T1B

War Wagon wrote:Mod powers or not, there are some fucks here you don't want any part of.

Why do you think he keeps erasing my posts?

He keeps having flashbacks of my beatdowns of him at .net.

Lillian Vernon wrote:

War Wagon wrote:Mod powers or not, there are some fucks here you don't want any part of.

Why do you think he keeps erasing my posts?

He keeps having flashbacks of my beatdowns of him at .net.

You're a .netter... this explains so much.

Not anymore. :D

Those pussies couldn't deal with me either.

Actually, I was banned along with the same group that was banned 2 years ago in another one of Russ's irrational, unwarranted meltdowns, but I'm sure the only reason I have not been allowed back is more due to my sig than anything.

Probably is about time to bump the featured thread anyway and update it with the new development that you were commanded to get a handle on your deranged obsession with me and stop erasing my posts. Thanks for reminding me. :D

Lillian Vernon wrote: Why do you think he keeps erasing my posts?

Because they were infantile screams for attention?

Just a guess.

Look, you got a new lease on life here, probably due to Katy, bless her heart. I bet she picks up stray cats.

Don't fucking blow it obsessing over mv or anybody else.

Have a take, don't suck. Or do suck, but not over some personal vendetta.

If you don't have anything more to contribute than that, see ya'.

Wags, seriously,
you're al-
most
posting like
wolfie.

Papa Willie wrote:Because Russ is a cum-swilling, bird-fucking lump of shit in a stool factory. I can't post there either, nor would I ever have any desire to ever again in my life of happy groin maneuvers. I'd almost rather have my cock and balls eaten by a hefty black woman of Pickkkle's choice as to posting there ever again.

In fact.....

Nah. That's enough.

^^^ THAT ^^^

I had like 10 posts there under a shit baseball troll. My last post was to Russ and I said "Oh shut the fuck up" and got banned.

IndyFrisco wrote:
Never mind her, LV. She is a well known physically abused scorned woman. I do feel bad for it, really. Or not. Wish I could buy her a smile and some makeup for her black eye(s).

IndyFrisco wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Because Russ is a cum-swilling, bird-fucking lump of shit in a stool factory. I can't post there either, nor would I ever have any desire to ever again in my life of happy groin maneuvers. I'd almost rather have my cock and balls eaten by a hefty black woman of Pickkkle's choice as to posting there ever again.

In fact.....

Nah. That's enough.

^^^ THAT ^^^

I had like 10 posts there under a shit baseball troll. My last post was to Russ and I said "Oh shut the fuck up" and got banned.

Russ is a fucking pussy. Other than owning .net, he's irrelevant.

IndyFrisco wrote:Wags, seriously,
you're al-
most
posting like
wolfie.

shaddup, barney... keep that bullet in your shirt pocket.

Double buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.

War Wagon wrote:if you see mv coming, walk around the block to avoid him.

That's funny.

Only pussies like you view this hack as a sacred cow to be feared. In fact, I have to admit, he's always been one of my favorite chewtoys.

mvscal wrote:

Lillian Vernon wrote:...you were commanded to get a handle on your deranged obsession with me and stop erasing my posts. Thanks for reminding me. :D

Well, not quite. This really has nothing to do with you. The purpose of this drill is to give the handwringers a taste of what they have been missing all this time. Your permanent ban is inevitable and, now that you have your own smiley making your further participation unneccesary, I'd say the hammer will fall sooner rather than later.

~tick, tock...tick, tock~

You will live on as a punchline long after you've gone...so I guess you've got that going for you.

I become the center of attention at every board where I appear, I'm used to the complete and unparalleled meltdowns I inspire by now.

The LV smiley is a first though. I'm honored.

At least you can thank me for helping you get over 22,800 tonight. Congratulations!

We'll see who has the last laugh, peckerlord.

bird-fucking

:sob

Lillian Vernon wrote:I predict the duration of his modship to last no more than another day or so before the guys in the white coats come running out to grab him and shuttle him off to get him the help he so sorely needs.

Inkydave came back as an obsessive/compulsive, delusional, med-forsaking redneck chick?

I suggest someone call the NAACP, STAT.

Okay not to be all flippy floppy like John Kerry or anything but I believe that making personal threats against a posters real life or home life was against the rules at T1B and one of the main reasons we ditched one of the olden boards before we migrated to Scobode (R.I.P.) and then here... viewtopic.php?f=36&t=33997#p649834

Just sayin'... Peace, Love, and lots of bunny fellatio.

Everything is going according to plan.

Papa Willie wrote: Shut the fuck up, Gerbil Shit. If we need anything out of you, we'll fuck and knife your pets.

You really suck at this.

I guess you're trying to compete with the new blood and revert back to true form.

And with the "we" again... tch, tch. The moment you become a spokesperson for anybody other than your own morbidly obese, disgusting self hasn't happened yet.

Was there like a time when you ever thought that type of drivel worked?

R-Jack wrote:What's your point?

The point is that you felt the need to run your mouth in this thread too, which, by the way, is one of the funniest threads I've seen here since the last beatdown of AP.

KC Scott wrote: The Smart thing to do may be to kill off LV, and have her come back as a normal poster
By Normal - that would mean flying under the radar, incognito and not poking the dragon - in ANY way.
If she proves she can do that, then who knows.

And in just an hour we have this....... :lv:

I am immortal.

Papa Willie wrote: I speak for all, fucker-of-all-DiegoinSeattle's wooden Fischer-Price items. WE'RE still awaiting your coaching credentials. Post or (remember) doggie in anus!

If I were on a 3 day drunken binge, I might think this was funny... at the end of the 3rd day, while I'm only on the first.

But you still made me crack a grin.

I can't stay mad at you.

At least we can look forward to THIS guy making a comeback.....


LV - could you give me creative control of that "My Smelly Cunt" troll, over at your farkakte site?

My foul vagina is greatly insulted by it.

Ana Ng wrote:At least we can look forward to THIS guy making a comeback.....


LV - could you give me creative control of that "My Smelly Cunt" troll, over at your farkakte site?

My foul vagina is greatly insulted by it.

There's your smelly cunt, but there's "katystankvag" over there. So your foul vag is in good company with my stank vag.

R-Jack wrote:

Lillian Vernon wrote:I become the center of attention at every board where I appear, I'm used to the complete and unparalleled meltdowns I inspire by now.

Why do the stupid ones always go to this card?

Because it is as it does.

I become the center of attention at every board where I appear

Yeah, because that's your goal, you horrendous bulldyked vagwart. Riling up a board isn't particularly difficult, most people just don't strive to be total cuntbags.

So SG and LV hail from the same loin, eh? If only we could go back in time and slap a stick of dynamite to the nutsack responsible for dribbling out this pathetic pair.

Katy wrote:

Ana Ng wrote: LV - could you give me creative control of that "My Smelly Cunt" troll, over at your farkakte site?

My foul vagina is greatly insulted by it.

There's your smelly cunt, but there's "katystankvag" over there. So your foul vag is in good company with my stank vag.

You gals don't leave much to the imagination.

This should have been a PM to Who Gives a Flying Fuck.

Seriously, this gay drama shit of messageboard taboo should never evolve here at t1b.

Lets get back to the good stories of 88's successful purchase of five roast beef sammiches and Dinsdale's rediculous claim that the U&L invented the question mark.

Go Coogs' wrote:Dinsdale's rediculous claim that the U&L invented the question mark.

Impossible. The U&L has no questions, only answers.

That's why it's such a 'rediculous' claim.

Rumps, do any of your fucks fly...or is gravity too harsh a mistress?

Go Coogs' wrote:Seriously, this gay drama shit of messageboard taboo should never evolve here at t1b.

This coming from a dude that hails from Stucknut where the topic of jizz and swallowing jizz is always an icebreaker to any meaningful conversation.

Katy wrote:

Go Coogs' wrote:Seriously, this gay drama shit of messageboard taboo should never evolve here at t1b.

This coming from a dude that hails from Stucknut where the topic of jizz and swallowing jizz is always an icebreaker to any meaningful conversation.

Why do we keep ending up with all the shit boards' rejects lately?

Katy wrote:This coming from a dude that hails from Stucknut where the topic of jizz and swallowing jizz is always an icebreaker to any meaningful conversation.

"No homo."

SunCoastSooner wrote:

Katy wrote:

Go Coogs' wrote:Seriously, this gay drama shit of messageboard taboo should never evolve here at t1b.

This coming from a dude that hails from Stucknut where the topic of jizz and swallowing jizz is always an icebreaker to any meaningful conversation.

Why do we keep ending up with all the shit boards' rejects lately?

No comment. As a former .netter, I'm one of those rejects, too. :P

Ana Ng wrote:LV - could you give me creative control of that "My Smelly Cunt" troll, over at your farkakte site?

My foul vagina is greatly insulted by it.

I believe that troll's proper name is "My Cunt Smells," and unfortunately it's not my troll, but I have contacted its owner, who has agreed to let you have free reign with it until Sunday.

Password: anarancidodor

Screw_Michigan wrote:I have to admit, I still frequent that rotting shithole. But only for BBob takes and the DC sports talk. Dickbag was kind of funny, too.

BBob, Get Fucked, & Dmike were always epic. Get Fucked needs to register here.