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Uncle Fester wrote:Wow, first Jess Hymen, and now Dave Fehling. This message board has been touched by greatness.

I haven't been to a fehling-hymen event since I was about 16.

I feel so newly virginal, and yet a little dirty.

Easy there Fool.

All I was saying, is you're a boring, ignorant, uncultured, fucking idiot.

I'm not sure why you're getting all bent.

I not saying anything that isn't true. If I remember correctly, you said some shit about loving to play video games with your spare time. What are some other fun things you like to do other than spending too much money on a house in a shitty part of the country (Cypress, Tejas). I mean, what are some fun things you like to do in and around Cypress?

"Do you like walking down the street a couple of blocks so you can eat at some of the finest restaurants in the world" ?

I can, and I do.

"Do you like driving a couple hours from home and go ski on some of the best slopes in the world" ?

I can, and I do.

"Do you like to drive 5 minutes down the street and go surf some of the best breaks in world" ?

I can, and I do.

"Do you like to drive a few hours and end up in one of the most naturally beautiful places in the world" ?

I can, and I do.




Seriously, I could keep going... but, I'm really interested in what you like to do in and around your great town of Cypress, Tejas.

You mentioned something about being proud of your backyard and swimming pool... which is very nice.

Well, I can't say I own my own backyard and swimming pool, but either can you till you pay off the house you spent too much money on. Actually, even when you do pay it off you really don't own it, with all those taxes and stuff. If you stop or can't pay those... they take it away and stuff. So, you really never own it, now do you? It's not like buying a car and once you've payed the value and taxes it's yours.

Anyways, I'm getting a little off track... so here's a pic of my backyard and swimming pool as viewed from the trail of a 3,000 foot mountain. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that my "pool and backyard" are connected to an "ocean"???

But here's the "kicker".... it's Free and I need not fear the "grass clippings"!!!

Headhunter wrote:m2ool, you lived by a fucking fleet dealer and you're running smack on the burbs? That's fucking fresh. Nothing like looking out your window each morning to Bubba picking up his new 1500 with a Rawson-Koenig bed. Who-ee. that's some urban living right there. But if it gets to you, can always play hand-ball on your living room brick wall.

Or hang a subpar wind chime outside.

.m2 wrote:Seriously, I could keep going...

No way!

While you're at it, could you at least PM Toddowen with your adventures? I've heard he's looking for a way out. You could actually serve a purpose and be his salvation. TIA.

How eloquent. m2ool's backyard and pool are a beautiful mountain trail and the ocean... once again several miles away from where he actually lives.

I'm willing to bet that you're a hell of a lot closer to this:


than you are to this:


You incomparable dolt.

M2ool, your complete and total JEALOUSY of us suburban house owners just bleeds off our monitors.

I "almost" feel sorry for you.

Fun things to do and see in Cypress, Texas.



... in the center of Cypress, Texas ...

Isn't Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market----a ----- grocery store ? They opened one down the street from me across from Publix. The only cool thing they have is self check out stations during the day.

.m2 wrote:Fun things to do and see in Cypress, Texas.



... in the center of Cypress, Texas ...

I never said that Cypress was the fun and cultural Mecca of the world, asshat. It's a nice place to raise a family outside of the urban environment while still offering the option of going to the city whenever you'd like. Last I checked, I can be in downtown Houston in about 30 minutes. You talk as if there's some Berlin Wall surrounding a city from the suburbs which precludes suburbanites from travel to said city. Since you're talking about this mountain trail in your backyard, how far away from the city is that exactly. Looks to be 20 or 30 miles, right? Using your logic, I guess Houston and all it has to offer is my "backyard"... since it's probably closer to me than that mountain is to you. You lose, again.

Feel free to not counter any of the points and observations made by anyone in this thread. Those pictures have been working out really well for you so far.

Gotta love those Wal-Mart designers. Rack "FOOD" and "DRUG" - know your audience.

Rack Fu wrote:I can be in downtown Houston in about 30 minutes.

I laffed. 290 is fastly becoming the worst freeway in Houston.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Rack Fu wrote:I can be in downtown Houston in about 30 minutes.

I laffed. 290 is fastly becoming the worst freeway in Houston.

OK, on a weekend. :D

back on topic

is this the real jtc?

junk was always good for a laugh

Rack Fool wrote:I never said that Cypress was the fun and cultural Mecca of the world, asshat.

Why would you want to raise your kids in a place that isn't fun and lacks culture?

This is precisely why the "suburban" kids go off and mow down their classmates in a serial manor with shotguns.

You never hear about the "city" kids going off and whacking 20 or more of the fellow students at random in one fell swoop.

Makes ya go..... hmmmmmmmm.

Rack Fool wrote: Since you're talking about this mountain trail in your backyard, how far away from the city is that exactly. Looks to be 20 or 30 miles, right?

Wrong again, fool.

You have the depth perception of a women.

That trail is in Mill Valley and Mill Valley is 8 miles away from "The City".

Mill Valley to San Francisco...
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&g ... =UTF8&z=11

Rack Fool wrote:Using your logic, I guess Houston and all it has to offer is my "backyard"... since it's probably closer to me than that mountain is to you.

Wrong once again, fool!

Do you ever get tired of being so fucking stupid???

Up to 1 hour and ten minutes in traffic.... which is everyday.

30 miles away, fool!

Cypress to Houston...
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&g ... =UTF8&z=11

Rack Fool wrote: You lose, again.

It must be challenging/interesting going through life this fucking stupid.... isn't it?

Rack Fool wrote:Feel free to not counter any of the points and observations made by anyone in this thread.

Too late.... I just did.

And once again, I made you look like......

290 is fastly becoming the new 112.

Mt. Rumplewife, atop a creaking scale

q wrote:back on topic

is this the real jtc?

Wasn't Junction the Pillsbury Wopboy with an armpit on top of his head?


Yeah, pretty sure he was run.

.m2 wrote:Why would you want to raise your kids in a place that isn't fun and lacks culture?

This is precisely why the "suburban" kids go off and mow down their classmates in a serial manor with shotguns.

You never hear about the "city" kids going off and whacking 20 or more of the fellow students at random in one fell swoop.

Makes ya go..... hmmmmmmmm.

Possibly the STUPIDEST thing I've ever read on a message board. Off yourself, you fucking piece of shit troll.

RevLimiter wrote:Possibly the STUPIDEST thing I've ever read on a message board.

Yeah, well, it was always a given that you never proofread your posts.

Queue up your standard “ankle-biter” response, you FAT fucking RETARD.

Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, well, it was always a given that you never proofread your posts.

Funny....as in not so much.

Queue up your standard “ankle-biter” response, you FAT fucking RETARD.

No need to- it's quite apparent for all to see.

RevLimiter wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:you FAT fucking RETARD.

it's quite apparent for all to see.

You don’t say.

mtool is a fucking moron. Rack Fu for outing this troll job.

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:you FAT fucking RETARD.

it's quite apparent for all to see.

You don’t say.

Grow the hell up.

RevLimiter wrote:Grow the hell up.

Someone probably should have suggested that to you before you commenced growing the hell OUT.

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:Grow the hell up.

Someone probably should have suggested that to you before you commenced growing the hell OUT.

Coming from a beer-battered brat-ingesting, beer-swilling resident of Wisconsin I find that DAMN funny.

beer-battered brat-ingesting, beer-swilling resident of Wisconsin

Mr. Dahmer here. How may I help you?

RevLimiter wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:Grow the hell up.

Someone probably should have suggested that to you before you commenced growing the hell OUT.

Coming from a beer-battered brat-ingesting, beer-swilling resident of Wisconsin I find that DAMN funny.

Let’s get a couple/few things straight here, tubby.

1. You’re fat. We’ve seen the evidence
2. Brats are good eats. But I don’t eat them every day.
3. It’s you that’s fat. Quit projecting.
4. I don’t care at all for beer batter. I do my fish with a light breading.
5. You’re still fat.
6. I enjoy a good beer. In moderation. A concept that’s obviously beyond you.
7. Damnit, you’re obese.
8. I’m not at all fat. BTW, you’ll have to take my word for that, lardass.
9. See number 1.

See, you can’t generalize about a whole group of people and say everyone in Wisconsin is fat. It’s like saying everyone in Kansas City is a moron. OK, bad example.

You betcha, Beer Brat Boy.

poptart wrote:

q wrote:back on topic

is this the real jtc?

Wasn't Junction the Pillsbury Wopboy with an armpit on top of his head?


Yeah, pretty sure he was run.

What the HELL are you talking about?

bbqjones wrote:back on topic

is this the real jtc?

junk was always good for a laugh

yeah-who b you?

JTC wrote:What the HELL are you talking about?

This legend guy named JCT.

He is alleged to have said some funny things a half-decade-or-so ago.


Are you a funny boy, or do you at least have a purty mouth?

Goober McTuber wrote: 1. You’re fat. We’ve seen the evidence
7. Damnit, you’re obese.
9. See number 1.

Dammit, Goobs...stop arguing with your KFCPaul troll. It's pretty obvious that he's your troll as he always responds immediately after you. Props to you for always keeping him in character with the same identical responses to every post you make.

.m2 wrote: This is precisely why the "suburban" kids go off and mow down their classmates in a serial manor..

Oh come on now. Those crazy kids were just being feudal.

Note to the dyslexic people in the room: JTC != JCT.

JTC!

Hi! I hope all is well with you and yours!

ppanther wrote:Note to the dyslexic people in the room: JTC != JCT.

JTC!

Hi! I hope all is well with you and yours!

...the Kings lost the #1 pick...they couldn't even do that right. The only good thing I can say is...I went to NO games this year.

ppanther wrote:Note to the dyslexic people in the room: JTC != JCT.

JTC!

Hi! I hope all is well with you and yours!

JCT goes by "Cripple Fight" over here.

Basically, he's a human vagina on crutches that sweats chianti.

ppanther wrote:Note to the dyslexic people in the room: JTC != JCT.

Doubtful.

I know JCT, and JTC is no JCT.

And on the slim chance that it is JCT....

Welcome back, you hairy backed Wap.

And of course, the obligatory "Yankees suck".

War Wagon wrote:

ppanther wrote:Note to the dyslexic people in the room: JTC != JCT.

Doubtful.

I know JCT, and JTC is no JCT.

And on the slim chance that it is JCT....

Welcome back, you hairy backed Wap.

And of course, the obligatory "Yankees suck".

!= means "does not equal".

JTC and JCT are two different people.

As one of the few living people left who has actually met JCT I can safely say this may be him, or not.

ppanther wrote: != means "does not equal".

JTC and JCT are two different people.

Trying to use logic/programming references with a forklift driver from Missouri is like trying to get directions in English from a resident of Santa Ana.

Even if you had typed "JTC <> JCT", he would have said, "What do two triangles with no bottoms have to do with anything?"