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Papa Willie wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:

BarFlie wrote:The new TTP3 will be opening soon

Thank God. Sure as shit don't want the RTT crowd to end up here.

What's a "RTT Crowd"?

The chance of ANY crowd showing up here is laffable.

BarFlie wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:

BarFlie wrote:The new TTP3 will be opening soon

Thank God. Sure as shit don't want the RTT crowd to end up here.

The chance of ANY crowd showing up here is laffable.

Spray's here. Dude IS a crowd.


Now shut the fuck up about this already.

I hate you people.

Papa Willie wrote:Some things never change. :(

Internet's most legendary attention whore says what?

Papa Willie wrote:Usually I get banned when I'm kicking the shit out of a printed cum circuit like you.

I've seen you get banned several times from several places. I can't think of one time it was because you were "kicking the shit" out of someone. It was always from spamming or posting a graphic picture that you knew violated the rules.

C'mon, dude. Don't try rewriting history now that you've calmed down somewhat in your old age. You used to get off on acting like a 12 y/o pre-pubescent dork, knowing that such behavior would get you banned, just so that you could brag about getting banned like it was a badge of honor. It's your message board legacy, so you might as well own it.

And if anything, probably the reason that you toned down that act in the first place was that you'd run out of chances and weren't welcome many places anymore. Just a guess, but it doesn't seem like much of a reach.

Just to be clear, I don't have a problem with you, I'm just calling it like it is.

There are two Sprays. One is a good dude that probably has more stories to tell than all of us combined, who is one hell of a guitarist who loves to talk auburn football. The other one...well, no description is required for anyone reading this. The first one is a heck of a lot more fun for us to interact with, but maybe it's a bit boring to him, so appearances are extremely infrequent. It's too bad, but...it is what it is.

Probably not a good idea to be posting at 4am, Tardd. You're edging into Nuclear Tranny territory.

Papa Willie wrote:The older 'Spray just doesn't give as much of a fuck about arguing and irritating the fucking shit out of people on message boards as much, though. He'd really just rather get along with most - but - if they don't, he's not going to give as little as half a ball scratch.

I think your self-review is sorely lacking in truth. The old Spray was an inept, self-loathing bag of donkey shit. He was largely incapable of making others laugh and/or exchange witty barbs with most people he encountered. His failure to be an effective poster often enraged this loser to the point of meltdowns where he'd spam the board until he got the "recognition" he so desperately craved. End of story... drama queen.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:The older 'Spray just doesn't give as much of a fuck about arguing and irritating the fucking shit out of people on message boards as much, though. He'd really just rather get along with most - but - if they don't, he's not going to give as little as half a ball scratch.

I think your self-review is sorely lacking in truth. The old Spray was an inept, self-loathing bag of donkey shit. He was largely incapable of making others laugh and/or exchange witty barbs with most people he encountered. His failure to be an effective poster often enraged this loser to the point of meltdowns where he'd spam the board until he got the "recognition" he so desperately craved. End of story... drama queen.

RACK OCmike and Ucunt. Spot on takes.

PSUFAN wrote:There are two Sprays.

Jesus. They must have to take turns occupying the living room during family reunions.

I imagine they'd have to at LEAST be half nekkid and oiled up to squeeze by eachother in one residence.


On second thought, let's let Todd imagine that.

PSUFAN wrote:There are two Sprays.

There are two Sprays.

Papa Willie wrote:this same 'Spray has managed to stick in your ass like a razor-tipped 747

This dude is getting over.

sin,

Papa Willie wrote:Yet this same 'Spray has managed to stick in your ass like a razor-tipped 747 for how many years? Obviously, and whatever method he chose to use on you, it has been a strong enough method to affect your life for what - damned near a decade?

Back in the day you'd invest what... 50 posts/day into a message board and you seriously think you had an affect upon me? Hilarious.

Face it dude, you were an addict. And like all addicts, you'd suck whatever dick was put in front of you to get your fix.

Papa Willie wrote:...you were bragging about buying a $90 polo shirt and bragging about it.

Biting stuff. A modern day Sprayspeare.

C'mon Buttsy - you gotta' admit "Sprayspeare" was pretty fresh. :D

Papa Willie wrote:Jesus.......

shutyomouth is wheeling out the "don't be childish" routine?

shutyomouth = obese...true.
PSUFAN = stutterer...false.

Not that falsehoods have ever been any particular problem for you, big fellah...

btw, spray... you still got the keys to the radio gig here? Not much going on these days with Smackie AWOL and Bri stewing over FFL rules. Wolfie trys and plays some good stuff but can't carry a room by himself.

Spin some tunes sometime why dontcha.

Well yes, everyone who has recognized you for the fat, obsessed drama queen that you are is just "bitter". BTW, is this where the rollyeyes go?

"You're just bitter."

"I have BODE."

"I'm not humorless or obsessed, I'm just trying to annoy people."

"You take this board too seriously."



Really, dude?

Really?


Kind of begs the question: Which part(s) of that stale act did you feel were so tremendously funky-fresh that they needed revisiting... all of them?

Come on, Spray. Post some pics of shit...or cocks...

...or cocks with shit coming out of them...

...or people shitting out cocks...

Don't let us keep you.

Why not post a photo of a recent late term abortion? Look at that and try to get into the mind set of someone who does that for a living. I was dining at a local restaurant the other day and a nice young couple came in with a brand new baby. I looked at that baby and just shook my head at the thought of having that beautiful child destroyed while it was partially out of its mother's womb.
I imagined the "doctor's" thoughts as the helpless little baby squirmed and maybe even cried out as he did his deadly work. What kind of person could do that? I certainly do not want to know anyone who does.
Why it's just a bloody lump of tissues and organs. God help us.

Tell you what, Dave - just go ahead and delete my nic.

Post. Don't post. Nobody gives a fuck.

You fucks are so obsessed with me, you won't even ban me JUST because I asked for it. Mo Bode Fo Me.

Sin,
Tardspray's next post.


Give it up you materinty pant wearing tub of shit. The only thing more transparent than your act is your grease filled napkin after you wipe your face following a "light snack".

Papa Willie wrote: You will also understand that my facial expression will not change as I do it.

Understood?

So when you post a shit pic - it's a bit like James Bond playing baccarat. Calm, cool and remorseless.

That's an infection waiting to happen right there.

Much appreciated. You're aces in my book dude. The twins are just about here and wifey is RTP. Been on bedrest in the hospital since June and I'm just coming up for air with all the preparations, working 7 days a week, etc..

It's been a fucking wild ride already :D

Papa Willie wrote:You will also understand that my facial expression will not change as I do it.

Understood?

You do understand that no one can see your facial expressions as you submit your next failure, yes? Furthermore. Even if we could, it would neither add nor subtract from the value of your post. It's a fucking message board, you dumbfuck. Your emotions, facial expressions, farts, or whatever the fuck is happening as you type is totally irrelevant. The content of your message is the only thing that matters. Ever. You, sir, are a total fucking moron.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Well yes, everyone who has recognized you for the fat, obsessed drama queen that you are is just "bitter". BTW, is this where the rollyeyes go?

Go back in your threads and take note of how many times you've brought up my name. After you do, tell me why. It's not a hard task - just do it.

If it's so fucking easy, you go ahead and do the research, fuckpuddle. I'm pretty sure it will be awfully Goddamn painful for you to see just how insignificant you really are.

shutyomouth...two folks posted to reaffirm what I said - you're a decent dude who is valued around here when you're not melting down. Just fucking relax and spin some tunes.

A handful of posts later, and you're posting turds, whining that people don't like you, and running the tired "delete my nic" failjob.

Why is this so hard to understand? Stop acting like a stinking leaky menses muffin and start acting like a quarter of the man you weigh in as.

Buttsy wrote:When has anybody on ANY of these boards done anything remotely
"fresh" in the last 5-6 years?

M Club, this morning.

Papa Willie wrote:Here, cock-sore - maybe you'll start giving a fuck, mkay? I will do this only as a barometer on how much respect I have for you. You will also understand that my facial expression will not change as I do it.

Understood?

Oh. Hey. How'd that whole farewell thing work out for ya?



Just because you're Katy's pet barnacle blob doesn't mean you need to emulate her melts. Jesus, have a little dignity. Look, if you want to post here, trade a few harmless barbs, play some tunes, and talk a little cfb, you're most welcome. But if you can't handle this place, then just don't post. Nobody's forcing you to be here, unless your filthy girth starts oozing its way through our fiber optics.

Dr_Phibes wrote:

Papa Willie wrote: You will also understand that my facial expression will not change as I do it.

Understood?

So when you post a shit pic - it's a bit like James Bond playing baccarat. Calm, cool and remorseless.

More like a Bond villain, though.

Do you want me to talk?
No, Mr. Bond. I want you to fart. Now....hand over the BODE, if you please.

~SCATFINGAAAAAH!!!!~

That was good.

Applause, Applause. And not the polite golf kind either.

Jsc810 wrote: You do understand that those late term abortions are (a) rare and(b) done because there is a birth defect, right?

grrr..

fuck off counselor. You will never win this arguement. And I will pile on your 'defective' ass until the day you die.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Your emotions, facial expressions, farts, or whatever the fuck is happening as you type is totally irrelevant.

PSUFAN wrote:A handful of posts later, and you're posting turds.....

mvscal wrote:More like a Bond villain, though.

Do you want me to talk?
No, Mr. Bond. I want you to fart. Now....hand over the BODE, if you please.

~SCATFINGAAAAAH!!!!~

BWAH!

RACK the highlights of this thread.