Time to Barren Down the Hatches...

[Van]

If he ever does decide to hate me, he at least has to change his sig.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

here's some more rod...

You and Van can never have enough rod.

Get a room.

[PrimeX]

If he ever does decide to hate me, he at least has to change his sig.

Sorry, but the JON sig will stay.

Not saying the girls are hotter, but the pic is.

When Ana decides to send me a pic in a Longhorn tight, I'll make sure to abuse it with force.

[Lillian Vernon]

here's some more rod...

You and Van can never have enough rod.

Get a room.

Those little Texas hotties are way hotter than Angelina "the plastic surgery project" Jolie.



You see what she looked like before she went under the knife...



I don't get all the hoopla about her. Sure she looks striking in posed pics with all the airbrushing and stuff, but she looks like a fucking guppy in real life.



Even all "made up," she can look quite disturbing in spontaneous photos...



Sometimes she looks like she is made of rubber...



And I don't think there can be any dispute she has the most frightening legs in Hollywood...

[Diogenes]

You found a pic of a hottie wearing almost baggy plastic pants, and she's holding her arm over her pussy...and you posted it as your av, rather than using any of a million better Longhorn Hottie pics you could've used.

This better?

This is...

[Van]

She was awesome until she went all Skeletor.

[Diogenes]

[Ana Ng]

When Ana decides to send me a pic in a Longhorn tight, I'll make sure to abuse it with force.

I've got two BSU long sleeves.

Ya. I know.

[Diogenes]

[Cuda]

[Lillian Vernon]

What's with the bra? The whole point of a massive tit job like that would be so you don't have to wear a bra.

[PSUFAN]

Moron - the "whole point" of a boob job is not to avoid the use of a bra. Rather, the "whole point" is to have more attractive milkers.

If the primary goal was to shuck the bra forever, then just get the boobs hacked off entirely.

[Diogenes]

Besides...

She's from Texas.
And a blonde.
And a Longhorn fan.



But I doubt anyone cares about her mental capacity anyway.

[Lillian Vernon]

Moron - the "whole point" of a boob job is not to avoid the use of a bra. Rather, the "whole point" is to have more attractive milkers.

If the primary goal was to shuck the bra forever, then just get the boobs hacked off entirely.

The saggiest milkers on earth can look good in the bras they have today. I just don't get her decision to wear a bra in that shoot, especially when the shirt is not big enough to cover it.