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The Little Rubber Band

I'm pretty sure I've never seen a personal ad geared towards buttfuckers. Why are you keeping up on the current affairs of the "alternative lifestyle"?

cause it's a funny read.

Fandango wrote:Smackaholic's Secret Gay Lifestyle

I bet I'd like them.

We have done a few exercises like this in our house for our kid's hypothetical band, and it has nothing to do with any kind of music but this name always comes up because it makes us laugh...

The Winking Sphincters

Cotton skids.

Public Shower

Joe Banana and his Band of Appeal


Here’s some that are already taken:

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There’s a ton of actual band names here, some funny some not so much so:

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That’s where I found these:

Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Adventures in Shrubbery
Rumplforskin

Highly Refined Pirates

Shit Zeppelin

Random Youtube Links to strangers I've never met because I want to be in a band but dont' know a F# from a G.

Amish Rake Fighters

RUSH

Sirfindafold wrote:RUSH

Why don't you go ahead and get a clue? Then get fucked.

beefquilt

The Poslusznys
The Mike Backer Experience
Uncle Shabaz and the Flying Doobies

Peedro
55/10
Wejameconoclastic

Ron Mexico and the Kennel Boys
Mark Chmura and the Prom Dates
The Davenport Laundry Baskets
Shawn Kemp and the Baker's Dozen (in case you guys decide to go orchestral at some point)

DC Smackmaster wrote:Shawn Kemp and the Baker's Dozen (in case you guys decide to go orchestral at some point)

RACK IT! EKLHART'S FINEST

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: The Mike Backer Experience

Lots of band subtitles for that one.

unsafe airport sex
cuban cigar salad
shower curtain asswipe
sorrygottagoNOW
Mark Cuban tastes like ass cigarettes
hot pocket mouth rocket


so many more, so little time....

Done
The Cabin Boyz
Had
Incontinent and The Exploding Prostates
Yellow up Front, Brown up Back
Flaccid

Begging for Responses to this Thread Band.

That one may be taken, though..............

Begging for Attention.

As for band names, go with:

Budd Ox

socal wrote:Peedro
55/10
Wejameconoclastic

Now we're fucking talking.

You should appreciate this - Ed Crawford (EdFROMOHIO of fIREHOSE) palyed here in the 'burgh last Sat. His last song was a cover of History Lesson - Part II. He skipped the line about coming up from Peeeedro. Afterward I talked to him and scolded him for skipping it...pretty funny.

PSUFAN wrote:

socal wrote:Peedro
55/10
Wejameconoclastic

Now we're fucking talking.

You should appreciate this - Ed Crawford (EdFROMOHIO of fIREHOSE) palyed here in the 'burgh last Sat. His last song was a cover of History Lesson - Part II. He skipped the line about coming up from Peeeedro. Afterward I talked to him and scolded him for skipping it...pretty funny.

I finally got a chance to watch "We Jam Econo". Gotta say that though their story was interesting, most of their early music was damn near unlistenable to the point where I recalled the great John Bartles line about alternative bands.

John Bartles wrote:Alternative? Alternative to what?

As they evolved, you could start to see the genesis of something more musically aware. Things like melody and chord changes. And then their singer/guitarist died.

It's too bad. They might have been huge had they just had more time to grow.

Update?

The band was named Quivering Mustard Tufts.

Not really.

Since Stryper has been taken.....


Will play for beer
No-hit wonders
No Chance
PSU and his technicolor skivvies.
No cash for charmin
Shift of wit.
The cunning runts.