For the first time in my 47 yeas

[Tom In VA]

Oh God, Science, Calculus and Geophysics ... please. Nobody will judge you as an attention whore. Not at all.

A classy lady who cares about her fellow message board members, YES. An attention whore, NO.

I will snipe, condescend and whine to anyone who says otherwise.

[PSUFAN]

Careful - last time, buzzer was banned for hosing Luther down with female ejaculate. I think he's still wet behind the ears...

[PSUFAN]

Well, shit - how would you react to an arab-scented squirt right in the fucking kisser? That's rude, no?

[Tom In VA]

I always come prepared for such things ..

[lovebuzz]

before we further discuss the pictorial, enlighten me please. when was i banned, ever ?

are you counting the time when i attacked the pc with a hammer and then had to post from the library and was naive (ok, dumb) enough to post about it ?
my self imposed exile ?

and WTF does Luther have to do with any of it ? that guy was seriously creepy and other than posts, i never had any contact with him at all.
if any old geezer, or anybody at all gets their shit all twisted up, over posts, especially mine, well... they should log off and seek help while mumbling BODE BUZZER
before crawling into a fetal position and dialing their fucking therapist. no shit.

mvs - you may be a damn grouch, you may be republican to a fault, and you may be one of the most mean spirited motherfucker's
that i've ever incurred on any of the interwebs, but i ain't mad at cha.
i'm still convinced that in the history of the smack/rome boards, nary a female other than myself has dared to even address your angry sex appeal.

tom - i think you may be mistaken. i play nice with the good ones. i also am old enough and experienced enough to know that the interwebs and caring don't mix well.
annnd, why are you snorkeling ?

[Tom In VA]

Buzzer, I understand the need to be guarded, I was being playful. As for caring ....

Pink Floyd says it best ..

If you didn't care what happened to me, And I
didn't care for you We would zig zag our way
through the boredom and pain Occasionally glancing
up through the rain Wondering which of the buggers
to blame And watching for pigs on the wing.

As for the snorkel, some mention of Lesbian activity was implied, were my services required to assist - well - I was being a pig, a pig with a snorkel, a pig on the wing - with a snorkel.

[Rasputin]

If I weren't Buzzer's uncle, I'd so sex her up. :D

Dude, you're from Georgia. Like anyone believes that would stop you.

[RadioFan]

Toddowen, trying to be serious is beyond funny.

What's next, Todd, that you might actually kill yourself?

[Diego in Seattle]

Toddowen, trying to be serious is beyond funny.

What's next, Todd, that you might actually kill yourself?

We can always hope.

[Goober McTuber]

Louise Brooks. good taste, guys. i debated placing my own mug there instead, complete with the Louise 'do and a set of pearls resting on the tip of my tongue -

I'd be happy to help out with the pearls. Good taste. Hopefully, taste good.

[Jerkovich]

So...Jerknic, did you vote, or not?

Of course, you cunt.

I'm thinking that I supported the ban against gay marriage, unlike you.