Riiiiiiight. And so, pugilism not being your strong suit, you're relegated to punching bag rank. That of course dovetails nicely with the sum of woman as masochistic whiny derivative of adam's rib. Hardly a self sustaining entity. Always an ornamental vehicle for procreation and source of strife. An ever vigilant magnet of offense. Misogyny would be a negative thing IF the recipient were an eminently introspective and teleologically self-correcting entity. But the so-called female "low self esteem" problem is nothing more than an expression of self-absorbed pity-pot attention mongering.
With that as your basis in reality, even a dully unreflective emotion monster such as yourself cannot in good standing strike out well at others. Leave the fighting to men, foul hosebag.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:31 am
by Ana Ng
:yawn
How many times did you re-read your gabble before you pressed "submit" there, champ?
My pity isn't as "self absorbed" as it is "deflected".
Horrible troll, btw.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:41 am
by Ana Ng
This makes sense.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:46 am
by Ana Ng
Ya.
Like you even read past the word, "rib".
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:48 am
by PSUFAN
Listen Morte, if you're going to prattle on with that sort of effete horseshit, at least mix in a cuss word here and there, just so we can maybe get a chuckle.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:06 am
by Mister Bushice
Oh hell Willie. Learn to rack where it's needed. Ana fired off a good one there.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:10 am
by Ana Ng
Papa Willie wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:Ya.
Like you even read past the word, "rib".
I'm sorry your feelings are still hurt. I was thinking maybe you'd be past it all.
Sadly - you aren't. :(
You've already tried this approach.
Just in case you've forgotten, it didn't work THEN either.
Good luck.
Again.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:13 am
by Ana Ng
Ana Ng wrote:
You've already tried this approach.
Just in case you've forgotten, it didn't work THEN either.
Good luck.
Again.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:14 am
by Ana Ng
Ana Ng wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:
You've already tried this approach.
Just in case you've forgotten, it didn't work THEN either.
Good luck.
Again.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:28 am
by Mister Bushice
Papa Willie wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Oh hell Willie. Learn to rack where it's needed. Ana fired off a good one there.
Nope. She uses the same criteria in most every post.
Too bad you don't.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:33 am
by Mister Bushice
She might fuck you. I don't know. Being friendly to her may help. Her hubby's usually away.
You're not funny, but certainly pathetic in a sad way.
Don't worry. Think about it - you're little radio show gets what - 10-15 people? That song has over 500 hits to it so far.
Sorry. I really never knew it meant so much to you!
Clearly, I'm the only thing interesting about you.
I find it a little more creepy, than I do flattering.....if you must know.
I'm sorry I was unable to return all those compliments you've made about my eyes, but I just really don't find you the least bit attractive.
:tear
Now go do a search for more of my pictures on other boards, and start some more "Ana" trolls on that meshuga site of yours.
It's the closest thing you'll get to a coat made of my skin, but don't be sad.
It wouldn't fit you anyhow.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:45 am
by Ana Ng
Papa Willie wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
Talk about hating. Jesus. You put that shit out on the internet, and you're not embarrassed?
Christ what an unholy waste of time.
I'm sorry, buddy. Evidently, you feel the need to play favorites. Never really had anything against you, but just keep in mind that you started this.
Posted just like someone who doesn't take the interwebs too seriously.
Bwahahaha!
Congratulations.
Now THAT, I'll rack!
Goodnight to you, Sir eat-alot.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:12 am
by RadioFan
Proof positive that no board is beyond tarding.
Private rooms are down the hall.
And take Mr. Mensa, "Morte" with you.
TIA.
Btw, Ang's show is 9-11 p.m. CT Saturdays
My fill-in show this week is on, following hers.
After that, I'll be on Friday nights 9-11 p.m. CT, starting next Friday.
Hope that clarifies the true gravity of the situation, here.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:44 pm
by Goober McTuber
Tardspray wrote:Hating...blah, blah, blah…melting...blah, blah, blah...bittering...blah, blah, blah...She uses the same criteria in most every post.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:15 pm
by Tom In VA
RadioFan wrote:Proof positive that no board is beyond tarding.
So my thinly veiled, albeit cryptic, advice to Bushice that Ana wants to be fisted wasn't good enough ?
Guess it's back to the bullpen.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:55 pm
by Mister Bushice
Papa Willie wrote:
I'm sorry, buddy. Evidently, you feel the need to play favorites. Never really had anything against you, but just keep in mind that you started this.
Favorites? Nope. I'm just commenting on what I read. Don't know either of you all that well.
Aren't you a musician? Do better!
By not doing a thing, I have most certainly done better than that piece of shit you uploaded. Sorry but IMO it was unlistenable, and seemed to me like the guy going around wondering why everyone is still so hateful is carrying a big sack o' hate himself.
PS: I honestly don't see where you'd fit into this......
Fit into what? You want to have a private discussion, open your own board - oh wait you've tried that - and then you could invite people - oh wait, you tried that, too.
Try Pm'ing if you don't want others to get involved in a thread here.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:03 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
What's with all the hate, dude?
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:35 pm
by Mister Bushice
Papa Willie wrote:when I fistfuck your daddy's goldfish
You got them little baby size hands, do ya?
Oh and anytime you wanna stop whining on how everybody hates you but really shouldn't would be good.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:39 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
You'd only be loved if you were stuck on an island full of cannibals.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:41 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
You say hate. I say entertainment. We'll both get on about our days.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:46 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
To be perfectly genuine - as far as message board posters go - you're not particularly likeable. Sort of a pest. An annoyance. Very rarely funny or creative. Certainly not informative on any topic I can think of nor do you deliver fresh takes. I guess you do know something about music and musical equipment, so you've got that going for you. But all in all, you're just really not palatable when it comes to a reading standpoint. Not for me, anyway. Nothing personal, dude. Really. But if you're ever in the area and want to buy me a beer or 10, I'm probably game.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:57 pm
by RumpleForeskin
My scroll wheel earns its money when traffic is high with Buttsy posts.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:28 pm
by Mister Bushice
Papa Willie wrote:
Rarely do I ever try to be funny in here. Rarely does anything anybody on any of these boards does or says makes me laugh. Sure - you won your little circa 1999 "smack off", but that's really nothing more than people who think you're cool voting for you.
Umm, he won this year as well, and he was pretty damn funny*. I didn't get a vote on it, I don't walk around thinking he's cool, nor am I in his inner circle jerk.
I'd do the beer thing with him, though. You might wanna check out the smack off forum, read up a little.
* cue dinsdale appearance with a "YOU'RE telling us what is funny now" reset
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:39 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Papa Willie wrote:Let's face it - I'm good at pissing people off.
Ya. And do you wonder why your boards flop?
Let's face it. Are you good at it, or just the only person pathetic enough to engage in it? I've said this before, but being an internet pest isn't the least bit difficult. You aren't sitting atop a mountain of golden achievement because you're all alone in your endeavor to dine on Ankle Du Vin. No, in fact, you're all alone in this feat because nobody else strives to be a wreckless waste of bandwidth.
They pretty much just shake their heads and laugh.
If I'm a comedian, and the only people that show up to my shows are retards and deaf folk, does it even matter?
That's why I just don't give a shit.
The more you wheeze this from the rooftops, the less believe it becomes, Old Country Buffspray.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:53 pm
by Goober McTuber
Give Buttsy some credit, he came correct on a number of issues.
He doesn’t try to be funny. (That was always obvious).
Nobody makes him laugh. (Read: no sense of humor).
Most of this all has gotten entirely predictable. (His schtick certainly has).
He enjoys annoying folks on message boards. (So did Charles de Mar – look where that got him).
He’s good at pissing people off. (So is a persistent housefly).
He’s entertained by the fact that he makes people bitter. (OK, this is where the reality train ground to a halt).
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:55 pm
by Morte
Willie Poppins was a lot of things (mostly in pounds and ounces) and the georgia peach is still unapologetic about his former M.O. But anyone with a fucking brain can understand that for the last six months or so he's been a stand up poster on this board. The haters are singing an old tune now outdated with respect to him. He has shown the capacity for change we can believe in.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:02 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote: This guy will hate me forever and ever.
This must be the part you were talking about when you said these boards had become predictable. Not surprising that a deluded, self-absorbed attention whore like you would believe that your childish message board antics would engender hate in anyone. You’re always good for a chuckle in this regard. :D
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:08 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Well, it's "message board hate." Not to be confused with real, genuine hate. "Message board hate" is exactly what Cul De Smack needs and WANTS. I hope BS sticks around for awhile, because his kind is healthy to this community. He's an easy target for smack...in more ways than one.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:10 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Wasn't Morte the humorous punching bag for all of the camp counselors in the epic movie Meatballs?
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:25 pm
by PSUFAN
Just shut up and try to make somebody laugh, for shit's sake.
Here's what I have in the rack column so far:
Now go do a search for more of my pictures on other boards, and start some more "Ana" trolls on that meshuga site of yours.
It's the closest thing you'll get to a coat made of my skin, but don't be sad.
It wouldn't fit you anyhow.
A little wit, a little humor. Why not give it a shot? It's really not that hard.
Like I said before - shutyomouth can bring the funny, when he gets motivated. Dude has a deft (if crude) touch with the wytch jobs.
If you haven't laughed at an mgo post in the last week or so, then you haven't really been reading.
Hey, I'm not interested in telling folks what to do, but shit - try to laugh while you're up in this sumbitch, that's pretty much what it's for.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:49 pm
by Morte
Wasn't RumpleForeskin the humorous punching bag for all of the posters on the epic message board T1B?
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:52 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Morte wrote:Wasn't RumpleForeskin the humorous punching bag for all of the posters on the epic message board T1B?
IKYABWAI blasts after all that sophisticated venacular that you just arrogantly spread over a few threads?
Nice shift, Paul 3.1.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:11 pm
by Morte
RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morte wrote:Wasn't RumpleForeskin the humorous punching bag for all of the posters on the epic message board T1B?
IKYABWAI blasts after all that sophisticated venacular that you just arrogantly spread over a few threads?
Nice shift, Paul 3.1.
You can try to imitate the Great Dinsdale_Pirhana all you want. But the fact is that there is your puny pretension to true apprehension and then there is... reality. The latter involves the Truth, see. This is manifest in several different strains which are of course opaque to you since you're an idiot. I do truly know you are the punching bag here. That is fact. The derivation of this nic has nothing to do with some movie I haven't even seen. The retort in your direction is not the classic form of IKYABWAI because it is not some kneejerk reaction based in nothing. You have the audacity, not of Hope, but of Illusion. Attempts to keep up with your betters by imitating them, falsely, is at best a cry for help.
In this domain of destruction, the only help you'll get here is a massive boot kicking your silly ass out the door you miniscule speck of a mind.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:23 pm
by Tom In VA
PSUFAN wrote:Listen Morte, if you're going to prattle on with that sort of effete horseshit, at least mix in a cuss word here and there, just so we can maybe get a chuckle.
Read his posts, do it alone if you have to, impersonating Hannibal Lecter or imagining Hannibal Lecter saying the words.
It works for me. If it doesn't work for you try using Oswald Bates.
Papa Willie wrote:Dave - I tried to be nice to Ana - she wouldn't be nice back. She's still angry. This will be the last I post on the subject. Maybe she'll get over it one day.
<sigh>
Ana Ng wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:
You've already tried this approach.
Just in case you've forgotten, it didn't work THEN either.
Good luck.
Again.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:17 pm
by Y2K
If anyone has a chance to catch Radiofan's Free Radical Radio, sit down and enjoy. RF has an outstanding collection of "eclectic" music.....and the guy is funny as hell.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:24 pm
by Ana Ng
Dude looks like "Jody" from Family affair.
He makes me laugh without saying a word.
Re: Start jammin, bitches
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:04 am
by Goober McTuber
Tom In VA wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Listen Morte, if you're going to prattle on with that sort of effete horseshit, at least mix in a cuss word here and there, just so we can maybe get a chuckle.
Read his posts, do it alone if you have to, impersonating Hannibal Lecter or imagining Hannibal Lecter saying the words.
I imagine Morty Seinfeld saying the words. Works for me.
