, then what do you have in store for your next act?

Try to understand something, Professor Klump, the more you try to take little digs at my wife's figure, the more you are stuffing your perfectly round face with a great big bowl of chocolate covered hypocrisy. Chalk up another pitfall for the human blackout of the greater Kansas City area. Try to stay indoors so Scott and Wags can add a little color to their skin.

LMAO...Rumps I gotta admit, that was a pretty good blast...for a white boy.

Once again, you fuckholes really think I give a shit what you think about me? Yeah, I cut & pasted others' takes...and I will again. Hell, who says I haven't already since I was last "busted"??? Bring all the C&P blasts at me you want- I just laugh. And the fat jokes? Even BETTER, especially when ALL you have to go on is a seven-year old picture of me in a fucking WINTER COAT!

Just tell me THIS RumpleSkidmarkOnYourBridesPanties: do you and Jabba The RumpleWife actually fuck on a bed....or is there even a bed built STRONG enough to hold that action? And how long can you let her get on top before you suffer loss of blood circulation to your extremities?

RevLimiter wrote:ALL you have to go on is a seven-year old picture of me in a fucking WINTER COAT!

You were pretty fucking fat for a seven year old.