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mvscal wrote:Colt needs to get his ass back out there. I don't care if his fucking arm falls off.

Greg Davis needs to unleash his playbook and quit his old shit of run, run, PASS! Too predictable. Dude's a freshman, let it all hang out. GO FOR IT! If we lose, fuck it.

Genuinely sorry to see McCoy hurt. He's one of the good guys. Obviously, I feel you pain, Texas Fan. Here's hoping the Texas D keeps this exciting.

Wow...nice timing on that post...

Game over.

Texas toast.

PrimeX wrote:

Van wrote:

campinfool wrote:Hope Colt comes back or Texas may be toast.

Prime wrote:Without Colt we are fucked.

Injuries matter, in terms of winning and losing?

Tha' fuck?

The fuck you laughing at? Your coach was in the broadcast booth. Mebbe next year he can get another player by giving him a home/Escalade/Money Shot for a shot on the squad.

We have this thing called a "DEFENSE." Something USC hears and is all like "lol wut's that?"

Prime, you weren't around at the time, so you aren't getting the reference. It was a joke, and not at the expense of Texas. Of course Texas is toast if McCoy goes down. They're not beating Bama with a QB who has no experience. Injuries matter, is the point. The right injuries can very definitely determine who wins and who loses.

muschamp is pricesless. If texas loses by like 30 i wont be suprised if his head explodes.

This game may beover..with texas' 3 and outs and bamas clock management (or lack ot texas' clinic in run defense) wll make for a long night for tejas fan a'la 05 for OU fan

A healthy Colt would have prolly equalled a 14-0 lead and continued intensity by the D. Now we pray for respectablility.

This is a real shame. This just sucks, for all involved. Bama will take the win, obviously, but if this goes on to become a blowout they're going to know that they didn't beat the real Texas.

If Texas goes on to win, well, holy crap.

I just want to die right now. I have two cases of beer and I'm about to kick people out of my home and drink it all, plus take pills, shoot up bleach, inhale paint, drink more bleach and then jump off of my balcony. That should at least break a pinkie with my luck.

Edit- Interception. :cry:

Cant agree more Van, was really hoping for a competitive, exciting game. Colt's injury sapped Tejas dry...

Prime, you gotta at least stick around and get shitfaced, bitter as fuck drunk, until your posts start looking like Frank Rizzo's.

Say what you want about Colt going down, but Ingram is clowning guys out there and this is the same Bama defense that made Tebow look like a spastic retard one month ago.

a least with tejas losing we wont have to see clemens, vince young or maconaghey on the tv.

It's a double whammy with McCoy out because now Shipley becomes utterly useless. The only way Texas stays in this is if Alabama makes any stupid mistakes and I can't see a Saban team shooting itself in the foot. They'll play ball control in the second half grind another score or two and put this well out of reach.

Holy fuck!

Fucking bullshit...wtf is that shit shuttle pass call? Asshole...

Ouch...that stings.

T A K E A F U C K I N G K N E E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fUCK THIS GAME, AND DON'T CLAIM sec SHIT OR i WILL TRACK YOU BY IP ADDRESS AND CRY IN YOUR FRONT YARD.

Who is Texas' 3rd QB?

And another reason to keep cunts away from football. That dumb bitch, like she knows the fuckall about safe plays or otherwise...

Worst case scenario for Texas. On the bright side, I will win the pick'em championship!

FML

I know the kid wasn't expecting to play at all in this game but that might just be the worst half of quarterbacking I have seen in quite awhile.

Condolences, Texas Fans. Helluva crappy way for Mack to lose his perfect record in BCS bowl games, along with the six game winning streak in bowls.

Horrible way to go down. This is one cruel game.

Well, congrats to Sam. Things have gone exactly as he'd hoped and even jokingly predicted back when Saban was hired: Saban got them a title in Year Three, and Bama doesn't look to be going away anytime soon.

campinfool wrote:T A K E A F U C K I N G K N E E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fUCK THIS GAME, AND DON'T CLAIM sec SHIT OR i WILL TRACK YOU BY IP ADDRESS AND CRY IN YOUR FRONT YARD.

That hurt.

I feel for Texas and Texas fan right now.

What an abortion.

campinfool wrote:T A K E A F U C K I N G K N E E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fUCK THIS GAME, AND DON'T CLAIM sec SHIT OR i WILL TRACK YOU BY IP ADDRESS AND CRY IN YOUR FRONT YARD.

In chat I said bad timeout and called the pick 6. Could not believe they called the TO

mvscal wrote:It wasn't the kid's fault. That was a drop bigger than shit. He's had three drops and one for a touchdown. These backs and receivers need to step it the fuck up and give the kid a little help.

Yep. Still, after spending all that time developing their timing with Colt, it just has to be weird for them to be seeing a different ball.

Oh, and tell us what you really think, Lee Corso! Bwaaa!

The Bette Midler version??? Like the band this music sucks...

Get a load of the fucking tubs out there in the Bama band...pathetic.

Sad part is that the band is more interesting than Carroll, Corso, Des, et al...

corso taking this shit personally.

He have a stroke after that pick 6? Slurring all over the place..."hell" this and "hell" that...bad corso!

mvscal wrote:

Rack Fu wrote:I know the kid wasn't expecting to play at all in this game but that might just be the worst half of quarterbacking I have seen in quite awhile.

He's a fucking freshman in the national championship game. What the fuck do you expect?

Better than 1/10 for negative 4 yards.

I have more passing yards than him.

Colt doesn't play defense but he also was moving the ball and I doubt Alabama would be able to go all out like they are. We are giving them the ball at midfield. That doesn't happen with a healthy Colt.

Gilbert needs to play better. This is why he needed to throw when he got into games late. The handoff drill is bullshit

Worst MNC game evar...

and FUCK that butter fingered Texas WR for not making this game closer than it should be.

mvscal wrote:

Mace wrote: And, as Bsmack said, Colt McCoy doesn't play defense.

He does keep them rested. If the offense can't move the sticks, the defense is going to get worn out. They aren't playing two separate games out there.

Pretty basic. The O affects the D, and vice versa, ever and anon.

This is particularly difficult for Texas, since they've had the same QB for four years. To arrive at the doorstep after four years of seeing the same guy under center, then having to go with a true freshman who has zero experience in games where live bullets are still being fired? Oh, and to have this occur against one of the best Ds in the country? Good luck.

Like Pete said at halftime, Texas is reducing their playbook by sixty to seventy percent, and even those remaining plays are still going to be rough, compared to the smoothness with which they're used to execting them.

Harvdog wrote:Colt doesn't play defense but he also was moving the ball and I doubt Alabama would be able to go all out like they are. We are giving them the ball at midfield. That doesn't happen with a healthy Colt.

Gilbert needs to play better. This is why he needed to throw when he got into games late. The handoff drill is bullshit

He was "moving the ball" for half of a series on a short field gift wrapped by Nick Saban's Mickey Mouse fake punt and then he went down like a sack of potatoes the first time anybody got a solid lick on him.

Best thing I've heard all night...

"So security has been called, to remove an idiot."

5th

Have they even reported the injury yet? This sideline reporting blows.

And if it's gotta blow, I want Erin Andrews doing the blowing, not Lisa Salters.

Mace, if you're going to argue this one, you need a new lobotomy. The old one didn't take.