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Martyred wrote:

Amen, Comrade. Keep sending us you best hockey players, hottest women and finest indie rock bands.

Martyred wrote:

mvscal wrote:I'd probably rush in to burning building to save trev but mostly just to cop a feel and angle for a splendid blow job in thanks.

You, on the other hand...you should stomp on the gas pedal and slam a Ryder truck full of scorpions into a AIDS needle disposal bin.

Whoa! I thought we were kameraden?

mvscal wrote:

Martyred wrote:

mvscal wrote:I'd probably rush in to burning building to save trev but mostly just to cop a feel and angle for a splendid blow job in thanks.

You, on the other hand...you should stomp on the gas pedal and slam a Ryder truck full of scorpions into a AIDS needle disposal bin.

Whoa! I thought we were kameraden?

~sigh~

I got a little carried away...I could never turn my back on a fellow troop...

Cuda doesn't mind. As long as there is a comfy nutsack to cradle, he's good to go.

mvscal wrote:Cuda doesn't mind. As long as there is a comfy nutsack to cradle, he's good to go.

Mikey wrote:Hey, that looks just like my raccoon!

This weekend, I watched as a squirrel jumped off my diving board into the pool. I watched the squirrel attempt to get out of the pool for about 10 minutes with my net in hand. I waited until it gave up and began to go under. Once it was under for about 10 seconds, I netted it. Unfortunately, it survived. I bet that rat thinks twice about jumping in my pool again. Next time, I won't be so humane. My kids were watching...

IndyFrisco wrote:This weekend, I watched as a squirrel jumped off my diving board into the pool.

How did you score it? You should have made signs. :(

Heh heh!

If any of you are in a burning building I'll bring accelerants. If Rumplehog is inside, I'll bring skewers and feed a small African country.

If I were in it, would you at LEAST call the fire dept. afterward?

Ana Ng wrote:If I were in it, would you at LEAST call the fire dept. afterward?

I'd raid your house and cut out whatever "art" is on the shower walls as the value will have gone up with your untimely death.

Ana Ng wrote:If I were in it, would you at LEAST call the fire dept. afterward?

In that case I'd BE the fire department. Giggity.

IndyFrisco wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:If I were in it, would you at LEAST call the fire dept. afterward?

I'd raid your house and cut out whatever "art" is on the shower walls as the value will have gone up with your untimely death.

Toss my kid in the blaze with me, and you might have some pretty interesting booger art in his bathroom to collect as well.

Ana Ng wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:If I were in it, would you at LEAST call the fire dept. afterward?

I'd raid your house and cut out whatever "art" is on the shower walls as the value will have gone up with your untimely death.

Toss my kid in the blaze with me, and you might have some pretty interesting booger art in his bathroom to collect as well.

I'd never do that to your kid. Your rat, yes.

"Now THAT wouldn't be a verrah patriotic thing to do, Mister Frisco"?

Ana Ng wrote:

Where do the batteries go?

Martyred wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:

Where do the batteries go?

In your vibrator, you stupid faggot.