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Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:25 pm
by Diogenes
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Diogenes - fucking awful at this
Thanks. I guess it's the lack of the gay gene, I'll leave it to the more qualified. Carry on.
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:41 pm
by Diogenes
Screw_Michigan wrote:Diogenes wrote:I guess it's the lack of the gay gene
Then what is your excuse for the cosmos, daiquiris, and Virginia Slims?
Projecting fags like them?
Search my posts for said terms vs. Camels & Vodka.
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:29 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Diogenes wrote:Vodka.
Yeah, we got it. You use an eyedropper full of Buckoff and 12 ounces of some pinkish manjuice in a swirly stemmed glass. One question though... do you prefer a lemon, lime, or some other fruit to make your big gay drink complete?
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:59 pm
by Diogenes
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Diogenes wrote:Projecting fags...
Downright Pavlovian.
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:24 pm
by Katy
IndyFrisco wrote:The Katy Climax: While pubes deep in a bitch's throat, as you paint her vocal chords with your load of coagulated man-mist*, you scream PSEU-PSEU-PSEUDIO!!!!!!!!
* Credit to Spray
Jeezus, dude. RACK.
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:29 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Diogenes wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Diogenes - fucking awful at this
Thanks. I guess it's the lack of the gay gene...
Honestly, I think gay would be a step up for you.
You don't interact with humans much IRL, do you?
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:42 pm
by Diogenes
Martyred wrote:Diogenes wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Diogenes - fucking awful at this
Thanks. I guess it's the lack of the gay gene...
Honestly, I think gay would be a step up for you.
Coming from a Canadian midget with a taste for repulsive skanks?
Talk about projecting...
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:29 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Canada is your daddy and I tower over you. Figuratively.
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:49 pm
by Diogenes
Martyred wrote:Canada is your daddy and I tower over you. Figuratively.
Listen Biotch. The only reason we don't annex your shitty 'country' and take all your oil is we couldn't get the troops to stop laughing at you long enough.
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:43 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Dio has a Sigma Six Master Black Belt in IKYABWAI. Good Lord. Is it possible to overdose on Shirley Temples? DIE!
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:15 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
The Peeping Sam -- Dressed in just your Sam Elliot wig and crotchless leather chaps, you ride through rural AL on your Hog after midnight stopping along the way to snap pictures of unsuspecting trailer park trash bumping uglies. On the way home, you stop at the Roadhouse and you and Dalton jerk each other off whilst viewing the pics.
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:21 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Chip's Ballsucking Homo -- Calling out random names during butt sex saying, "Steve/Ron/Jim/Neil/Bob/Ahmed/Jermichael/Jessie/etc/etc/infinity... your dimehole is my favorite!!" Afterwards, you celebrate by drinking the blood you drained from that puppy you ran over on the way to your 3rd doctor's appointment that day.
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:56 pm
by Mikey
The uCANdoitdoggiestyle - extremely violent weekly Friday night animal sex with your neighbor's Scottish Terrier, who incessantly barks at you every time you step outside your front door.
Re: R-Jack and Ucant present the new terms.
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:59 pm
by indyfrisco
Mikey wrote:extremely violent weekly Friday night animal sex with your neighbor's Scottish Terrier, who incessantly barks at you every time you step outside your front door
Woof-woof, mother fucker.
Sin,
