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dotdotdot wrote:
My GF and I went to the bar with Rumps this weekend...
He's a fun guy to hang out with...

GF as in Guy Fawkes or Rayduh Jame's boyfriend?

Please be more specific before you hit the dreaded "Enter" button again.

Wait, you had a good time hanging out with a guy? Whatever dude... or fag to be more precise.

^^^clever girl

dotdotdot wrote:my weakest stuff

Could be some issues with differentiating here.

My mid-america response vvv

Goober McTuber wrote:

dotdotdot wrote:My mid-america response vvv

Goober McTuber wrote:

Wow. Cntrl-C'ing Fat Paul's "takes". That's really stepping up. Another fucking stucknut tard.

I was only going on the shit post standard that you and the other mid-america tards here had already established.
Another self righteous shit poster t1b guy/gal thinking they got over on me would put me over on my interweb scavenger hunt.

dotdotdot wrote:I was only going on the shit post standard that you and the other mid-america tards here had already established..

Since you are a shit-posting expert, there must be a message board that needs your help...

To be more specific, it must be one where Jim Rome listening tards hang out.

Don't thank me, thank god... or G0d... something that brings you peace.

Dinstale wrote:

dotdotdot wrote:I was only going on the shit post standard that you and the other mid-america tards here had already established..

Since you are a shit-posting expert, there must be a message board that needs your help...

To be more specific, it must be one where Jim Rome listening tards hang out.

Don't thank me, thank god... or G0d... something that brings you peace.

Where the fuck do you think I got my start?
Don't thank G0d, think God.

To be more specific...pray then go to sleep and hope to God that I am not here tomorrow.

dotdotdot wrote: Another self righteous shit poster t1b guy/gal thinking they got over on me would put me over on my interweb scavenger hunt.

KFC Paul could get over on you. CrumpledShitstain could get over on you. Jack could get over on you. A potted plant could get over on you. What kind of scavenger hunt is this?

Goober McTuber wrote:

dotdotdot wrote: Another self righteous shit poster t1b guy/gal thinking they got over on me would put me over on my interweb scavenger hunt.

KFC Paul could get over on you. CrumpledShitstain could get over on you. wet-brained fucktard could get over on you. A potted plant could get over on you. What kind of scavenger hunt is this?

Blah blah blah...

Trite Messagewebber on your left will show you your way out. Don't let the door hit you...



Way to say nothiong original, Goober, you didn't disappoint.

dotdotdot wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

dotdotdot wrote: Another self righteous shit poster t1b guy/gal thinking they got over on me would put me over on my interweb scavenger hunt.

KFC Paul could get over on you. CrumpledShitstain could get over on you. wet-brained fucktard could get over on you. A potted plant could get over on you. What kind of scavenger hunt is this?

Blah blah blah...

Trite Messagewebber on your left will show you your way out. Don't let the door hit you...



Way to say nothiong original, Goober, you didn't disappoint.

You want somethiong original? Then bring somethiong to the table besides your standard tardspeak pablum, dot-head.

Goober McTuber wrote:You want somethiong original? Then bring somethiong to the table besides your standard tardspeak pablum, dot-head.

I've been waiting with baited breath for you (or anyone here) to say something original/entertaining (i'm ignoring your misspellings and stuff).

Let's talk about tardspeak....dude, Mcdonalds makes fun of you.

Game over.

War Wagon wrote: Is this one of yours, c_u?

I can see your problem. You're so used to tit-slapping pathetic dweebs like this around at .net or whatever shit board you came from that when you're faced with someone who won't kiss your fat ass, it throws you into a tizzy.

You're projecting again, homer.

It's kinda creepy how every thought you have here somehow leads back to me?

I sure hope this is a phase of yours, because it's a little unnerving.....to say the least.

A few folks have assured me that you're harmless, and by the look of your responses......it seems they may have
overlooked "addled", "vapid", and above all, "obvious".


Find yourself a new "object of affection" Wags.

Posting you up has become so easy, it's damn near humiliating.

dotdotdot wrote:Game over.

Well... I would agree with you, but when DID you ever have game?

Can't claim something you never had.

dotdotdot wrote:(i'm ignoring your misspellings and stuff).

dotdotdot wrote:Way to say nothiong original, Goober, you didn't disappoint.

Yeah, game over is right, dumbfuck.

Goober McTuber wrote:

dotdotdot wrote:(i'm ignoring your misspellings and stuff).

dotdotdot wrote:Way to say nothiong original, Goober, you didn't disappoint.

Yeah, game over is right, dumbfuck.

You got 1 incorrect spelling, dog. Way to go.

Dinstale wrote:

dotdotdot wrote:Game over.

Well... I would agree with you, but when DID you ever have game?

Can't claim something you never had.

I wasn't claiming to have game, just claiming to have the over.

It's still 17.5, right?

Not really sure what your point is... but IF you are attempting to out yourself as a stupid fuck... don't let me stop you.

You are doing a good job at that and more "KC power" toward you. It's not like I'm pointing out the obvious.

Papa Willie wrote:I quickened my pace as I read this page.

My pace wasn't quick enough

Nothing a Krispy Kreme truck cruising 4ft. in front of you can't fix.

Runn3d.

Papa Willie wrote:a bottle of Lipitor

A bottle? You must be buying that stuff in 44-gallon drums.

You must be buying that stuff in 44-gallon drums.

Nah, KC Tubwall 3.0 has 'em all on back order. He is willing though to exchange copious amounts to Buttsy for some epic diarrhea smack.

cinderella_undercover wrote: Find yourself a new "object of affection" Wags.

Huh? Who are you trying to fool?

I'd tell you not to flatter yourself, you clueless, delusional bimbo, but it's clear you've got a narcissistic streak a mile wide.

It's also clear that you are one mixed up waif, wailing for attention but then aghast when it comes your way unlike you hoped it would. Sorry, but I won't be your ego fluffer. Try Rumps or any other number of the pathetic smack weaklings you've managed to baffle with inane bullshit.

You've somehow confused getting smacked silly with being an "object of affection".

Let's try this instead. You quit posting like a dumb, spoiled brat cunt, and I'll find somebody else to trade poisonous barbs with.

Jayzus Vel…

Call me Master of the Obvious, but here's guessing that your li'l veiled call-out challenge to Gargler McCheeseCurd didn't quite have the effect on this thread that you had hoped…

And while Ma always said to never to argue with one who buys his mega-pixels by the barrel, I cannot help but take you task….

Not to go all James Patterson on your ass Vel, but the nature of your post leaves me to wonder if there just might be some correlation between you and the sudden upturn of little old ladies shoved in front of speeding MATA trains shortly after you earned your Iggle Scout Citizenship Badge. Here's betting that you pulled the wings off of houseflies before you smashed them, too….

'Sayin.

As for GobblesMen'sTubesteaks…

Credit the mook for not having the cubes to call out the KC Varsity. After all: The Supremes Decision on Roe v Wade had much the same effect on back-alley abortions years ago.

Allow the Loser his levity….

War Wagon wrote:You've somehow confused getting smacked silly with being an "object of affection".

Nah.

I'm pretty sure I've somehow confused getting "smacked silly" with "watching a mental defective go '3 mile island'".


Walk it off, jerky.

When you've calmed, I'll give you your pocket knife back.

cinderella_undercover wrote: When you've calmed, I'll give you your pocket knife back.

Oh, she's good, and I just had a Sling Blade flashback.

Alright sweetie, I'll be your Dwight Yoakum. Now get me a beer, damnit.

Oh, Whitey, you have no idea what yer getting into.

Shaddup.

And don't call me Whitey.

Truman wrote:KC Varsity.

I laughed.

Hi Truman!

Good to see you around.

Look, I see what you're saying, but your analogy is a little overboard. I have no animosity toward Goobs at all. He has his anti-KC dogma and he's not taking anyone's word for it otherwise.

Knowing that is the case I merely suggested that he put his assertions to the test. To be scientific about it. All I was doing was give encouragement to Goobs the Smackologist.

I thought it might be proper if he used even an approximation of the scientific method: formulate working hypotheses, accumulate some background research, take surveys and most importantly, do experiments. Then, once he gets to the point where he's collecting DNA samples a coupla different ways, he'll know he's found some breathtaking new results that could influence any future conclusions.





velocet

Sounds like an awful lot of work. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Because a significant proportion of people in a certain subgroup exhibit certain characteristics. Yes, it’s true that not everyone in a particular subgroup may fit the stereotype.

For example, there is certainly a perceived stereotype for band geeks. You might find that unfair because you were the coolest piccolo player in the tri-county area. Tough shit, band geek.

KC posters on these boards over the years have shown a disproportionate level of retardation. Look around. It’s not just me that has taken note of this. Now it may be that not every poster from the KC area is a short bus-riding chucklehead. But they are damned by the company they keep.

When your regional posse includes KFC Paul, Wheeze Wagon, Adelpiero, Kaley and KC Dave.......tough shit, KC Retard.