T1B

poptart does the running around here, Sparky Synapse. You're on the schedule - 9:19pm CST.

morten: "Excuse me? Excuse me, mvscal? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and you brought me a pina colada, and I said no jizz, NO jizz for the margarita, but it had jizz on it, big blobs of jizz, floating in the glass...

mvscal waiter: "Lo siento mucho, puta."
[Under his breath]
mvscal waiter: "Pinche gringo."

morten: "And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole board down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was jizz on the glass, BIG blobs of jizz!"

Morte wrote:

So ya thought ya might like to post like yer slow,
To feel the warm thrill of sperm lotion,
Like Mgo-Blow.
I got some bad news for you subslimes.
Pinky isn't well, he fucks potatos to hell,
And they sent you along as a rumpledouche and.
We're gonna find out where you feebs really stand.

Are there any queers like AP on the board tonite?
Get 'em up off to Feeb Hall ('To Feeb Hall)!
Now there's Terry in the spotlight,
He don't look right to me,
Get him off to Feeb Hall ('To Feeb Hall)!
And TWIS looks Jewish, and Bobby42 is a coon.
Who let all of this riffraff into the room?
There's Sudden Sam smoking a joint,
And Shrubber with spots!
If I had my way
I'd smack the whole lot!

sorry bud, but this pretty much sucks monkey testes...

but I'll give you a big thumbs up for at least trying instead of just mailing it in

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


oK. I've been runn3d... for now. But I'll be back. And I'll have a plan. For REVENGE. Sweet, cold REVENGE.




oot.

Morte wrote:The ratio of posters to cake is too big.



oot.

FTFY

But I'll be back. And I'll have a plan. For REVENGE. Sweet, cold REVENGE.

Can't wait.

Sin,

Mace disappears.

We have Obama and McCain to choose from.


It's hot, it's humid, and I'm tired.

The end result of three weeks worth of 12-20 hours days and weekends is ---- laid off due to budget cuts.


And then I come here to find this ?


I don't know team. I'd say join me in the private forum for some tears but I don't have any.


Is there anything, anything at all I can look forward to or be grateful for ?

They didn't call it the Grateful Dead for nuttin'.

Tom In VA wrote:Mace disappears.

We have Obama and McCain to choose from.


It's hot, it's humid, and I'm tired.

The end result of three weeks worth of 12-20 hours days and weekends is ---- laid off due to budget cuts.


And then I come here to find this ?


I don't know team. I'd say join me in the private forum for some tears but I don't have any.


Is there anything, anything at all I can look forward to or be grateful for ?

Sorry that you feel that way
The only thing there is to say
Every silver lining's got a
Touch of grey


I will get by / I will get by
I will get by / I will survive

I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride.

Man, thanks for the Dead tunes people. That was cool.


Sam, I wasn't being serious. I was being cheeky about having a rough day and finding out I'm on "the list". Then I tossed up a softball for a

"At least you're not AP" resets.


I am working extremely long hours, but so far no layoffs - just rumours of layoffs. Anyhow thanks for the thought.




Cosmic Mortay how do you do? Trollin' in style and causing hullabuloohoo.
Dum de dum de doodley do. Go on home your mama's calling you.

adelpiero

sweet, do we get a membership to our local elks lodge in this club?

al,

Yes, but only if you upgrade to a gold membership.

Being the club treasurer/registrar, I can hook you up with one....today only.... for 99.95. Tomorrow it goes to 149.95.

I take paypal.

Tom, there's nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.

Dinsdale wrote:Tom, there's nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.

We could share the women, we could share the wine...

We could share what we're got of yours... cuz we done shared all of mine.


Firing off an MP3 due to current inspiration.

Keep on trollin' just awhile to go
Keep on trollin' my friend Mortay, youre movin' much to slow


I just racked a Dinsdale, twice up in this thread
Jay In Phoenix, Mikey too for something they just said
TWIS comes in and gets one too, it must be plain to see
We like good music and good folks, here at T1 Bee hee heee hee he.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Tom, there's nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.

We could share the women, we could share the wine...

Easy, TWIS LAGOS.

Fuck me for dropping the words "Grateful Dead". What's next - you guys gonna try to sell some ties?

Tom In VA wrote:Keep on trollin' just awhile to go
Keep on trollin' my friend Mortay, youre movin' much to slow


I just racked a Dinsdale, twice up in this thread
Jay In Phoenix, Mikey too for something they just said
TWIS comes in and gets one too, it must be plain to see
We like good music and good folks, here at T1 Bee hee heee hee he.

We used crack on Rumple
Now we laugh at Wags
One's a dork, the other wed
A big portly hag
Now the troll-nic Morte is taken
Posted a Feeb Roll Call
There ain't no winners in this game
A bunch of loser, all

Losers allllll....

Morte, you're a fucking dousche of the sopping bloodiest order....exactly 0 people give a fuck about your "list". Please excuse yourself to your nearest highway overpass and promptly jump right off that sumbitch into rush hour traffic.

The human race thanks you in advance.

Tom In VA wrote:I tossed up a softball for a

"At least you're not AP" resets.

Perhaps it's a bit premature, but in the proud tradition of the legendary KYOA and IKYABWAI, I think we can now just shorten this, depending on whether it's directed inward or outward, to either ALYNAP or ALINAP. It's a proven timesaver.

I'm tired, and it's all a bunch of baloney.

Evidently it doesn't take much to make a name for yourself in this shithole.

Whining like a 4 year old who lost his grip on his party balloon at the park when you got booted from a meaningless smack contest because the judges cheated you was an excellent way for you to accomplish that.

Mister Bushice wrote:Whining like a 4 year old who lost his grip on his party balloon at the park when you got booted from a meaningless smack contest because the judges cheated you was an excellent way for you to accomplish that.

Check the facts, you pustuious custard cunt. I got shafted and called the judges out. None of which responded. Instead 10 pages of you fucking whining gashes ensued.

Kid Nothing wrote:I got shafted



you fucking whining gashes

hahaha

More like 10 pages of you being kicked in the gash.

smackaholic wrote:More like 10 pages of you being kicked in the gash.

Awwwwright!!! Here comes 10 more pages of you fist fucking idiots wielding your deadly "you're a fag/KYOA/douchebag/bleeding vag" smack, punctuated by nonstop glad handing and racking yourselves. Oh yeah, and then proclaiming my head has been severed, Karate Kid quotes, and maybe a embarrassingly stupid song parody or two. Let's face it, morons, the only real victim of a brutal beatdown here is your fucking keyboards and your spell check.

Buckle your chin straps, retards, and let the coma inducing deluge begin.

Kid Nashville wrote:The plungers have slipped out of my gaping poop chasm. I miss them, bring more FAST.

Gotcha. You're a persistent tard, Kid, and for that you should be thanked. If you're still game for getting cunt-punted around the board this week, then that can be arranged. Props for finding the board this time without a google search (keyword Mace).

PSUFAN wrote: If you're still game for getting cunt-punted around the board this week, then that can be arranged.

Behold the raw, unbridled power of the "submit" button.

You really have a laughably delusional perception of what a group of badasses you are.

Keep it coming, maybe you can get me to spill my coffee.

Keep it coming, maybe you can get me to spill my coffee.

What the fuck is that - more Castro District talk? First you're telling us about "beards", what the fuck is it now? This is the wrong place to troll around trying to get your shit cistern tapped, idiot.

KN is simultaneously (still) whining about the Smackoff while calling the board a bunch of whiners. Cliche or not, I haven't seen a better example of KYOA. If you're so tired of that brand, KN, what would YOU prefer to call what it? Here you go: http://www.thesaurus.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;, in case you can't find your hardback Roget's.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:KN is simultaneously (still) whining about the Smackoff while calling the board a bunch of whiners. Cliche or not, I haven't seen a better example of KYOA. If you're so tired of that brand, KN, what would YOU prefer to call what it? Here you go: http://www.thesaurus.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;, in case you can't find your hardback Roget's.

You suck without Photoshop.

Kid Nashville wrote: You suck without Photoshop.

Can't imagine what the judges were thinking when they booted you.

Mister Bushice wrote:

Kid Nashville wrote: You suck without Photoshop.

Can't imagine what the judges were thinking when they booted you.

Evidently I didn't call Headhunter a bleeding vagina/faggot enough. A hallmark of T1B humor.

That wasn't it. You just didn't whine enough.

Kid Nashville wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:

Kid Nashville wrote: You suck without Photoshop.

Can't imagine what the judges were thinking when they booted you.

Evidently I didn't call Headhunter a bleeding vagina/faggot enough.

So the guy who requested that another poster send him pictures of his crank is offended at being called a faggot?

The whole "SMAKOV IS RIGGED because some people can PHOTOSHOP" angle will simply never get old - for The Kid, anyway. Next time around, he'll unveil the "SMACKOFF IS RIGGED because some folks can SMACK" claim.

I think Gashville would appreciate it if you could change his title from “Elwood” to “Bleeding vagina”.