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Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:37 pm
by missjo
Screw_Michigan wrote:Boo fucking hoo.
Yeah I guess boob reductions are easier & more successful than penis enlargements
but hey don't worry they are making great medical advances every day ;)

Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:38 pm
by R-Jack
missjo wrote:Changed my diet & lifestyle & I've dropped 11.2 kgs in 10 weeks so far with a bit of a way to go
25 lbs in a couple of months? Sounds like a crash diet instead of a fitness plan, which has a great failure rate.

Hold off on the tit job. It's all you have going for you when you put the weight back on.

Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:48 pm
by missjo
No crash diet, I had blood tests & a major lecture from my new doctor
I was missing a lot of things like iodine zinc selenium vitamin D & serotonin & my thyroid had gone into hibernation
So I have a regimen of vitamin & mineral supplements I have to take to get it kick-started again without going on strong medication & it's working
I cut out Dairy ( though I'm allowed a little goats cheese), processed foods & reduced my glutenous Cab intake by 90%
I eat loads of fresh veg, lean protein & 2 serves of fruit a day, wholegrain cereal at breakfast & I still indulge my choc habit but only with dairy free dark chocolate which you can only eat a small amount of at a time as it's so strong.
& I walk 4km 5 times a week at least including big assed hills

Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:54 pm
by R-Jack
A much better start than drinking Draino. Bravo.

Try adding weight training to the program before you get your tities sucked through a tube.

Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:24 pm
by Python
missjo wrote:No crash diet
You can try to explain it away however you want, but losing that much weight that quickly is unhealthy. Period.

Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:21 pm
by Van
Python wrote:
missjo wrote:No crash diet
You can try to explain it away however you want, but losing that much weight that quickly is unhealthy. Period.
Not necessarily. It depends on the starting point. If it's still only a deck chair tossed from the Titanic, then no, that's not an unhealthy amount of weight to lose so quickly. If it's a 140 lb, healthy woman, then yes, that's too much, too soon.

Also, it sounds like she's going about it the right way. She's not merely starving herself, which will never work in the long run.

Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:45 pm
by Goober McTuber
She also mentions having met with a doctor. Of course down under that would be someone like this:



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Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:59 pm
by missjo
Python wrote:
missjo wrote:No crash diet
You can try to explain it away however you want, but losing that much weight that quickly is unhealthy. Period.
3kg loss the first week most of which is fluid
then between 1/2 to 1 kg a week is a healthy easily sustainable weight loss
Especially as I needed to lose 30kg at least
So I've dropped just over 1/3 of what I need to initially lose
which will take me to the size I was when I traveled around the US in 2002
but it's only 20% of my ultimate target
I want to drop another 15-20kg further if I can
which will make me the size I was in my early 20's & I was smokin hot back then :wink:
& believe me I am not starving myself I'm just not eating the way I used to
I shop at the organic & farmers market every week because I figure If this is the way I'm going to eat for the rest of my life
then I'm going to eat the best I can & I'm organized with my food prep & take both lunch & dinner into work on the dyas I finish at 8pm
My thyroid is obviously becoming re stimulated by the steps I've taken, I feel more energized & the depression that I had, from the lack or serotonin & other imbalances, but didn't realize it fully at the time is gone
& I'm enjoying life more fully again
So to all my haterboy fangirls yeah I'm a fat bitch but at least I'm doing something about it :p
I wonder how long it takes before that ends up in somebodies sig :twisted:

Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 12:20 am
by Stanley Pickkkle
Just popped in to say that I was the one that found and recruited Missjo from the National Enquirer message board....and hacked the very first pictures of her enormous breasts for everyone to enjoy.


Jackass007 gets an assist, but it was me that did all the heavy lifting.

Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 2:04 pm
by Python
Python wrote:
You can try to explain it away however you want, but losing that much weight that quickly is unhealthy. Period.
Like I said before.

Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 2:27 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
missjo wrote:3kg loss the first week most of which is fluid
then between 1/2 to 1 kg a week is a healthy easily sustainable weight loss
Especially as I needed to lose 30kg at least
So I've dropped just over 1/3 of what I need to initially lose
which will take me to the size I was when I traveled around the US in 2002
but it's only 20% of my ultimate target
I want to drop another 15-20kg further if I can
which will make me the size I was in my early 20's & I was smokin hot back then :wink:
& believe me I am not starving myself I'm just not eating the way I used to
I shop at the organic & farmers market every week because I figure If this is the way I'm going to eat for the rest of my life
then I'm going to eat the best I can & I'm organized with my food prep & take both lunch & dinner into work on the dyas I finish at 8pm
My thyroid is obviously becoming re stimulated by the steps I've taken, I feel more energized & the depression that I had, from the lack or serotonin & other imbalances, but didn't realize it fully at the time is gone
& I'm enjoying life more fully again
So to all my haterboy fangirls yeah I'm a fat bitch but at least I'm doing something about it :p
I wonder how long it takes before that ends up in somebodies sig :twisted:
Is your armflab smacking the enter key or something?