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indiana has the best uniforms in the big 12.

michigan has the best uniforms in the big east.

n'western has the best uniforms in arena football.

michigan state has the best uniforms in east lansing.

ohio state can gfy.

purdue doesn't really exist.

penn state has the best uniforms in 1835.

iowa is gay.

It's July, and people are talking about Oregon's uniforms.

Fair enough.


In August, people will be talking about Oregon's uniforms.

In September, people will be talking about Oregon's uniforms.

October, November, December?

They'll be talking about Oregon's uniforms.

Come January... they'll be talking about Oregon's cheerleaders... and their uniforms.



Funny. Probably not nearly as funny to you as from where I sit, but funny nonetheless.

Dinsdale wrote:It's July, and people are talking about Oregon's uniforms.

Fair enough.


In August, people will be talking about Oregon's uniforms.

In September, people will be talking about Oregon's uniforms.

October, November, December?

They'll be talking about Oregon's uniforms.

Come January... they'll be talking about Oregon's cheerleaders... and their uniforms.



Funny. Probably not nearly as funny to you as from where I sit, but funny nonetheless.

Too bad that at no point will anyone be talking about the football team.

If you're a little slow on the uptake... like for instance you, Goobs...

You might wanna keep that to yourself.


Do I really have to explain?

I guess so...


See Goobs -- Duckfan finds it odd that a good chunk of CFB fans seem to want to spend more time talking about U of O's unis than about their own team...


Light coming on, Goobs, or was the temptation to post a POS one line drive-by just too strong for you?

I’m guessing that by September, October, November, December people will be talking about their teams. Oregon’s only point of interest will still probably be their unis and their cheerleaders.

ACC: Best: Boston College Worst: Miami
Big East: Best: Pitt Worst: Syracuse
Big 12: Best: AtM Worst: Kansas
Big 10: Best: Michigan Worst: Michigan State
Pac 10: Best: Washington Worst: Oregon
SEC: Best: Vandy Worst: Tenneseee (This is the worst uniformed conference)

Goober McTuber wrote:I’m guessing that by September, October, November, December people will be talking about their teams.

Then you'd be "guessing" wrong.


Search feature out front should have told you... dumbass.


To Duckfans, the unis are a little-mentioned novelty. Once the kickoff goes in the air, no Duckfan could give a fuck what the uniforms look like, but are quite concerned with what the scoreboard looks like.


Yet look at the boards/blogs Sunday morning, and whatdayaknow... what Ducksfans have already forgotten about... since there was like a game going on and stuff... the rest of the country seems to want to talk about Oregon's unis.


That's odd... we don't.

UO fans are the bluest of the blueblood when it comes to no nonsense, all pigskin piss and vinegar fans. no frontin' with that crowd. Every Ducksfans mainlines "love of sport" for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

they are like a combination of the zeal of Texas Aggies tempered with the stolid stoicism and sober meditations of Marcus Aurelius paired majestically with the graciousness of someone really friggin gracious.

I try to not get bored to the point where I create the most homosexual thread in message board history.

Sig machine say what?

BWA!


Outfreakingstanding, King.


You were on-the-bubble, until --

paired majestically with the graciousness of someone really friggin gracious

Papa Willie wrote:Okay. My submissions:

ACC:
Best - Virginia
Worst - Wake Forest

Big 10:
Best - Wisconsin
Worst - Michigan State

Big 12:
Best - Kansas
Worst - Colorado

Big East:
Best - West Virginia
Worst - Syracuse

Pac 10:
Best - UCLA
Worst - USC

SEC:
Best - Auburn
Worst - Vandy

Simply amazing.

"Kansas City"... is starting to get jealous of the south.

It's only been pointed out at least 4 different times.... and this gem still makes it down the pipeline.

I'll try this one last time.... then I'll give up.

Read the first post of this thread and tell me where you might have gone wrong.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =5&t=28484


Actually, just read the first line in the first post.


Good luck, SEC fan.

Papa Willie wrote:Do you honestly read every word of every thread?

Yes.

Even the big words like "excluding".

King Crimson wrote:excluding your own team.

I've even gone to the trouble of trying to understand what SEC fans are trying to say...

help for understanding the illiterate

Not to be a jackass here but doesn't this m2 character know the smart kids out there all go to Stanford not Cal? This is common knowledge. If you go to school in the area you can't run intelligence smack unless you go/went to Stanford.

Cal = Big-10 school West.

Would you please shut the fuck up about GPA's and whose smarter than who. I graduated college 5 fucking years ago and I'm guessing most people on here are so far removed from their college days that it's all just a distant memory anyways. Who gives a fuck about those things, dickface? The only things that matter is your rig, your dwelling, your bankroll, your job, your significant other and your kids. I personally don't give a flying fuck if you had some sort of more impressive GPA or the school you received your degree from ranks higher on some meaningless and overrated list. I gots me a nice rig, I gots me a nice pad, I could afford to buy you, my job ain't too shabby, and I got the woman of my dreams. That's 5 more things than your "superior" college edumacation has or ever will get you. So, as far as I'm scoring it......that's me 5 and you 2. Scoreboard.

Please, I beg of you. Go away. I think this is the first time I've ever responded to one of your posts, but I've noticed all you do is run GPA and superior school smack.

Illiterate smack??? Really?? Yeah, he can't read......that's why he responded to your post you fucking cunt. Bro, go get a hooker or something. I dunno. Maybe a fat chick. Heck, maybe even a dude. Afterall, you did go to Cal.......

Whatever you do just make sure it involves a rope, your kneck and a floor falling out.

RACK TheJON.

PSUFAN wrote:RACK TheJON.

i'm all about this new "sex advice" Jon. stroke it, think about Kirk Heinrich and Drew Tate or get some....yo.

No no.......I've heard it's better to stroke it to Jason White laying concrete at his old man's company. Sooner fans I know tell me he usually does it shirtless too which is an added bonus for you guys. I've also been told he is recognized as the best worker in the company but everyone that's watched him do his job know he really doesn't do anything he's just got a talented and hard working group around him that make him look good.

C-USA:
Best: Houston (I'm bias...so the fuck what)
Worst: Tulsa

Big 12:
Best: Home - Nebraska / Away - Texas' all whites
Worst: K State

Big 10:
Best: Toss up between Michigan and PSU
Worst: Minnesota

Pac 10:
Best: UCLA (love that powder blue and the gold helmet)
Worst: Oregon

Big East:
Best: West Virginia
Worst: 'Cuse

ACC:
Best: Clemson
Worst: Va Tech

SEC:
Best: Auburn
Worst: Vandy

:ack

rack taken back

TheJON wrote:Not to be a jackass here but doesn't this m2 character know the smart kids out there all go to Stanford not Cal? This is common knowledge. If you go to school in the area you can't run intelligence smack unless you go/went to Stanford.

Cal = Big-10 school West.

Would you please shut the fuck up about GPA's and whose smarter than who. I graduated college 5 fucking years ago and I'm guessing most people on here are so far removed from their college days that it's all just a distant memory anyways. Who gives a fuck about those things, dickface? The only things that matter is your rig, your dwelling, your bankroll, your job, your significant other and your kids. I personally don't give a flying fuck if you had some sort of more impressive GPA or the school you received your degree from ranks higher on some meaningless and overrated list. I gots me a nice rig, I gots me a nice pad, I could afford to buy you, my job ain't too shabby, and I got the woman of my dreams. That's 5 more things than your "superior" college edumacation has or ever will get you. So, as far as I'm scoring it......that's me 5 and you 2. Scoreboard.

Please, I beg of you. Go away. I think this is the first time I've ever responded to one of your posts, but I've noticed all you do is run GPA and superior school smack.

Illiterate smack??? Really?? Yeah, he can't read......that's why he responded to your post you fucking cunt. Bro, go get a hooker or something. I dunno. Maybe a fat chick. Heck, maybe even a dude. Afterall, you did go to Cal.......

Whatever you do just make sure it involves a rope, your kneck and a floor falling out.

Looks like the Kansas City family has a new member...

TheJON wrote:there's going to be nothing for us Chiefs fans to stand up and cheer about anyways.

Actually, he gave it away with this gem of mid-western/Kansas City wisdom....

TheJON wrote:Not to be a jackass here but doesn't this m2 character know the smart kids out there all go to Stanford not Cal? This is common knowledge. If you go to school in the area you can't run intelligence smack unless you go/went to Stanford.

Cal = Big-10 school West.

Let me help you out a bit with some unbiased World Academic Rankings that were not bought and sold by the "private" schools and posted as fact on "US News and World Reports".

http://www.arwu.org/rank/2007/ARWU2007_Top100.htm

Just a little reminder on your Kansas City Membership....

.... you can't buy your way out of this farm system, it's kinda like the Mafia.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

You came back with another list. You are beyond predictable.

I'm not sure I understand your Kansas City/mid-western smack but I'm sure it's not in the slightest bit comical. For the life of me I can't even begin to guess why anyone in California would have anything against the city of KC or the midwest.

One thing I do know buddy is your punk ass wouldn't be talking like this is you walked up next to me. I can assure you of that. That is, of course, assuming you're not some sort of masochistic mother fucker. Nothing like a good old fashioned message board shit talker. Get a life and grow the hell up.

Careful, JON...m2ool will flail at you with windchimes. They probably can't hurt you, but their used vaseline coating is best avoided.

TheJON wrote:Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

You came back with another list.

Was there another ?

This should be good.... being that you're delusional and all.

TheJON wrote:I'm not sure I understand your Kansas City/mid-western smack

Well, you may want to go ask "The Wizard" if you can trade up with the Scarecrow.

If he grants you your wish, it'll make much more sense.

TheJON wrote:but I'm sure it's not in the slightest bit comical.

Trust me, it is.

TheJON wrote:For the life of me I can't even begin to guess why anyone in California would have anything against the city of KC or the midwest.

Class ?

TheJON wrote:One thing I do know buddy is your punk ass wouldn't be talking like this is you walked up next to me. I can assure you of that. That is, of course, assuming you're not some sort of masochistic mother fucker. Nothing like a good old fashioned message board shit talker. Get a life and grow the hell up.

I laughed

The "Magic" never ends with you Kansas City folk.

The entertainment you guys provide is one of the main reasons I come to this board.

Us Kansas City folk?? You fucktard, I've lived in KC for all of 3 months.

Anyways, I think I've decoded what you're saying.....

You got made fun and beat up by a guy from Kansas City once for running your mouth and so now you take your superior tough guy act to the message boards because we can't physically put you in your place on here. Verbally, your ass gets put 6 feet under on a regular basis on this here website.

ain't no way Vandy has the worst unis in the SEC. smacks of jealousy and lack of aesthetic distinction from you slopeheads, to me.

Kentucky's threads are mediocre, UGA steals their logo from the Packers, Arkansas changes unis every year and now copies OU only slightly less shamefully than Indiana.

And for the record, I don't need to defend the city of Kansas City or the KC posters on here....

It's a damn good town with some fucking tasty BBQ, some great nightlife, a lot of great real estate, good folks, and great entertainment. Living in KC sure beats the piss outta sucking dick on Berkley street corners just so you can afford a bus ticket to go see the next Gay Pride parade, douche.

I don't care for Vandy's uni's but South Cakalaki's are some of the worst in the country. I'd have to vote for them for worst in the SEC by far. Best = tie between Tennessee home uni's and Florida's home uni's. Alabama's road uni's are pretty brutal as well. That helmet needs to go. I know, I know.....it's tradition. Whatever, it looks stupid.

TheJON wrote:You got made fun and beat up

TheJON wrote: Living in KC sure beats the piss outta sucking dick on Berkley street corners

I'm pretty sure Darwin has no idea where the midwest is...

And I'm pretty sure you have no idea what a vagina is.

Never been a big fan of all-whites. But to be fair to Alabama and the other school's that use the all-whites, most college road uni's are pretty crappy. I would like Bama's home uni's if it just wasn't for that helmet. I know it's tradition and all but that's gotta go. Every time I see them play I think of Forrest Gump.

Best road uni's in my opinion are Florida, Florida State, U-Dub, and Notre Dame (and I'm probably forgetting a couple). I think true gold is the best uniform color so I'm biased towards those ones.

One uniform I can't believe isn't getting run for worst uni is Syracuse. They are BY FAR the worst uniforms in the country. Maybe people haven't gotten a chance to see their new uni's because they're so bad and not on TV a lot. But I'll never forget when we played the Cuse last year and I got to my seat and took a look over at their team warming up I thought "what in the fuck are they wearing!?" And I'm not one to ever really comment on uni's, but they were the worst ones I had ever seen.....college or pro. You've really gotta be a struggling program to put those jersey's on!

TheJON wrote:One uniform I can't believe isn't getting run for worst uni is Syracuse.

I think it's been universally voted the worst so far in this thread. You're lucky you haven't had to watch them play a home game when they bust out the orange on orange.

TheJON wrote:I don't care for Vandy's uni's but South Cakalaki's are some of the worst in the country. I'd have to vote for them for worst in the SEC by far. Best = tie between Tennessee home uni's and Florida's home uni's. Alabama's road uni's are pretty brutal as well. That helmet needs to go. I know, I know.....it's tradition. Whatever, it looks stupid.

The SEC is tough. I actually don't like any of the Uni's except for Bama's helmets and Auburn's color combo. I can do without any of the other schools. LSU is okay.

TheJON wrote:Never been a big fan of all-whites.

I think Texas' all-whites is one of the best unis in the game because of the white helmet. Looks fucking nice.

I prefer PSU's road all-white uni. We PSU guys like to get our nappies dirty.

I have no obsession with Jason White laying concrete actually. It was just a jab at a certain Sooner fan that made a comment about me jerking off to Kirk Hinrich and Drew Tate. The concrete comment goes back to when Skull tried telling me Jason White was going to make it in the NFL as a backup QB at worst and I laughed hysterically at that and said he'd end up laying concrete with his old man. I'm sure Jason has a very successful business career ahead of him and he seems to be a class guy, but he just wasn't a Heisman caliber QB because he wasn't that good. He was surrounded by a group of guys 10 times more talented than him and anyone that watched OU that year objectively knows you could have thrown a crippled kid in their at QB and they were gonna score some points.

Don't get too close...he just wants to bounce his Bud vomit plume off of and Auburn fan he can lure near him...