What is this, "Dorf on Wine"?Moving Sale wrote:Actually they tell a lot more than alcohol %. Flunk 10th grade science much?Dinsdale wrote: In reality, the size/length/width of the legs indicate little more than the alcohol percentage.
OCmike's Alcoholic Challenge
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Moving Sale wrote: I could easily have an IQ of 40
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Moving Sale wrote:Actually they tell a lot more than alcohol %. Flunk 10th grade science much?Dinsdale wrote: In reality, the size/length/width of the legs indicate little more than the alcohol percentage.
I know you did, but what did I?
http://www.wineeducation.com/legs.htmlwikipedia wrote:In fact the intensity of this phenomenon depends only on alcohol content
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Again, not really following you. You know all about some show that is about cocks and the city and stuff and that somehow makes me gay? Pound the keyboard with a fork next time, you will probably get a better result that whatever it is you have been doing up to now.Carson wrote:It was about bitches that wanted cock stuffed into them.
Like you, cumlap.
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Wiki? I laughed.wikipedia wrote:In fact the intensity of this phenomenon depends only on alcohol content
Listen dumbass Ethanol-water mixtures spontaneously wet their glass containers against gravity, put aqnother way, it follows a diflusivelike law. The velocity of the process is higher at low ethanol concentrations, but it also strongly depends on the air moisture. On a microscopic scale, the advancing film is parabolic and self-similar. You do know what that means right you fucking asshat? You don't? Let me put it this way, it presents a fingering instability at the front and a star instability at the base. Got it dumbdumb? From the profile measurements you can deduce the surface tension gradients and find the difference in concentration along the film is constant and relatively small during the film growth. This agrees with the diffusivelike law and shows that the velocity of the process is proportional to the derivative of the surface tension with respect to the concentration in alcohol, and not to the absolute concentration of the mixture as one might guess (if they were a dumbass like you.) That is what I learned (from some French fuck no less) when I was in HS. You learned to quote wiki.
Face it, you are a vapid fuckstain.
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2. I'm gonna guess Kentucky Bourbon.
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beer bottles, just added another to the collection8. What does a “labeorphilis” collect?
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Crap, I was sure that "O´zapft is!" meant, the Beast Light is on me !
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Did none of you have a girlfriend in the early '00's? I know, rhetorical question.
The answer to the Sex In The City question is Appletini.
The answer to the Sex In The City question is Appletini.
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According to Carson that makes you a fag.Killian wrote:The answer to the Sex In The City question is Appletini.
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Then you are going to be wrong.Toddowen wrote: I'm going with Russia.
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Moving Sale wrote:That is what I learned (from some French fuck no less) when I was in HS. You learned to quote wiki.
Well, actually, I learned that while working in a winery, you diminutive dunce.
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I went ahead and checked online...pretty much every source I saw listed a different top 5, top 10, etc. In one of them it was the Czech Republic, in another it was Ireland, in another it was Luxembourg.Toddowen wrote:Nobody answered #17 correctly yet?
Which means, as for OCMike's answer, my next guess will be Germany.
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I googled "most alcohol consumed per capita" (or similar) and the two I checked had Luxembourg in the top spot.
I didn't question it because that was what I thought the answer was..
if it's wrong, I blame the Israeli blockade. They're at fault in this somehow.
I didn't question it because that was what I thought the answer was..
if it's wrong, I blame the Israeli blockade. They're at fault in this somehow.
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Just because you consume them at ND tailgates doesn't mean the rest of the board is supposed to know what they are.Killian wrote:The answer to the Sex In The City question is Appletini.
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My wife drinks White Russians and Amaretto Sours. I don't know if she even knows what an Appeltini is and I sure as fuck haven't bothered to ask her.Killian wrote:Did none of you have a girlfriend in the early '00's? I know, rhetorical question.
The answer to the Sex In The City question is Appletini.
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Yep, and the girls in college or just out ordered those things by the truck load. Especially the gaggle of twats who typically hung out in Ann Arbor bars.
Fredo_Michigan, I know you've never had the balls to buy a chick a drink, so again you're completely out of your element. Keep on flailing away.
Fredo_Michigan, I know you've never had the balls to buy a chick a drink, so again you're completely out of your element. Keep on flailing away.
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You got it wrong. She is the one who needs the balls for Screw to buy her a drink.Killian wrote:Fredo_Michigan, I know you've never had the balls to buy a chick a drink,
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Cool story, bro.Killian wrote:Yep, and the girls in college or just out ordered those things by the truck load. Especially the gaggle of twats who typically hung out in Ann Arbor bars.
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I don't care what a bunch of dirty hippies told you. The equation for the Marangoni effect is not T=AC, where T=tears of wine and AC= Alcohol content.Dinsdale wrote:Well, actually, I learned that while working in a winery,
Were hit with all 6 sides of a stupid board when you were born?
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