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Screw_Michigan wrote:

War Wagon wrote:So instead of shooting the dog right off

Whoa. Hold on there, Whitey. Asking questions first, shooting later isn't exactly in the GOP handbook.

Bullshit...proper procedure all the way.

The Dem's and libtards would have an inquiry to determine if the dogs civil rights were violated, if Moby's yard was attracting the dog, if Moby had something the tweaks and the dog did not, and therefore the dogs aggressive behavior was justified in securing what they coveted of Moby's, and then have a vote and discussion on how badly the tweaks life made the dogs life equally bad, and therefor entitled to take it out on Moby and his family, with out penalty or repercussion, and then make Moby give them 1/2 his salary as reparations.

Your signature is half of this fucking page. Go fuck yourself, tard.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Your signature is half of this fucking page. Go fuck yourself, tard.

Signature smack ???? You are a fucking loser.

Screw makes a valid point, though maybe for the wrong reason.

Much like sporting a bluetooth, voluntarily wearing a sig is like advertizing that you enjoy a dick up your ass. The longer the sig, the bigger the dick.

Sigs have their purpose, see XPrime. They are a way to settle a wager. Aside from that... if you go around looking for and then wearing a sig, you're obviously gay. See Van.

Wags, the vast majority of the people here have carried a sig. Smackie carries one. mvscal usually has one. All the Admins here save 88 have one. Most of the people you enjoy the most here have one.

What's wrong with 'em?

Derron, he's right. It's like five fucking inane sigs isn't enough, so you have to meth out all over space bar in between each one. Tha hell is that shit? Our bandwidth isn't for you to freely use and abuse like a herd of black cocked sheep. CLEAN IT UP, you backwoods dickslap.

Van wrote:
What's wrong with 'em?

He seems to be the butt of the majority of them. That's what.

Nothing is wrong with a sig.. if you're an attention whore who also likes a dick up your ass.

Tedious, I read it the first time, ok? This is no Tolkien novel.

What's the use of laying a killer sig on some chump when it gets lost amidst the sea of flotsam?

Sigs are meant to debase and demean. One shouldn't go around wearing other peoples words as a sign of affection, unless forced to.

Wags, most sigs do debase and demean. I change mine all the time, and I usually only carry one at a time, but they typically involve something demeaning which made me laugh due to how they were specifically worded.

True Van, but that doesn't change the fact that all of your current sig quotes have to do with butt sex.

Vannie, you're a repeat offender yourself, so I don't get where you get to lay any blasts when it comes to sig decorum.

Derron wrote:Signature smack ???? You are a fucking loser.

You actually got off a blast that didn't involve cock, so props to you, I guess.

R-Jack wrote:True Van, but that doesn't change the fact that all of your current sig quotes have to do with butt sex.

Only two of them do. The top one doesn't, not unless you're really fucking zen about things.

Besides, one of my buttsecks sigs is you!

Screw_Michigan wrote:Vannie, you're a repeat offender yourself, so I don't get where you get to lay any blasts when it comes to sig decorum.

Who gets to, then? Who decides who gets to speak to this? You?

I'm a repeat offender at what? Having sigs? Yeah? So?

Sigs are supposed to be like vaginas, Van. Nice and tight. Not bloated monstrosities like yours and Derron's that make it more difficult to wade through the crap in this abominable shithole.

Sigs are for fucking losers.

Says who, S_M? You? Who made you the hall monitor for sigs? In fact, go ahead and show me the official T1B Guidelines For Sigs.

And no, a slightly longer sig doesn't make anything more difficult to read or wade through. Don't be such a drama queen. The nanosecond of extra time it takes to scroll past a longer sig isn't even worth mentioning.

Besides, like I said, I usually only carry one quote at a time in my sig. I can't help it that both R-Jack and mvscal lined one off the wall in the same inning.

You almost done here guys, 'cause......I am.

What's that about sigs, you ballhair flossers?

The ultimate dog:

Van wrote:Says who, S_M? You? Who made you the hall monitor for sigs?

I did.

In many ways, Screw is rather useful.

In fact, go ahead and show me the official T1B Guidelines For Sigs.

They're evolving as we speak.... and perhaps I mis-spoke. Just like with Dogs, not all sigs are bad. Just some of the owners.

You are not a culprit Van and btw, nice sig. Or change of sig, I might say.

If abosolutely forced to wear a sig, one could do worse than Mikey.

Wags, at one time or another I've had something from just about everyone here in my sig, including my board 'enemies'. I'm totally equal-opportunity: Make me laugh, you land in my sig.

Mikey's little quip though, yep, it makes for a perfect sig. I suspect that one will enjoy a long stay.

Van wrote: Mikey's little quip though, yep, it makes for a perfect sig. I suspect that one will enjoy a long stay.

Rather pedestrian.
You've had better sigs.

yeah Van.

good luck getting me to admit I misspoke again, you fucking loser.

and don't make me put a faggoty ass :winky out there, some really don't get it.

It's a curse and a conundrum... how to be an asshole without really being an asshole. And it depends on who you're dealing with.

It's a fine line we toe.

Marty, in principle I certainly agree with you. I've had much funnier sigs. Mikey's is so perfect simply because it's a sig. On its own, no, it's not funny. Used as a sig, though, I enjoy the irony.

Oh well. I like it. I still like my Winston Churchill quote the most.

Van wrote:On its own, no, it's not funny. Used as a sig, though, I enjoy the irony.

Irony? It's far too obvious in it's scope.

I know you can swing for the fences. Why are you dribbling one towards first base?

I dunno. Maybe I'm just pissed at being made to DH.

You're entitled to mail it in once in a while. I'm okay with that.

Van wrote: Oh well. I like it. I still like my Winston Churchill quote the most.

meh. It's like quoting Oscar Wilde at parties or saying you think the group of seven are really, really great.

Jeez, tough crowd all up in here!

Well it isn't that what Churchill said isn't funny or true, but you can find it in any Reader's Digest book of really great quotes - which makes it common.

For effect, there are just as good or better from more obscure people, known to a select few. For real elitism, you have to do more homework.

Let's get back on topic...

Let me first preface this by saying I'm a dog person. Love the beasts, and can't see myself hurting one unless it was to protect someone or or something, like another pet. That being said, I'll repeat a post from a few years back that seemed to rub a few folks the wrong way.

Blasting a pup will certainly do the trick, no doubt about that - quick and, if done right, painless. Very humane. But there are other, more sinister, options. Former co-worker of mine who grew up in rural New Mexico related to me how stray dogs were managed in his neck of the woods. Take a sponge and soak it in meat drippings, then freeze it. Put the frozen sponge in an area where the stray is known to frequent. The dog will smell the meat drippings and eat the sponge, which will then thaw and expand in its digestive tract, making it unable to pass anything. It will eventually die a slow and agonizing death.

The end.

Smackie Chan wrote:But there are other, more sinister, options. Former co-worker of mine who grew up in rural New Mexico related to me how stray dogs were managed in his neck of the woods. Take a sponge and soak it in meat drippings, then freeze it. Put the frozen sponge in an area where the stray is known to frequent. The dog will smell the meat drippings and eat the sponge, which will then thaw and expand in its digestive tract, making it unable to pass anything. It will eventually die a slow and agonizing death.

Anybody who thinks that is a cute option should be forced to squat on a shotgun and shit out the contents of their abdominal cavity while they die screaming.

mvscal wrote:Anybody who thinks that is a cute option should be forced to squat on a shotgun and shit out the contents of their abdominal cavity while they die screaming.

2nd.

Sick sonofabitches.

But then again, it IS New Mexico.

I wouldn't be surprised if there were more than a few bums with their 1985 10-speed bikes, littering the sides of the roads with sponge crumbs hanging from their chapped dick suckers, as well.

mvscal wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:But there are other, more sinister, options. Former co-worker of mine who grew up in rural New Mexico related to me how stray dogs were managed in his neck of the woods. Take a sponge and soak it in meat drippings, then freeze it. Put the frozen sponge in an area where the stray is known to frequent. The dog will smell the meat drippings and eat the sponge, which will then thaw and expand in its digestive tract, making it unable to pass anything. It will eventually die a slow and agonizing death.

Anybody who thinks that is a cute option should be forced to squat on a shotgun and shit out the contents of their abdominal cavity while they die screaming.

Oh, c'mon. It's cute in a Dr. Mengele kinda way. Which is to say that it's one of the most heinous, gruesome, and hideous pieces of information I've ever had the misfortune of receiving, meaning, of course, I had no choice but to share it with y'all.

Update:

I blasted that fucking dog with my squirrel shooter (4-10).

the fucking dog went after the neighbor across the street and actually chased the old man up his tree. He was checking his mail.

I wasnt going to shoot the dog in his yard so i started chuckin rocks at it to get it's attention and sure enough he came at me...i got to the gun (inside the door) about the same time as he was halfway thru the front yard. Got him in the neck/shoulder.

Yesterday the owner came over and actually apologized. Wasnt really expecting that...he said he took the dog to the vet and the vet actually found 2 .22 slugs in it. 1 in it's opposite shoulder and one in it's hip. Didnt divulge how long they had been there for.

Anyhow...the dog is still alive and is in current recovery. Told him i'd use the .45 next time. The owner said there wouldnt be a next time ...so who knows what he's going to do with it.

Yipee! This thread again!

Hiya, lovers!

Man, Ana, your boy Tosser sure has one serious Neanderthal brow working there.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

War Wagon wrote:So instead of shooting the dog right off

Whoa. Hold on there, Whitey.

Yeah hold up a sec, Wags. What breed are we talking about here? Screw needs to know whether he should bring his mop or just a couple paper towels.

Van wrote:Man, Ana, your boy Tosser sure has one serious Neanderthal brow working there.

Ya. No, that actually IS a Neanderthal.