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prolly filed away with barry H's and slick willie's med records.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:The real dad? Well it sure isn't "the first dude"...probably some horny sophomore who couldn't nut in the piglet with the inhibiting condom, etc.

So...where's any actual record of this tard kid being delivered by Sarah Barracuda? What..????...there's...no record....!!?? :meds:
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smackaholic wrote:prolly filed away with barry H's and slick willie's med records.
And those things are related how?
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H4ever wrote:As a registered Republican since 1989 I say...Sarah Palin...go the fuck away. That is all.

You've got nothing to worry about. She lost any chance at a political career when she quit her governor job. She has no credibility among GOP pols...no one to rally for her.
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PSUFAN wrote:She lost any chance at a political career when she quit her governor job.
And the list of ethics violation charges 14 pages long doesn't help, either.
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Dinsdale wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:She lost any chance at a political career when she quit her governor job.
And the list of ethics violation charges 14 pages long doesn't help, either.
You do realize that every single one of them was completely bogus, right? Of course you don't. Why would you? You have fallen for a classic line of liberal bullshit. The charges make the front page. The complete exoneration is buried.

You should know better.
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mvscal wrote:
You should know better.

Really?

KYOA on the exact same subject twice?

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mvscal wrote:You do realise that she was exonerated on every single ethics charge that was brought against her, right?
Except for the ones where she was found guilty, yeah you're right.

She's been found guilty of multiple ethics violations.

Not one, MULTIPLE.

Not sure where you made that bullshit up, but she's been found guilty at least as many times as you've claimed she hasn't recently.


But the funniest part of her sorry act may have been the part where she claims to have been exonerated on all charges... right after a guilty verdict was handed down. Freaking COMPULSIVE liar.


Uhm, Sarah -- you know those ethics hearings are public record, right -- might wanna get a psychiatrist to give you some pointers on how to at least stay away from the compulsive lying for a few minutes.

She also bought her way out of some other charges.
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Has the phrase jump the shark jumped the shark?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Has the phrase jump the shark jumped the shark?

It's nuked the fridge.
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BTW -- a most telling quote about Palin:

"Half the stuff that comes out of her mouth she doesn't even mean."


And that was her own husband.
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Sarah Palin, after finding out her [i]alleged[/i] baby was to be born with Down Syndrome wrote:“I had never really been around a baby with special needs”



This, of course, was after the McCain camp pimped her vast exposure to her autistic nephew.
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and the winner is---
Has the phrase jump the shark jumped the shark?
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PSUFAN wrote:She lost any chance at a political career when she quit her governor job. She has no credibility among GOP pols...no one to rally for her.
Not exactly. She lost her chance at a political career when she exposed herself as a bonfide moron. On the level of Duhrron.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:a bonfide moron
Excellent.
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Carson wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:a bonfide moron
Excellent.

Ease up, buddy. It's almost Christmas.

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No, it's almost the solstice. Christmas is some artificial shopping cult--and like the Christers themselves, it's always here, we just try to ignore it.
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