T1B

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:13 pm**

What a clever little guy you are Goober.

Looks like the final tally is 18 years, possible parole in 9. The sentence is 18.

Fuck, rice a roni for a year (By Price is Right rules).

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:30 pm**

Tom In VA wrote:What a clever little guy you are Goober.

Why thank you, Tom. Compliments from you always mean a lot to me, what with your consistent record of sincerity, and always eschewing snide, sarcastic comments. I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though. Please make a note of that.

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:39 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:What a clever little guy you are Goober.

Why thank you, Tom. Compliments from you always mean a lot to me, what with your consistent record of sincerity, and always eschewing snide, sarcastic comments. I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though. Please make a note of that.

It's Christmas man, I'm in a giving mood. FWIW, you are a clever - 180 lb guy - . Nothing insincere about that. Your barbed comments and witty angles and perceptions always illicit a chuckle. Even when it's at my expense.

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:58 pm**

Tom In VA wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:What a clever little guy you are Goober.

Why thank you, Tom. Compliments from you always mean a lot to me, what with your consistent record of sincerity, and always eschewing snide, sarcastic comments. I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though. Please make a note of that.
It's Christmas man, I'm in a giving mood. FWIW, you are a clever - 180 lb guy - . Nothing insincere about that. Your
barbed comments and witty angles and perceptions always illicit a chuckle. Even when it's at my expense.

Just so you know, it would be a lot more fun if you melted down, started sputtering and cursing and fuming, with spittle raining down on your monitor. You could take some pointers from Screw_Michigan.

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:22 pm**

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Now he will quit trying to search for me, i can now live my life free.

Sin,

The real Killer(found on many of OJ's favorite Golf Courses)

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:33 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though.

I have a leg that is almost 180 lbs

sin

:paul:

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:37 pm**

Damn, mvscal gets the Rice a Roni for a year. Looks like the Juice is elgible for parole in 9 years but was actually sentenced to 33.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1

LAS VEGAS (AP) - A broken O.J. Simpson was sentenced Friday to as much as 33 years in prison for a hotel armed robbery after a judge rejected his apology and said, "It was much more than stupidity." The 61-year-old football Hall of Famer stood shackled and stone-faced when Judge Jackie Glass quickly rattled off his punishment soon after he made a rambling, five-minute plea for leniency, choking back tears as he told her: "I didn't want to steal anything from anyone. ... I'm sorry, sorry."

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:10 pm**

I wonder, once he's in the "general population", whether he'll become a pitcher or a catcher.

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:13 pm**

He'll probably hook up with the Muslims.

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:18 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:Just so you know, it would be a lot more fun if you melted down, started sputtering and cursing and fuming, with spittle raining down on your monitor. You could take some pointers from Screw_Michigan.

Kicking your teeth down your throat before wishing you die a slow, painful death in a vat of sulfuric acid is melting?

Thanks for the news, pindick.

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:21 am**

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Just so you know, it would be a lot more fun if you melted down, started sputtering and cursing and fuming, with spittle raining down on your monitor. You could take some pointers from Screw_Michigan.
Kicking your teeth down your throat before wishing you die a slow, painful death in a vat of sulfuric acid is melting?

Wish in one hand and shit in the other, Scewball, and see which one fills up first. Keep dreaming, dickbreath.

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:19 pm**

Would OJ spend any time in Gen Pop? I profess my ignorance of the workings of prisons.

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:39 pm**

I guess OJ was thinking, fukkk, I lopped 2 domes off and walked despite overwhelming evidence, why plea to this?

I guess somebody forgot to tell him that johnny cochran isn't taking any new cases these days.

War Karma!

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:42 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:Would OJ spend any time in Gen Pop? I profess my ignorance of the workings of prisons.

Let's see if we can help you with that.

Carry lots of smokes, don't drop the soap.

That's pretty much all you need

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:22 pm**

9 years to search the same 6 by 10 foot space for the real killers?

If he doesn't find them in that time frame, they just aren't in there.

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:12 pm**

He found the soap he wanted with his commissary and was glad for it.
That was until Tiny yelled down from the tiers about his brand new leash.

Posted: **Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:13 pm**

Pardon, but who put together a jury without any blacks? His lawyers must have been delighted.

Posted: **Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:23 pm**

"You mean..no Shock Parole?"

Posted: **Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:12 pm**

"Boys, when that steel door slams shut, that's the end of the happy days. No more fishin', no more ball playin', no more peanut butter sandwiches."

T1B

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