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Bizzarofelice wrote: Srsly, Oklahoma gonna win.

LALALALALALALALA

I can't hear you. I refuse to hear you. I'm a perpetual optimist.

Fuck, I really want to start flaming on Bace, but my team is #1, our fans believe that the earth is over 6000 years old, and our cheerleaders are off-the-chain hot...


I got nuthin.

The earth is under 6000 years old thing needs to be thrown at the SEC.The Evangelicals are not very strong in Missouri. Nor in Missourah. And our Baptists are every meek. Sure, we got that goofy hausfrau Joyce Meyers preaching 15 minutes from my house, but not too much crazy. Go farther south for crazy.

The Sooners have owned my Tigers. So many recent memories of ass kickings. Hopefully the Tigers are as tired of this shit as I am and do something about it on Saturday. If MU can't run the ball with moderate success the Sooners will do what they always do. Drop 8 in coverage and make Blaine Gabbert's head spin from all the defenders in the secondary. None of that matters if the Tigers' defense can't keep the Sooners from stomping a mudhole in them. I'm a little more confident in them than years past but they still need to prove they can play well against a team like the Sooners. They are due to beat these fucks! Now get it done! FUCK!

Tigers 27
Sooners 23

Will Lee Corso take out his false teeth in an attempt to fit in with all of the Mizzou fans?

Well played, Mace. Well played!

I do not understand how Iowa is acting as if it is better than Missouri.

Please explain.

Bizzarofelice wrote:I do not understand how Iowa is acting as if it is better than Missouri.

Please explain.

It's no act.

No, it's a delusion.

Bizzarofelice wrote:I do not understand how Iowa is acting as if it is better than Missouri.

Please explain.

Are you dumb? Serious question.

War Wagon wrote:No, it's a delusion.

If you think Missouri is even close to Iowa's level you are flat out STUPID.

There is not one single argument you could make that indicates you have an equal or better program. Do you wanna compare resumes?? Didn't think so.

Good point.

We have less corn, hogs, wheat, combines, e-coli infested streams, flat land, fat chicks, ugly chicks, fat ugly chicks, blizzards, stupid people, even more really stupid people, minor league sports (including Iowa football), Amish, activist judges, and pole smokers such as yourself because, well, gay marriage is still all illegal here ‘n junk. Just off the top of my head. I'm sure there's more. ‘Bode you, I guess.

Truman wrote:Good point.

We have less corn, hogs, wheat, combines, e-coli infested streams, flat land, fat chicks, ugly chicks, fat ugly chicks, blizzards, stupid people, even more really stupid people, minor league sports (including Iowa football), Amish, activist judges, and pole smokers such as yourself because, well, gay marriage is still all illegal here ‘n junk. Just off the top of my head. I'm sure there's more. ‘Bode you, I guess.

I got news for you bud, but that couldn't be further from the truth. I lived in Olathe for a while and I go to tons of Royals games every year, and I can tell you the KC area hotties are on the KS side not the Mizzou side. Your fan base is butt fucking ugly. KU is where the hotties are.

If Iowa is minor league football, what does that make MU football? Junior High football?

stupid people

I almost missed this one.......

Now that shit is funny, m2, errrr Truman. Missouri resident claiming another state is dumber than them. Shit, I believe I have now heard it all!

TheJON wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:I do not understand how Iowa is acting as if it is better than Missouri.

Please explain.

Are you dumb? Serious question.

No. In fact I'm pretty smart.

Again, I ask you to explain why Iowa fan is mocking Missouri fan with the fake teeth comments. Are the people of Missouri unable to visit a dentist whilst Iowa is the #1 dental visitor?

Bizzarofelice wrote:

TheJON wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:I do not understand how Iowa is acting as if it is better than Missouri.

Please explain.

Are you dumb? Serious question.

No. In fact I'm pretty smart.

Again, I ask you to explain why Iowa fan is mocking Missouri fan with the fake teeth comments. Are the people of Missouri unable to visit a dentist whilst Iowa is the #1 dental visitor?

Oh geez, I believe Mace was joking. I don't think he was being serious. He made a funny.......

so you give up.

me 1
you 0

Papa Willie wrote:If I had to base

I'd rather you want to than the have to base.

succumb to me

Papa Willie wrote:If I had to base my theory of intelligent people in Iowa off of Mace - I'd give them a thumbs up. If I had to base it off of JON - well - I couldn't say the same. Sorry.

Mace - kill JON and make your state good again.

Your original moniker on these boards was "shutyomouth". You lost your right to criticize the intelligence level of ANYONE based on that.

Bizzarofelice wrote:so you give up.

me 1
you 0

Give up what??

TheJON wrote:[Oh geez, I believe Mace was joking. I don't think he was being serious. He made a funny.......

I thought it was obvious to everyone that I was joking.....except to the smarter Mizzou fan, I guess. :roll:

Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Iowa is lame as fuck. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waitng to pass a tractor on the highway. Hey, at least you guys get to see all the biggest bands there though. Too bad it's 10 years after they were popular. You are nothing more than a skidmark on the underwear of America. Iowa is to Missouri like Canada is to the United States. You're like our little retarded brother. Stay current, Iowa.

You're nothing more than a bunch of

Nixhex wrote:Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Iowa is lame as fuck. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waitng to pass a tractor on the highway. Hey, at least you guys get to see all the biggest bands there though. Too bad it's 10 years after they were popular. You are nothing more than a skidmark on the underwear of America. Iowa is to Missouri like Canada is to the United States. You're like our little retarded brother. Stay current, Iowa.

So, traffic jams are a good thing? :roll: So, Nixhex, are you an example of one of the smarter Missourians?

Btw, the only chicken fucker I met in 34 years as a Probation/Parole Officer was a guy who moved to Iowa from Missouri and didn't realize it was against the law.

I thought we were supposed to fuck sheep in Iowa. Shit, have I been doing it wrong?

stuckinia wrote:I thought we were supposed to fuck sheep in Iowa. Shit, have I been doing it wrong?

Just saw this used as an avatar at another board. Perhaps one of you Iowa guys might like it. It's kinda funny.

If there is anything more hilarious than Missouri resident running state smack, I don't know what is.

Let's go down the checklist here...

We don't live in Missouri- Check

Methdependence isn't one of our towns- Check

We don't have sex with our relatives- Check

We have a FAR superior football team- Check

We have nicer homes- Check

We don't have Branson as part of our state- Thank God, and Check

We don't have Missouri's shitty educational system- Check

We know how to drive (seriously, what the fuck is up with the tards on the Missouri side of KC? Is there a law stating you must be a complete dolt to have a drivers license over there?)- Check

Etc...

Basically, we got scoreboard for the simple reason that, well......we're not you.

As for traffic jams- I laugh at this. I lived in KC. I sorta kinda still live in KC. What fucking traffic jams do you have? Getting somewhere in rush hour is no more difficult in KC than Des Moines. St. Louis does have some major traffic but even out in the burbs (specifically St Charles), it's really not that bad. I can get anywhere I want at any time without major delays in KC. Just like in Des Moines.

Sorry Missouri but you just have no scoreboard on any state. Outside of the Royals and Chiefs, your state is completely worthless and filled with some of the dumbest fucks alive.

As a person who lives in civilization, watching people from Missouri and Iowa exchanging location-smack has left me as slack-jawed as...

Whoever loses this "battle."


I love this board... priceless.

Dinsdale wrote:As a person who lives in civilization, watching people from Missouri and Iowa exchanging location-smack has left me as slack-jawed as...

Whoever loses this "battle."


I love this board... priceless.

Oh man, I'm so jealous. Please tell me about this civilization thing.....

I'm just fucking around and waisting time. Kinda trolling TheJon. He seems kinda serious about this stuff. I could be wrong though.

Nixhex wrote:I'm just fucking around and waisting time. Kinda trolling TheJon. He seems kinda serious about this stuff. I could be wrong though.

I'm ALWAYS serious. I don't ever fuck around or talk sarcastically. Especially the state of Iowa. I just love this state so much! And when I say that, I mean I love Kinnick Stadium and the Des Moines suburb I live in. Other than that.......this state is a god damn shithole. I wouldn't wish my worst enemy to have to live in this state (other than West Des Moines- or maybe Waukee/Johnston/Urbandale area too).

Papa Willie wrote:

Nixhex wrote:I'm just fucking around and waisting time. Kinda trolling TheJon. He seems kinda serious about this stuff. I could be wrong though.

I think you're right. I don't really know much about him, other than the fact everybody sort of gives him a hard time about being a dumbass. I think I'm kind of starting to see their point.

Oh, poor baby. Did I make you all upset? I so sorry.....

That breaks my heart, Willie.....

I spend my whole life hoping for your approval and then you say that. I will now curl up into the fetal position and cry for a good hour.

Nixhex wrote:

What were you looking for when you found that?

pron wrote:

Nixhex wrote:

What were you looking for when you found that?

"Missouri entertainment"

Can you teach me how to?

good work, everyone.

Mizzou faithful showed up big time for Gameday, setting an attendance record with 18,000 some on hand for the festivities. My daughter had some friends there who were texting her about what a crazy atmosphere it was with homecoming and all.

Now, if only the team can play with as much emotion as the fans showed today, it will have been a great day in Columbia.

Let's Go Tigers!!!

On a day where Iowa State is kicking the shit out of Texas, I suppose it could happen in Columbia too....but I doubt it.
Edit: That said, I don't think OU is the best team in the country and Mizzou, who I have yet to see play, might have the horses to knock them off.