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Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:49 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Zyclone wrote:I very sure I could knock out pretty much anyone here on this board.
Whoa, settle down there, Shamrock. It's just a smack board. Look, I very sure that with all the rigorous training you've been going through you're just DYING for an opportunity to bust out your sweet moves. But, dude ... the tough guy routine? On a message board? With both your promoting AND your epic fighting skills, I'm sure you can set something up on a Kansas City freeway exit ramp in less than 24 hours.

While you have spent the better half of this decade trying to get net cred ive been making money and ive also been doing my passiion MMA/BJJ Muay Thai.
Wow. Irony just put you in a choke hold and submitted your oompa loompa lookin ass. So years and years of posting pictures of "hotties" with their arms forcibly draped over you, and group shots of you and your "boyz", your cars, your condo, your fucking wine collection ... what exactly were you trying to accomplish with all that, stud?

bottom: zyclone
top of mountain: validation

Ever want yo meet up at a troll stop i'll be happy to make you my bitch!
Bring it, FOOL. I'll slap some Crest whitening strips on my knuckles and give that hideous grill of yours a free dental clean as I'm working you over.

Hell im tepmted to put up 10K winner take all, just to show you how you are precived here will get you nothing but a total ass whippin in real time!

Hell im pretty sure i wouldnt have to even throw a punch just Brabo choke yout fat ass in all of 30 seconds or go for the 50/50 and blow out yout Knee!

Tap or snap it's your choice! :wink:

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:12 am**

Zyclone wrote: Tap or snap it's your choice! :wink:

That's just about the gayest thing I've read here all week. The gayest.

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:14 am**

so where are the youtube vids of you in the ring, zy?

what's your record ......in real time?

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:27 am**

smackaholic wrote:so where are the youtube vids of you in the ring, zy?

what's your record ......in real time?

Only train I was offered a few pro fights but I look at myself more as a teacher being 40 now, I do have some NAGA wins in video on you tube looks unfer yamamsaki. Hell in 99 i took the expert division as a white belt alll by sub!

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:30 am**

Zyclone wrote:...yamamsaki....

AP got some of that on his mirror. Windex cleaned it right up.

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:33 am**

His tongue did most of the work, credit where due.

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:37 am**

Zyclone wrote:Only train I was offered a few pro fights but I look at myself more as a teacher being 40 now, I do have some WGARA wins in video on you tube looks unfer yamamsaki. Hell in 99 i took the midget division as a white belt alll by sub!

Which one are you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk4tzSHHjy8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:47 am**

PSUFAN wrote:His tongue did most of the work, credit where due.

Well, yeah...I mean...technically...

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:15 am**

Zyclone wrote:
smackaholic wrote:so where are the youtube vids of you in the ring, zy?

what's your record ......in real time?
Only train I was offered

and y'all try and bust me for being prescient? Damn.

Buy more bleach, fuckers. It's a visually cruel world.

:)

Just be happy I was unable to find any midgets pulling a train.

I did try, but TVO has upped his server security.

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:22 am**

Also, in 99, Zy starred in various porn videos, won the surfing championship in California, had sex with over 300 models, made $769k in real estate deals, trained Shamu to play the harmonica to the tune of "Just a Gigalo", killed baby seals in Newfoundland, translated 'To Kill A Mockingbird' into Swahili, all the while never leaving his shitty apartment in Maryland.

You all should know better than to doubt the almighty Zy!!!!

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:27 pm**

Answer: When even Shrubs doesnt have your back.

Question: When do you know you've hit an all time low in your life.

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:14 pm**

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:killed baby seals in Newfoundland

Technically, no. They just tapped out.

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:59 pm**

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Also, in 99, Zy starred in various porn videos, won the surfing championship in California, had sex with over 300 models, made $769k in real estate deals, trained Shamu to play the harmonica to the tune of "Just a Gigalo", killed baby seals in Newfoundland, translated 'To Kill A Mockingbird' into Swahili, all the while never leaving his shitty apartment in Maryland.

You all should know better than to doubt the almighty Zy!!!!

Thanks for keeping track of all this, :rts:.

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:36 pm**

Do I really have to absorb tough guy talk from some midget who asked a male pornstar to take a picture with him in front of a wall of plastic dicks?

I laughed out loud.

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:26 pm**

Zyclone wrote:I very sure I could knock out pretty much anyone here on this board.

you listen and you listen GOOD you maggot fuck. i've trained all my life with the bst. to the point where i became THE BEST. just remember, no matter how skilled you are you'll always be a twerpy little fuckrunt. my hands are built for midget tossing and i would crush your squirrel head under my size 14s like a fucking pistachio.

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:29 pm**

Zy, just because your professional duties include repeating the phrase "wax on... wax off" many times in a day, it doesn't actually make you a badass by default.

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:33 am**

Zy in a fight?

just put your hand on top of his head, hold him at arms length and watch his short chubby arms flail at air, until he turns red and faints

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:07 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Zyclone wrote:I very sure I could knock out pretty much anyone here on this board.
Whoa, settle down there, Shamrock. It's just a smack board. Look, I very sure that with all the rigorous training you've been going through you're just DYING for an opportunity to bust out your sweet moves. But, dude ... the tough guy routine? On a message board? With both your promoting AND your epic fighting skills, I'm sure you can set something up on a Kansas City freeway exit ramp in less than 24 hours.

Good God.

Bwaah!

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:14 pm**

I have no idea where to even start RACKing this thread.

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:31 pm**

Zyclone wrote:Only train

Yeah, we know.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:47 am**

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! money where mouth is!

Dr Ryangle strikes again!

Matt

zak do good?
4:30pmRyan

i wasn't there

i was fighting in Mass

i'm sure zak did well, though
4:30pmMatt

you win?
4:30pmRyan

yep. pro division. tapped the first guy with a triangle in about 45 seconds, broke the second guy's knee w/ a 5050 heel hook in about a minute
4:31pmMatt

lmao

you got to teach me that
4:31pmRyan

haha. i hope the second guy is ok. he was some brazilian dude. his meniscus popped and his knee got stuck. ouch.

for sure, man! you'll kill with it
4:33pmMatt

you get yer brown?
4:35pmRyan

yep. last monday
4:59pmMatt

you the man

Team Lloyd Irvin strikes again!

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:53 am**

Zyclone wrote:
you get yer brown?

Has PSUfan been sending you underwear tips again?

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:11 am**

Zy, Stick with saying Muay Thai, dude. Any sport with the initials BJJ in it is highly questionable. Just sayin'.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:12 pm**

I admit either of these guys would beat the fuckpiss out of me, but there's a lot of ghey in this.

http://www.evolveacademy.com/media/rh/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Which one is your acquaintance, Zy?

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:28 pm**

Zyclone wrote:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! money where mouth is!

Dr Ryangle strikes again!

Matt

zak do good?
4:30pmRyan

i wasn't there

i was fighting in Mass

i'm sure zak did well, though
4:30pmMatt

you win?
4:30pmRyan

yep. pro division. tapped the first guy with a triangle in about 45 seconds, broke the second guy's knee w/ a 5050 heel hook in about a minute
4:31pmMatt

lmao

you got to teach me that
4:31pmRyan

haha. i hope the second guy is ok. he was some brazilian dude. his meniscus popped and his knee got stuck. ouch.

for sure, man! you'll kill with it
4:33pmMatt

you get yer brown?
4:35pmRyan

yep. last monday
4:59pmMatt

you the man

Team Lloyd Irvin strikes again!

not quite sure I've encountered text message smack before.

OK. I'll play along.....

me-dude, how'd you do last night.

josh beckett-I shut'em down, per usualm.

me-you use that screw ball I taught you?

jb-hell yeah

me-what's up dog?

ray allen-just chillin. When you gonna give me a rematch at 21?

me-damn, you're persistent.

me-bro, your car looked a little loose last week. try a bit more wedge in the rear left.

dale jr-thanks man

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:48 pm**

Zyc on the Tric is still the best.

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:39 am**

IndyFrisco wrote:I admit either of these guys would beat the fuckpiss out of me, but there's a lot of ghey in this.

http://www.evolveacademy.com/media/rh/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Which one is your acquaintance, Zy?

Dr Ryanagle getting arm bared is my boy. As dinds will tell ya it happenes to the best in this sport. That fight was 2 years ago when he was a blue belt,, shir happens and now he;s a world champ!

here's me and Dr R 2 weeks before his Mundials win,,,,

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:45 am**

Hey there "Z"ahmed... you left your shithole that morning with your dot off-centered.

When did you become a sand mvscal, btw?

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:52 am**

Looks more like someone talked him into how important the goalie position on a dart team was, and he didn't think it all the way through until he made a few saves.

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:33 am**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Hey there "Z"ahmed... you left your shithole that morning with your dot off-centered.

When did you become a sand mvscal, btw?

Glove burn from sparring the day before. :wink:

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:22 am**

Zyclone wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Hey there "Z"ahmed... you left your shithole that morning with your dot off-centered.

When did you become a sand mvscal, btw?
Glove burn from sparring the day before. :wink:

I will bet

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:09 am**

WTF is UP with the sasquatch left arm on your fair haired boy?? Looks like the laser treatment shit the bed from the knuckles to the wrist and left behind some sunburned pink terrain, then it came back on at W.A.S.P. Factor 5 near the elbow and resumed the apethnic cleansing on up the arm.

Or did you let him borrow your "I'm a real man" hairy leg stockings for the night?

Zyclone wrote:

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:44 am**

Zyclone wrote:here's me and Dr R 2 weeks before his Mundials win,,,,

Did you cum?

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:02 pm**

Rack Mauna Zya for finally surfacing on your egg dome.

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:43 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Hey there "Z"ahmed... you left your shithole that morning with your dot off-centered.

When did you become a sand mvscal, btw?

Indians ain't sand mvscals, dumbass. They are uhhhhh, I dunno, curry mvscals, I guess

Posted: **Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:42 pm**

who's the fag that turned the word filter back on?

Posted: **Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:49 pm**

I forget, is it pinky out=gax or pinky in=gax.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:08 am**

for this picture? both.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:02 pm**

......and then came you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:50 pm**

ha ha ha, rack

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