T1B

No kidding. I'd like to hear more from c_u. The rest of you dipwads can tape your fingers together.

Dinsdale wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm getting hot just thinking about her.

I'm getting hot thinking about how c_u likes the forced Fresno-style.

This could be a good thing.



Although, it would appear that Rumps is much more the masochist.

Christ, dude.

cinderella_undercover wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm getting hot just thinking about her.

I'm getting hot thinking about how c_u likes the forced Fresno-style.

This could be a good thing.

I've actually developed a combination hair/back-of-neck-grip that does an excellent job facilitating this.

It was a moment of pure drunken inspirational genius.

Dinsdale wrote: It was a moment of pure drunken inspirational genius.

You're way too modest Dins, open up a little.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:

Dinsdale wrote: It was a moment of pure drunken inspirational genius.

You're way too modest Dins, open up a little.

While my numerous talents run far and wide, if I really had to pick one area where I truly shine, it would be giving little harlots the whatfor, and instilling in them a newfound respect for the Power of the Schlong.

cinderella_undercover wrote:Although, it would appear that Rumps is much more the masochist.

Mrs. Rumps shall be greeted with my glorious cock and balls in her rather "popular" to T1b vag as soon as I get on home. Thanks for the inspiration fellas. Between 5:20 and 5:22 my phone will be on silent.

RumpleForeskin wrote:Between 5:20 and 5:22 my phone will be on silent.

Great, you'll be able to hear me retching all the way from NY.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Great, you'll be able to hear me retching all the way from NY.

The screaming will drown you out.

Mine, not hers.

I know it's unlikely, but if stevo gets laid because of this thread, I'll be so fucking PISSED.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:Although, it would appear that Rumps is much more the masochist.

Mrs. Rumps shall be greeted with my glorious cock and balls in her rather "popular" to T1b vag as soon as I get on home. Thanks for the inspiration fellas. Between 5:20 and 5:22 my phone will be on silent.

You see now I would have thought it would take a lot longer than that for the numbness in your arms to wear off so you could pick up the phone:

Mister Bushice wrote:

She was wearing a winter coat.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:

She was wearing a thick tarp.

lets get real here.

RumpleForeskin wrote:The screaming will drown you out.

Mine, not hers.

More like the sound of a billion Chinamen with broomsticks, tapping on their ceilings and yelling obscenities.

the only thing getting picked off will be your testicles after i methodically remove them with a pair of forceps and then stuff them down your god damn THROAT. then i'll make you gargle your own fucking balls as Rollins fucks you in the ASS and Stevo straddles your ugly wetback face while your pathetic little family looks on in horror. and we're not even gay, we're just fucking HARDCORE like that you ASSHOLE

the level of hatred you have brought out in me is off the fucking CHARTS, dicklips. this will not STAND

Douchebag wrote:the only thing getting picked off will be your testicles after i methodically remove them with a pair of forceps and then stuff them down your god damn THROAT. then i'll make you gargle your own fucking balls as Rollins fucks you in the ASS and Stevo straddles your ugly wetback face while your pathetic little family looks on in horror. and we're not even gay, we're just fucking HARDCORE like that you ASSHOLE

the level of hatred you have brought out in me is off the fucking CHARTS, dicklips. this will not STAND

stick to what you're good at — tossing rollins' salad and shitting on steveo's chest, you god damn cunt.

So Rumps, how was it?

There is NO HOPE for Douchebag and his pimply minions. Darwin is going to make an example of those degenerates, yo.

Jesus Christ!! Can you just ban that braindead fuckwit "Dog"? Nice photo for the work environment. Must be another Stucknut dumbfuck.

Goober McTuber wrote:Jesus Christ!! Can you just ban that braindead fuckwit "Dog"? Nice photo for the work environment. Must be another Stucknut dumbfuck.

Whatsamatta, Goobs. Wifey didn't finger your cornhole last night?

Dog wrote:
Whatsamatta, Goobs?

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Dog wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Jesus Christ!! Can you just ban that braindead fuckwit "Dog"? Nice photo for the work environment. Must be another Stucknut dumbfuck.

Whatsamatta, Goobs. Wifey didn't finger your cornhole last night?

You’re fucking halfwit, Dog. You add nothing to the board. Well, other than some really shitty porn without the warning tags. Go fuck yourself, moron.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Dog wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Jesus Christ!! Can you just ban that braindead fuckwit "Dog"? Nice photo for the work environment. Must be another Stucknut dumbfuck.

Whatsamatta, Goobs. Wifey didn't finger your cornhole last night?

You’re fucking halfwit, Dog. You add nothing to the board. Well, other than some really shitty porn without the warning tags. Go fuck yourself, moron.

Wow, you are really a whiny little cunt, aren't you. If a single pic like that gets you all riled up your issues are beyond help. Go cry to admins if you wish, I'm sure they're used to hearing it from you.

Dog wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Dog wrote: Whatsamatta, Goobs. Wifey didn't finger your cornhole last night?

You’re fucking halfwit, Dog. You add nothing to the board. Well, other than some really shitty porn without the warning tags. Go fuck yourself, moron.

Wow, you are really a whiny little cunt, aren't you. If a single pic like that gets you all riled up your issues are beyond help. Go cry to admins if you wish, I'm sure they're used to hearing it from you.

It’s a pretty basic rule designed to protect people who post from work. Not at all shocking that a braindead dumbfuck like you would have such a hard time understanding a simple concept like this.

So do I understand this correctly? Rumple and Dog were Stucknut posters who showed up here, and Luther no longer posts here but does post at Stucknut? Who engineered this trade for T1B? Mike Lynn?

Luth is better coming off the bench - or the peanut gallery - anyway.

Goobs, you're a macrocephalic retard screaming like you got your candy taken away from you. I don't think I've seen pre-schoolers cry as much as you on this board. You act like you're something important to this site, but fact is, though I don't add much, I'm not detracting from it like you. So listen up, buddy, for the sake of your blood pressure and overall health in general, CALM THE FUCK DOWN you whiny bitch.

You’re sorely mistaken, as usual. I don’t have any sense of importance here. It’s a fucking message board, you stupid fucking tard. I’m here to amuse myself. If I happen to amuse someone else in the process, big whoop-de-doo.

You throwing random shitty porn shots into an unflagged thread is not the least bit amusing, and it does detract from the board. But feel free to continue. I’m sure it will work out really well for you.

Dog wrote:though I don't add much, I'm not detracting from it like you.

There used to be some EXTREMELY funny motherfuckers posting here/previous boards, until brainless fucking dickweeds put up NSFW pics and these sites get the axe from IT.


You fucking idiot.


So yes, you DO in fact detract from it.

Goober McTuber wrote:So do I understand this correctly? Rumple and Dog were Stucknut posters who showed up here, and Luther no longer posts here but does post at Stucknut? Who engineered this trade for T1B? Mike Lynn?

I think I can state with a little confidence that I am now batting above the mendoza line, no?

Dinsdale wrote:

Dog wrote:though I don't add much, I'm not detracting from it like you.

There used to be some EXTREMELY funny motherfuckers posting here/previous boards, until brainless fucking dickweeds put up NSFW pics and these sites get the axe from IT.


You fucking idiot.


So yes, you DO in fact detract from it.

So posting ONE pic compares me to shutyomouth? By all means, crucify me. Scream, yell, curse, slam your sloped heads across the keyboards in anger and basically act like a freaking two year old on crack....yeah, that gets the point across real well.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:So do I understand this correctly? Rumple and Dog were Stucknut posters who showed up here, and Luther no longer posts here but does post at Stucknut? Who engineered this trade for T1B? Mike Lynn?

I think I can state with a little confidence that I am now batting above the mendoza line, no?

No worries, Rumps. Its not like a see a whole pile of the elusive board credibility piling up under Goober's name. I'd think you're pretty safe.

Dog wrote:act like a freaking two year old on crack....yeah, that gets the point across real well.

Even a two year old might be smart enough to read the rules of a site before posting there.


Comparing other people to two years old is fairly rich. A person beyond that age might show some accountability after they flagrantly violated posted rules on a privately-owned website. But not you, Dawg -- you're still convinced that it's everyone else's problem.



Nice apology, dickweed.

You know, Dins, the one person who PM'd me about it, got an apology. The other two who are going ape shit over it can pretty much just fuck off for all I'm concerned.

Buh-bye, Dog.

Dinsdale wrote:Buh-bye, Dog.

Going home for the day?

This post was made by Dog who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.

Questions for everyone else --

A) Is it a porn pic?


B) If not, was it even remotely worth reading?

I didn't realize how easy it was to get Dins all riled up to the point that he resorts to completely ignoring posters. Back to my 2-year old analogy, its akin to putting your hands over your ears and screaming LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA. I'm sure some people might call that melting. Hmmm

This post was made by RumpleForeskin who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.

That explains the few replies

Hmmm.... interesting idea.

If I ignore everyone here BUT me, this board would be a hell of a lot more entertaining.

Dinsdale wrote:Hmmm.... interesting idea.

If I ignore everyone here BUT me, this board would be a hell of a lot more entertaining.

I was thinking your "Foes List" has to be getting pretty large.