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Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:28 pm
by Katy
FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

But I guess since Dins says it's so, it must be so.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:29 pm
by Tom In VA
Van wrote: Except that Marty has on multiple occasions admitted to being the guy in that pic. Now, if he was only trolling, there ya go.
I'm not a spreadsheeter so I don't know. I do know that some folks might not confirm or deny certain things and let people run with it for whatever reason. Typically the pattern appears, Person A will disagree with Person B about Limberger Cheese.

Then Person B goes back and finds some information - true or false - and uses it against Person A, totally out of context, having nothing to do with Limberger Cheese. So secretly - alone or amongst "friends" a laugh ensues about what an idiot Person B is and how Person B has just been totaly pwnt in regards to Limberger Cheese.

Person A: Limberger is good cheese.
Person B: No it isn't.
Person A: You don't know what you're talking about.
Person B: You're short, you have a club foot and your lips are too big.
Person A: (Bwahahahahahahaha)

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:29 pm
by Van
Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.
He could be. He might be. Sayin'. :mrgreen:

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:37 pm
by Mikey
Tom In VA wrote:
Van wrote: Except that Marty has on multiple occasions admitted to being the guy in that pic. Now, if he was only trolling, there ya go.
I'm not a spreadsheeter so I don't know. I do know that some folks might not confirm or deny certain things and let people run with it for whatever reason. Typically the pattern appears, Person A will disagree with Person B about Limberger Cheese.

Then Person B goes back and finds some information - true or false - and uses it against Person A, totally out of context, having nothing to do with Limberger Cheese. So secretly - alone or amongst "friends" a laugh ensues about what an idiot Person B is and how Person B has just been totaly pwnt in regards to Limberger Cheese.

Person A: Limberger is good cheese.
Person B: No it isn't.
Person A: You don't know what you're talking about.
Person B: You're short, you have a club foot and your lips are too big.
Person A: (Bwahahahahahahaha)

It's Limburger.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:46 pm
by Tom In VA
See now here's the critical moment.

I can go find something about Mikey that will embarass him and come in and say ....
"Spelling smack from a guy who looks like/performs this/" whatever to deflect the fact I was in error.

I could go off and compose some wild ass take. It takes great skill to pull this off. Great skill. Skill I don't have and very few do. I've seen ONE, ONE poster here utilize this technique effectively. The focus on that poster being wrong ... no longer exists ... now the focus on the humour said poster is providing. Lot of oil on the chest is necessary to pull this off and of course .... skill and technique.

I could tell Mikey to go fuck himself, but we don't do that in polite society. It's crass.


Or ...

I could just keep it real and say "Mikey, you are correct, I am in error".

Either way that cheese stinks.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:49 pm
by Dinsdale
Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.
Yeah, I know, I know...

You just fell down the stairs, because you were in a hurry, and you're clumsy.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:52 pm
by Katy
Dinsdale wrote:
Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.
Yeah, I know, I know...

You just fell down the stairs, because you were in a hurry, and you're clumsy.

Oh I get it, when you make up things about people and run with it, that's good smack?

No wonder I suck.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:56 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Katy wrote:Oh I get it, when you make up things about people and run with it, that's good smack?

No wonder I suck.

Don't sell yourself short like that. You're deficient in a multitude of smack competencies. Perhaps you'd like to discuss some goal setting for 2010?

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:58 pm
by Katy
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Katy wrote:Oh I get it, when you make up things about people and run with it, that's good smack?

No wonder I suck.

Don't sell yourself short like that. You're deficient in a multitude of smack competencies. Perhaps you'd like to discuss some goal setting for 2010?

Perhaps I'll just start posting blog-like posts? I know how you guys just love that.

I'm all about being a team player.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:59 pm
by Mikey
Tom In VA wrote:See now here's the critical moment.

I can go find something about Mikey that will embarass him and come in and say ....
"Spelling smack from a guy who looks like/performs this/" whatever to deflect the fact I was in error.

I could go off and compose some wild ass take. It takes great skill to pull this off. Great skill. Skill I don't have and very few do. I've seen ONE, ONE poster here utilize this technique effectively. The focus on that poster being wrong ... no longer exists ... now the focus on the humour said poster is providing. Lot of oil on the chest is necessary to pull this off and of course .... skill and technique.

I could tell Mikey to go fuck himself, but we don't do that in polite society. It's crass.


Or ...

I could just keep it real and say "Mikey, you are correct, I am in error".

Either way that cheese stinks.

You could have just said you're short, you have a club foot and your lips are too big.

We would have been rolling then.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:13 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Image

Tonight

bring it on

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:18 pm
by Van
Marty, and who will you be pretending to be tonight?

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:19 pm
by fix
So Marty, tell us about yourself..

You're a hip hop and punk fan?

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:21 pm
by Tom In VA
Mikey wrote:You could have just said you're short, you have a club foot and your lips are too big.

We would have been rolling then.
I never posted those pics on the web, someone hacked my MySpace account.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:22 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Otis wrote: You're a hip hop and punk fan?
Hip hop is punk

and

Punk is hip hop


The origins are similar. Real beats from the street, outside the corporate machine, by the kids, for the kids.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:22 pm
by Katy
Look, I'm really not sure what this shit is all about...but the admin should have all known Marty and Perk weren't one in the same.

Marty was accused of being Perk by AP. Instead of countering it, he ran with it. Call it the mother of all troll jobs. You've got to RACK Marty for that.

Just because Marty ran with the Cinder/Perk shit and let people think he was someone he wasn't, doesn't make him an asshole, it makes him brilliant.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:29 pm
by fix
Katy wrote:Look, I'm really not sure what this shit is all about...but the admin should have all known Marty and Perk weren't one in the same.

Marty was accused of being Perk by AP. Instead of countering it, he ran with it. Call it the mother of all troll jobs. You've got to RACK Marty for that.

Just because Marty ran with the Cinder/Perk shit and let people think he was someone he wasn't, doesn't make him an asshole, it makes him brilliant.
For close to 5 years too....

Marty_Lou_Who...

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:30 pm
by Tom In VA
Martyred wrote:outside the corporate machine
Between 87 - 94 ? :lol:

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:30 pm
by Katy
Otis, there was a time I thought Marty was you. Marty got the fuck over here. Some of this board's heaviest hitters were launching SCUDS his way and he just rolled with it.

Apparently some of your own Admin crew thought he was you, too. :lol:

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:31 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Tom In VA wrote:
Martyred wrote:outside the corporate machine
Between 87 - 94 ? :lol:
listen

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:32 pm
by fix
Katy wrote:Otis, there was a time I thought Marty was you. Marty got the fuck over here. Some of this board's heaviest hitters were launching SCUDS his way and he just rolled with it.

Apparently some of your own Admin crew thought he was you, too. :lol:
Nothing wrong with a good troll job.

Nothing at all. :D

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:33 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Katy wrote:Perhaps I'll just start posting blog-like posts? I know how you guys just love that.

I'm all about being a team player.
I am pleased to inform you that such exuberance should net you a high score in the “team player” behavioral indicator. However, desiring to improve your performance and actually executing this plan are two different things. See. I think you're confusing the words quality and quantity. Though they are similar in their spelling, their meanings are quite different. You should strive to add "value" to your posts, not add to the "letter count" of your underwhelming posts.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:35 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Look, I'm really not sure what this shit is all about
Just roll with it, toots.

P.S. the internet is fucked up, man

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:45 pm
by Katy
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Look, I'm really not sure what this shit is all about
Just roll with it, toots.

P.S. the internet is fucked up, man

Totally. I'll roll with it...I always do. :D

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:05 am
by War Wagon
Ana Ng wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Oh, and a preemptive FUCK OFF to you War Wagon, for no real reason whatsoever.
Absolutely.
I'm quite certain there are many good reasons for me to Fuck Off.

:smooches:

I'm also pretty sure that Marty = Perk, not that there's anything wrong with that. I, too, was victim to the snatch serpent. She PM'd me "bonus" pics.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:27 am
by War Wagon
War Wagon wrote: I'm also pretty sure that Marty = Perk.
<--- Read more, post less.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:28 am
by Lillian Vernon
I'll definitely jump in on the "telling War Wagon to fuck off" bandwagon.

He was being a creepy stalker in chat last night. :shock:

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:33 am
by fix
Quit it.. :lol: no he wasn't and WW's good people in my mind.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:38 am
by War Wagon
Lillian Vernon wrote:I'll definitely jump in on the "telling War Wagon to fuck off" bandwagon.

He was being a creepy stalker in chat last night. :shock:
Sorry about that.

It was my B-day and after 15 Bud Lights... I paid for that shit today, in spades.

Like, I wasn't wearing a lampshade, was I? :oops:

Me, not a stalker. A creep, definitely.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:41 am
by Katy
War Wagon wrote:
Lillian Vernon wrote:I'll definitely jump in on the "telling War Wagon to fuck off" bandwagon.

He was being a creepy stalker in chat last night. :shock:
Sorry about that.

It was my B-day and after 15 Bud Lights... I paid for that shit today, in spades.

Like, I wasn't wearing a lampshade, was I? :oops:

Me, not a stalker. A creep, definitely.

I love ya, Wags. You're top notch, my friend.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:42 am
by Katy
Papa Willie wrote:It's really gonna fuck them up when they find out that I'm Marty.



Oooops.
:lol: :bode:

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:48 am
by Lillian Vernon
War Wagon wrote:Me, not a stalker. A creep, definitely.
Actually, you were being more of a stalker than a creep. :D

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:35 am
by Mikey
Lillian Vernon wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Me, not a stalker. A creep, definitely.
Actually, you were being more of a stalker than a creep. :D
Not mutually exclusive though, right?

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:59 am
by Lillian Vernon
They could be, I guess. He wasn't really being creepy, he was just hell bent on getting everyone to stop talking about sports and focus solely on questioning me. I didn't know he was drunk, but that explains why he couldn't focus on his own conversation and ignore the others and proceeded to go into a rage about college football being over and eventually just logged out. He did manage to interrupt my conversation with Tom in Va long enough to find out how old I am and inform me that "I do not act my age" though before he melted down and left. :lol:

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:05 am
by Katy
I must have missed all that last night, Lil.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:07 am
by Samurai Gangbang
Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

But I guess since Dins says it's so, it must be so.

Dins would say his own mom was a pedophile mudshark if he thought it would get him more board cred.

then he'd fingerbang his own vajayjay while looking at a pic of her.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:28 am
by Katy
Samurai Gangbang wrote:
Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

But I guess since Dins says it's so, it must be so.

Dins would say his own mom was a pedophile mudshark if he thought it would get him more board cred.

then he'd fingerbang his own vajayjay while looking at a pic of her.

Fukken RACK SG.

Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:56 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: Perk/Marty

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:07 am
by War Wagon
Lillian Vernon wrote:I didn't know he was drunk, but that explains why he couldn't focus on his own conversation and ignore the others and proceeded to go into a rage about college football being over and eventually just logged out. He did manage to interrupt my conversation with Tom in Va long enough to find out how old I am and inform me that "I do not act my age" though before he melted down and left. :lol:
Whoops, no I didn't go into a rage and I'm pretty sure I didn't melt. Leaving was a good idea though and rest assured that if I'm chatting with you late at night, I'm insanely drunk. How else to put up with bitches like you? :wink: