T1B

Papa Willie wrote:Might be good if outsiders judged.

Outsiders to what, fatty?

I didn't mean to toss my hat in the ring as a representative of this board in particular. I didn't know it worked that way. I would be happy to represent MAG7, as that is where I'm like totally epic a few times a month. I'll go post there and ask those cats if they're cool with it, and then I'll come back here and tell you what they said. OK? Be back in a bit, gang.

No need to stampede that clit, boy.

PSUFAN wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Might be good if outsiders judged.

Outsiders to what, fatty?

You know, people who’ve never been on the internet.

OK, so, I started this totally sweet poll at MAG7 to see if they were cool with me being a judge. Everyone there voted, and here are the results ............

Yes 7
No 4

Actually, it was like 7 - 1, and then within a minute it went to 7 - 4. I THINK someone may have used "trolls" to vote. Go figure.

http://mag7forums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=5586

A smackoff? Sweet. This'll be an epic way to get my smack tight.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A smackoff? Sweet. This'll be an epic way to get my smack tight.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A smackoff? Sweet. This'll be an epic way to get my smack tight.

Nice.


But you know what?

To me, every fucking thread is a fucking smackoff.

Because I signed up for a smack board, or so they told me.

And you people fucking whine about it.

Yet now everyone is giddy with elation because someone suggested a smackoff?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Get the fuck out of here.

Will there be a limit in post length?

Bombastic sonofabitches.

I better start warming up for the play-in game.

Dinsdale wrote:giddy with elation

Would you rather we be "giddy" with disappointment?

RumpleForeskin wrote:I better start warming up for the play-in game.

I believe I asked you nicely towards the end of last year, but I'm gonna try again.

Please, for the love of all that is cherry flavored.............QUIT posting after me.

Give me at least a 2 to 3 response bumper.

If no one responds, then take it as a sign that maybe you shouldn't either.

A play-in's not a bad idea. KC Paul vs Bobby42 for a chance to get demolished by Moreese in the first round.

Paul: You're stupid and gay, PERIOD!

Bobby: http://www.gofuckyourself.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Rumple usually observes a 5 hectare bumper, but your lack of intervening blubber threw him.

Mr. Tosser,

Although you did not see fit to comply with the application process, the review committee will consider the recommendation made by The troll formerly known as HillBilly Jim.

Judgement of smack is highly subjective. As such, we need an example of something you find humor in. Please provide no less than 3 posts / and or examples of wildly humorous subject matter so we can properly evaluate your worthiness for this position.

Failure to meet this criteria will result in your removal from the consideration process.

Regards,

Management

cinderella_undercover wrote:I believe I asked you nicely towards the end of last year, but I'm gonna try again.

Please, for the love of all that is cherry flavored.............QUIT posting after me.

Give me at least a 2 to 3 response bumper.

If no one responds, then take it as a sign that maybe you shouldn't either.

I guess the trash can next to your vanity is full of cherry colored rags right now.

Sorry.

Papa Willie wrote:People from boards who know absolutely nothing about this fag community. The last time I was in a "smack off" (Christ, that's gay), the cliques destroyed it. Seriously - people who don't know fuck all about it.

You post with fags? Dude, that's kinda gay.

Papa Willie wrote:Only way to get an accurate reading.

This will help you get an "accurate reading":

Commencing the 2nd week February and open to participants from all boards. Judging will be done by representatives from T1B, TheTrolls.net, TrollTrain, TheSmackbat, Hostboard, Stucknut and the Mag7.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:I believe I asked you nicely towards the end of last year, but I'm gonna try again.

Please, for the love of all that is cherry flavored.............QUIT posting after me.

Give me at least a 2 to 3 response bumper.

If no one responds, then take it as a sign that maybe you shouldn't either.

I guess the trash can next to your vanity is full of cherry colored rags right now.

Sorry.

You're much easier to read with the 4 post bumper.

Thanks for dancing, Spider.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A play-in's not a bad idea. KC Paul vs Bobby42 for a chance to get demolished by Moreese in the first round.

Paul: You're stupid and gay, PERIOD!

Bobby: http://www.gofuckyourself.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That was
some poorly run
smack....
By You!

Sin,

Wolfie

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400 words and numerous references to experts I know in this field.

Sin



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I just dry hammered your balloon knot and white faced you with a high velocity jizz geyser.

Sin,

RayJay

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We call that "Friday Night"

Sin,

I've been saving the funny for this monumental event.

RumpleForeskin wrote:I've been saving the funny for this monumental event.

You'll need to save a lot more..........

Unless your breaking out more pics of Mt. St. Rumplewife

Odds:

R-Jack 4-1
mvscal 6-1
velocet 7-1
Dinsdale 10-1
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RumpleForeskin - KFCPaul's Twinkie Intake-1

KC Scott wrote:You'll need to save a lot more..........

Unless your breaking out more pics of Mt. St. Rumplewife

Don't give Rumps the wrong idea Scott. This is supposed to be a smack-off, not a flabalanche photo op.

One day, I am going to find it my heart to forgive all of you.

For now, fuck you.

if dins and mvscal are the favorites to win, there must have ben a blood clot lot of defections.

Papa Willie wrote:Might be good if outsiders judged.

RACK!!!

staying gold 1
socs 0






l to r: failure, the experiment

Current Smack-Off Odds:

Burning Church: 2-1
Soc with Rings: 4-1
Angry Parents: 6-1
Bologna Sandwich: 25-1
Johnny Cade: 1000-1

Rootbeer wrote:I've got a brother named Sodapop!

Bace is so greasy, he glides when he walks.

More odds:
Dmike 2:1
Kevnic 9 against 1
Windrixville 3:15
Invictus' offspring 1100000:1
TTB's steering column pick 'em

FLABALANCHE? That gets a FULL RACK.

cinderella_undercover wrote:Will there be a limit in post length?

Bombastic sonofabitches.

Oh, ya.

This was a serious question, btw.

cunt_undercover

Why the fuck would you care? Your posts never consist of anything more than one liners.

Are you planning to fluff up your image beyond the cotton candy in a sweater, fuck me in the ass and cum in my mouth porn queen we already know you to be?

Or are you hoping there's going to be a saggy tits division where you can beat down the likes of Bennish in 3 sentences or less?

War Wagon wrote:cunt_undercover

Why the fuck would you care? Your posts never consist of anything more than one liners.

Are you planning to fluff up your image beyond the cotton candy in a sweater, fuck me in the ass and cum in my mouth porn queen we already know you to be?

Or are you hoping there's going to be a saggy tits division where you can beat down the likes of Bennish in 3 sentences or less?

Bwah!

I've handed you your ass more times than you've had your tongue lodged in Poptart's, fuckneck.

Your "saggy tits" comments lead me to believe that you either think I'm someone I'm not, or perhaps have mistaken me for your shitbag of a wife.

I wouldn't mind you pulling my pig-tails so much if you'd scrape the corn out from under your nails before you commenced to tugging, dicksuck.

Either way, you lose.

Here's hoping that you decide, sooner rather than later, to take a page outta my notebook and stick to "one liners".

You're the goddamn board joke, mang.

Save yourself the trouble, dude.

I'll hide myself in a fucking salad, if I have to.

That's it girl. I slap your sweet cheeks, and you squeal BODE.

Congrats on stringing more than 3 sentences together.

I didn't have to, guy.

You were finished before you started.

Bizzarofelice wrote:TTB's steering column pick 'em

My car has a much better chance than your acne.

cinderella_undercover wrote:I'll hide myself in a fucking salad, if I have to.

Nice

cinderella_undercover wrote:I'll hide myself in a fucking salad, if I have to.

Rack.