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Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:52 pm
by smackaholic
Most of delaware and the entire eastern shore is Frank's chicken farm.

Not too many things that suck worse than getting stuck behind one of frank's trucks on 13 on a hot july day. I remember the first time I got suck behind one of those fuggin' things. Bright sunny day, not a cloud in the sky and I got my wipers going. Take a guess what it was raining.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:06 pm
by Ana Ng
Screw_Michigan wrote:Ana, let me guess, this all went down in PG County? Where specifically? Rack your PET and story. And what the fuck is a coalburner?
DelMARvahhhh.

The shitstain on the ass of the nation, I'm assuming.


"coalburner": "nagger bait", "smoke jumper", "mudshark", etc.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:17 pm
by War Wagon
Ana Ng wrote: Your comment about women drivers leads me to ask what your daughter must be petting while she drives?
Being as how I pay for her car and her insurance, she had better have both hands on the wheel at all times.... and preferably turn off her cell phone. Right, like that's ever going to happen. She's probably texting as she drives.

Btw, what time does your radio gig start tonite and got a link? I might want to check you... er, it out.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:35 am
by Ana Ng
10 PM, EST.

I contracted a bunch of spyware on my system, so I'm trying to clear it up before the show.

If I can clear it up before 9:45, it's ON.

If not, I guess I'll be watching Major League.......or like, The Cutting Edge, or something fun tonight, instead.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:48 am
by velocet
Welcome to Maryland!



velocet

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:11 am
by Ana Ng
Thank you, fine sir.


Apparently.....I can't drive 55.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:26 am
by War Wagon
Ana Ng wrote:10 PM, EST.

I contracted a bunch of spyware on my system, so I'm trying to clear it up before the show.

If I can clear it up before 9:45, it's ON.
No luck, eh?

Damn, and here I was all ready to drown my sorrows over Mizzou once again not making the Final Four by listening to what I hoped would be the sweet musical musings of Ana.

Oh well, there's always next year.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:28 am
by Ana Ng
I'm sure you can find something to be sorry for by next Saturday?

Life?

Love?

Posts?

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:36 am
by War Wagon
Probably not.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:38 am
by MuchoBulls
RACK Ana

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:43 am
by War Wagon
For what?

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:56 am
by Goober McTuber
For owning your sorry ass like she paid for it.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:04 am
by War Wagon
Right...

rack your triumphant return from the Hockey forum and getting pwned by Screwed.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:08 am
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:Right...

rack your triumphant return from the Hockey forum and getting pwned by Screwed.
Link?

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:11 am
by Screw_Michigan
Right here, you feces-eating fat, fucking shit-pushing son of a bitch:
So the fact your shit eating tards went from first place in the WCHA to not making the tournament is acceptable because it's a "rebuilding year?" You're dumber than I thought. Wait, scratch that. You're as fucking stupid as I thought. "Next year." Spoken like a true fuckin' jerkoff.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:13 am
by War Wagon
No link needed. The fact you have all but bailed from every other forum while discussing the finer points of college hockey with Screwball tells me someone kicked sand in your face.

Hey, at least you found someone you're comfortable debating.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:25 am
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:Right here, you feces-eating fat, fucking shit-pushing son of a bitch:
So the fact your shit eating tards went from first place in the WCHA to not making the tournament is acceptable because it's a "rebuilding year?" You're dumber than I thought. Wait, scratch that. You're as fucking stupid as I thought. "Next year." Spoken like a true fuckin' jerkoff.
As I’ve repeatedly explained to you, Screwball, this was a rebuilding year for the Badgers. I told you early in the season that even making the tournament would be a bonus, what with only one senior skating any serious minutes. And in case you didn’t notice, they still only missed the tournament by .0002% in the Pairwise rankings. Let me know when Kalamazoo Tech even registers, you cum-drunk fuckwit.

On an unrelated note, I wanted you to know that I’ve set aside the Two-Hearted Ale for a seasonal brew. Bell's Hopslam.
Hops by the bucketload and brewed with a dash of honey. Awesome fucking beer, 10% alcohol and hopefully not available in your area, jizz-mopper.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:26 am
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:No link needed. The fact you have all but bailed from every other forum while discussing the finer points of college hockey with Screwball tells me someone kicked sand in your face.

Hey, at least you found someone you're comfortable debating.
You've obviously missed me, Whitey. You masochistic little bitch.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:36 am
by War Wagon
What, prostate trouble? Double hernia dragging your fat gut up into the tree stand?

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:40 am
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:What, prostate trouble? Double hernia dragging your fat gut up into the tree stand?
None of the above. I'm healthy as ever. Sometimes priorities and responsibilities get in the way of me daily reminding you what a quintessential Kansas City tard you are.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:54 am
by War Wagon
Don't let it happen again.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:44 am
by Ana Ng
Goober McTuber wrote:Sometimes priorities and responsibilities get in the way of me daily reminding you what a quintessential Kansas City tard you are.
No more redunDANT PHRASES!!#@&$!!

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Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:49 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
That was an epic post by me. God, I'm good.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:25 am
by Van
With all these Ana Ng posts plus those green clad ersatz Trojans you root for I'd say it's about time we hail Mgo...

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:45 am
by RadioFan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That was an epic post by me. God, I'm good.
Dude, you're tearing it up in this thread.

Re: Highway hijinks......

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:50 am
by War Wagon
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That was an epic post by me. God, I'm good.
I admire your ability to never sleep.