T1B

after lengthy deliberation (15 minutes) I've decided on my crew:

Ucant - we need an enforcer
Toostoned - somebody has to bring the weed
orcinus - somebody has to read the map

Wow, marty, I'm kinda honored. I can never get my husband to stop for bathroom breaks.

Rack Ana.

BSmack wrote:

poptart wrote:

BSmack wrote:KC Scott- Dude picks the worst possible times to visit Rochester. One of these days bro.

Why the hell would anyone visit Crapchester?

And better yet, why the hell would anyone live there ... and continue to live there?

You live in KOREA and you're running location smack?

Uh OK.

BShellacked shoots and scores!

War Wagon wrote:Ucant - we need an enforcer

Nah. I am just a lowly Treasurer. I'd bring Scotty along if I were you. He'd be able to talk your crew out of any situation.

Martyred wrote:Sorry Coogs, but you are kinda boring and Wags is...well...pretty awesome.

You're missin' out, Marty. Mrs. Rumps packed a lot of food for us.

As for my for realz list, here goes:

1) JSC - so we can drive through every college town and he can explain to us why that school is his favorite football team
2) OCMike - we need some sort of game to play in between stops
3) bbqjones - purely for the Ween
4) Dins - Someone needs to get him out of the U&L

Go Coogs' wrote: 4) Dins - Someone needs to get him out of the U&L

That was my reasoning as well.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

War Wagon wrote:Ucant - we need an enforcer

Nah. I am just a lowly Treasurer. I'd bring Scotty along if I were you. He'd be able to talk your crew out of any situation.

I'd be more worried about the situations he'd talk us into.

Okay, I read the title and content Marty put up there thinking if you could put people on a van, and send them to Hell, I immediately thought of putting these passengers on a Remotely Piloted Van (Thelma & Louise) style, like going over a cliff into HELL!

LTard 2
Katy
Tardowned unless he turns out to be WLW from the old days.
Also any volunteers that want the trip.

1. loaf of bread
2. container of milk
3. stick of butter
4. bbqjones

must. not. respo...

Ah, fuck it.

Look what the cat drug in.

I'm sure you are all nice folks and all. I enjoy the banter here and even like going into chat with you folks. I have even sat down and cracked open brews with a few of you. Some.................. twice.

However, if I had to endure a road trip with any three people on this board, I am confident that, regardless of the three, the trip will end with either

a. The car being set on fire with three cadavers in the trunk.
b. The car careening out of control and TenTallBen-ing a tree after the driver blows his brains out.

Any combo of you fuckwads, the results are 50/50.



Outside of my new sig, this thread is a waste.

War Wagon wrote:
Look what the cat drug in.

DRAGGED

Holy shit. If you were one of the tree, I'd kill you first.