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Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?

thread title is presumptuous.

So you speak for the board now?


Some posters do not believe she is as dumb as you would have it.



velocet

I just watched the video.** "We were told..." Unbelievable. Get over it losers, you lost.

**Thanks. I normally turn Sheperd Smith.

I didn't think Sarah Palin was dumb. Maybe she's just not good at expressing herself. Maybe those are early-stage cataracts, not a glazed-over look about the eyes.

Quayle, Dubya, Palin...

Now there's an all-time low scorin' group of Jeopardy contestants.

Uncle Fester wrote:That'd be one of Palin's kids.

That kid won't have the chance to ever match your cognitive ability. That is sad, for one of the best measures of the fully enjoyed existence is living up to the self-aggrandizing classification we've bestowed upon ourselves: homo sapiens.


Yeah, you're smart. Other posters will attest to this as well.

But high intelligence is no guarantor of another coveted aspect of the expression of being: character.

Chances are Palin's kid will far surpass your measly, pitiful example of character. The few Down's sufferers I've met have one thing steadfastly in common: they're plain cool.


You, on the other hand, are one of the most fucked up assholes that's ever posted. Your natural mental ability cannot overcome the disposition inherent in you that's so foul through and through. Indeed, all your intelligence does is mask that very core deficiency and give a veneer of rationality, contrived of course, to the twisted thoughts you entertain.

Your personal motto should be "Nihil ex nihilo".




velocet

velocet wrote:You, on the other hand, are one of the most fucked up assholes that's ever posted. Your natural mental ability cannot overcome the disposition inherent in you that's so foul through and through. Indeed, all your intelligence does is mask that very core deficiency and give a veneer of rationality, contrived of course, to the twisted thoughts you entertain.

As long as he keeps posting those twisted thoughts, he's aces with me.

velocet wrote:

Uncle Fester wrote:That'd be one of Palin's kids.

That kid won't have the chance to ever match your cognitive ability. That is sad, for one of the best measures of the fully enjoyed existence is living up to the self-aggrandizing classification we've bestowed upon ourselves: homo sapiens.


Yeah, you're smart. Other posters will attest to this as well.

But high intelligence is no guarantor of another coveted aspect of the expression of being: character.

Chances are Palin's kid will far surpass your measly, pitiful example of character. The few Down's sufferers I've met have one thing steadfastly in common: they're plain cool.


You, on the other hand, are one of the most fucked up assholes that's ever posted. Your natural mental ability cannot overcome the disposition inherent in you that's so foul through and through. Indeed, all your intelligence does is mask that very core deficiency and give a veneer of rationality, contrived of course, to the twisted thoughts you entertain.

Your personal motto should be "Nihil ex nihilo".




velocet

And that makes him different from the average Dem on this board how?

The fact that even after their guy winning they're still obsessivly making idiotic personal attacks on SP, instead of just feeling good about the win, speaks volumes.

Anyone who's the exception to the rule, disregard. The groupmind can just fuck off.

velocet wrote:
Some posters do not believe she is as dumb as you would have it.



velocet

Why? did she use a word like 'juxtaposition' in a sentence without understanding it's meaning in a speech nobody heard?

velocet wrote:
Yeah, you're smart.

Link?

festers area of expertise begins and ends with Hamms beer, or Falstaff, I forget which.

Other posters will attest to this as well.

Not so much... well maybe Mikey has a reach around to offer, but for the most part... Fester is the liberal flavor General Peters.

Just barely tolerated.

Damn - now you're attacking Fester?

Jeebus dudes, why not just kill the last funny poster left.........

Dr_Phibes wrote: Why? did she use a word like 'juxtaposition'

Some outtakes and raw film from "Nailin Pailin" got out and I think that was the chick playing Palin with her mouth full, arguing with the director. I think she was saying "Just a Position".

I was thinking more of velocet's penchant for the disambiguation of the zimzamzecuckoo.



Phibes

War Wagon wrote:Not so much... well maybe Mikey has a reach around to offer, but for the most part... Fester is the liberal flavor General Peters.

Just barely tolerated.

You can barely hang from the asshairs of any poster on this board and here you are comparing FESTER to a racist pedophile like GAP? What a fucking dipshit you are.

KC Scott wrote:Damn - now you're attacking Fester?

Jeebus dudes, why not just kill the last funny poster left.........

I think he voted for Obama... and I'm damn sure velo is nails.

More than damn sure.

Fester is Cuda, except Coods has a better sense of humor.

Hell, Martyred has a better sense of humor.

Screw_Michigan wrote: You can barely hang from the asshairs of any poster on this board...

Screwed...

If I took a notion, I'd run your retarded "MGMT rocks" dipshit ass from T1B once and for all.

You've been getting your ass kicked up and down the board by Ana for the last week and you're talking about "RUNNING" posters? Fucking rich.

War Wagon wrote: Screwed...

If I took a notion, I'd run your retarded "MGMT rocks" dipshit ass from T1B once and for all.

You do realize that you sound like the guy talking about how tough he is instead of just showing it right? 99.99% of the time that's because he wants to save face, and knows he can't do anything like what he's saying.

Fester is Cuda, except Coods has a better sense of humor.

Congrats. That's the most unadulterated...the purest hyperbole ever posted here. You win an as yet to be determined prize.

PSUFAN wrote:

Fester is Cuda, except Coods has a better sense of humor.

Congrats. That's the most unadulterated...the purest hyperbole ever posted here. You win an as yet to be determined prize.

It wasn't hyberole.

Coods gets a bad rap, and you felching cocksuckers grasp at straws annointing a putz like Fester as something other than a felching cocksucker.

Par for the course.

As for my prize, how about you off yourself as admin. Take it back in time.

With all due respect, this board has little cred w/out orc.

Dr_Phibes wrote:

velocet wrote:
Some posters do not believe she is as dumb as you would have it.

velocet

Why? did she use a word like 'juxtaposition' in a sentence without understanding it's meaning in a speech nobody heard?

No, it's more like she didn't know Africa is a continent. Nor was she aware that the 3 signatories to NAFTA are The United States, Canada, and Mexico. I'm also told that she thinks Guns 'N Roses wrote "Knockin' On Heaven's Door".

Bri... it's over...

Please don't think this gal is a threat to you anymore.

Leave the poor girl alone.

War Wagon wrote:Bri... it's over...

Please don't think this gal is a threat to you anymore.

Leave the poor girl alone.

Hey, I'm not the one running to Fox News with these stories. This is stuff dished up by her own staffers.

It wasn't hyberole.

How did you do that? I even spelled it for you correctly above, you god-blamed ninny.

You're yammering about who's smart and who isn't?

The stage broadens...

BSmack wrote:

War Wagon wrote:Bri... it's over...

Please don't think this gal is a threat to you anymore.

Leave the poor girl alone.

This is stuff dished up by her own staffers.

No, this bullshit is being created by the McCain campaign's staffers. The same ones who didn't want her on the ticket and refuse to accept responsibility for their own incompetence.

Anonymously, of course.

That’s kind of a small, evidently bitter type of person who would anonymously charge something foolish like that, that I perhaps didn’t know an answer to a question. So until I know who is talking about it, I won’t have a comment on false allegations.

I give it until June or July that she's in the Senate.

War Wagon wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:

Fester is Cuda, except Coods has a better sense of humor.

Congrats. That's the most unadulterated...the purest hyperbole ever posted here. You win an as yet to be determined prize.

It wasn't hyberole.

Coods gets a bad rap, and you felching cocksuckers grasp at straws annointing a putz like Fester as something other than a felching cocksucker.

Par for the course.

As for my prize, how about you off yourself as admin. Take it back in time.

With all due respect, this board has little cred w/out orc.

Everyone knows you’re an idiot, Whitey. You don’t have to keep hammering home the point. Cooter’s funnier than Fester? Jesus Christ.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/06/ ... index.html

In a nutshell.

Goober McTuber wrote: Everyone knows you’re an idiot, Whitey. You don’t have to keep hammering home the point. Cooter’s funnier than Fester? Jesus Christ.

Cuda is funnier than most folks on this board and velo's hyper-inflated, self-anointed "smack legend status" is as credible as Toddowen's heterosexuality.

Rasputin wrote:I'll see your Campbell and raise you a Michelle.

Wow.

Slaphead Malkin put two sentences together without using the word "freedom".

Impressive.

To late to really find out now.

She's been "tutored".

Martyred wrote:Cuda is funnier than most folks on this board

Yes, in a laughing at him, not with him, kind of way.

Goober McTuber wrote:Everyone knows you’re an idiot, Whitey. You don’t have to keep hammering home the point. Cooter’s funnier than Fester? Jesus Christ.

What else would you expect Goobs? Remember, this is the guy who thinks "Wizard of Id" is comedy gold.

Just you watch yourself, or he'll go all Sarge and Beetle Bailey your ass.

Cuda...funny? Yeah, in a moneyshot trampoline kind of way. That guy's got more protein dripping off of him than a butcher's apron.

Dumbshit, it's the Republicans who are trashing her now.

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Dumbfuck can't follow a link?

George F. Will, Ken Adelman, Frank Fukuyama, David Brooks--these are just a few names on the list of eminent experts who have declared that Sarah Palin is what's wrong with the Republican Party.

And the obsessed leftist losers I was refering to are the ones on this board and bottom feeders at the Puffington Post, Moveon et al. They can't stop smearing her because she IS the future.

PSUFAN wrote:

Fester is Cuda, except Coods has a better sense of humor.

Congrats. That's the most unadulterated...the purest hyperbole ever posted here. You win an as yet to be determined prize.

Hyperbole, hell- it's pure horseshit. Fester is one of the funniest mofos on the inernets

Martyred wrote:Cuda is funnier than most folks on this board

True- not hyperbole in the least.

but Fester IS funnier than I am

The Republican Party won't notice the defection of a few experts in Washington, but the GOP can't exist without all those people who love Sarah Palin in Pennsylvania and Ohio and Florida. Republicans would be wise to pay more attention to the people, and less to the experts.

You mean just like all the thickheaded neanderfucks who did the same for W in 2000? All the ones who loved him because "they could have a beer with him" and "he's one of us" and "he's god-fearing man?" All those dipshits in "REAL America?" Talk about not learning from past mistakes. But, that's been the Right's MO for the last eight years.

Fucking dumbfucks. The dumber, the better. Some things never fucking change for you shit-eating pantload republicans. You won't learn from your mistakes, and you'll get curbed once again.

And I'll love it. Palin in 2012, definitely.

And the left is still obsessed with trashing Palin because she throws up softballs every god damn day. It's just too fucking easy.