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TheJON wrote:Has anyone considered actually making this site not look like it was created in 1999? Just checked the Google PageRank on it and we're sitting at an impressive "0".

I'll have you know that this url is the second option on Google Instant when you type "theoneb". SECOND!

Bizzarofelice wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:no on ucant = you guys are cliquey fucknuts

whatevs. ucant will come up for a vote again soon. he'll get another chance.

it's too late, captain. the private bar is DONE. jct, haywood = don't make me laugh. too friendsy.

I guess the nirvana of message boards would be moorese, bbqjones, dinsdale when he was funny, elvismonster when be did stuff, euroclone, the tards for their unintentional comedy, primex=gay, the big time power college football, mvscal, biggie when he tried, r-jack 24/7, basically nobody fulltime on CDS, me, and some other guys.

You forgot VALVENIS.

primex is not gay, friendo.

Bizzarofelice wrote:primex is not gay, friendo.

yeah, he pounded patsy stone boobs.WAR THAT.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I guess the nirvana of message boards would be moorese, bbqjones, dinsdale when he was funny, elvismonster when be did stuff, euroclone, the tards for their unintentional comedy, primex=gay, the big time power college football, mvscal, biggie when he tried, r-jack 24/7, basically nobody fulltime on CDS, me, and some other guys.

So basically, everyone else grew up (or down) and you've remained static.

oh, i forgot the cool canucks. phibes and marty are IN. Good stuff, guys. Big fan.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:primex is not gay, friendo.

yeah, he pounded patsy stone boobs.WAR THAT.

patsy didn't have boobs. my wife has boobs. patsy had bazooms. they were way too big to be called boobs. also not applicaple are the terms tits, titties and ta-tas.

patsy's mammaries were so huge, that gilbert and arnie burned the house they lived in.

she was a jags fan, wore tight shirts that shaped her boobs, and listened to the indie rock. gfriend material.

but she married some unemployed, and maybe a crippled, camel molester. i guess her family thought she was too americanized.

still better than the katy takes you're used to. I'm here listening to Camera Obscura like some wannabe cool guy. But this is good stuff.

i'm kinda down. but that lloyd cole song is genius.

You like the new Belle and Sebastian, Bace?

Yeah, that Lloyd Christmas song is good. The entire albums is genius, really.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:We are kind and tolerant people. I promise.

Some of the people here are. But some are far from that. And the overall mood of the board seems to be influenced by the gang who just likes to degrade and threaten other people at all cost. Attacks just come flying out of nowhere for no reason. Sorry I don't recommend the board to any new people. I wish I could say different.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:she was a jags fan, wore tight shirts that shaped her boobs, and listened to the indie rock. gfriend material.

Good as time as any for a reset...

I remember I put this out there and prime's exact words were " That picture is freaking me the fuck out"

Dan Vogel wrote: Some of the people here are. But some are far from that. And the overall mood of the board seems to be influenced by the gang who just likes to degrade and threaten other people at all cost. Attacks just come flying out of nowhere for no reason. Sorry I don't recommend the board to any new people. I wish I could say different.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

I'm gonna beat you to death with a half empty ketchup bottle, fill the bottle with your plasma, make your kids some french fries, squeeze the ketchup/blood bottle on the fries till its empty and say "eat up shitheads"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:dinsdale when he was funny

Link?

BTW-I would have voted "yes" on ucant, but I was too busy sussing my laundry to rock the vote.

Roach wrote:And yes the one you love to hate, the innocent bystander herself Risa.

No.

qanadians

But we can still pray.

An arm was raised in assent - from behind a hovering glitter dress.

haven't heard the new belle and sebastian. down with older stuff. i am older and don't keep up with all new music.

Bizzarofelice wrote:I'm kinda new here. Been reading a bit before first posting. and I have some questions:

--was ankomak ever brought up for rape charges?

I've labeled him "Rapomak." I want to remind you of proper smack board history. I've later apologized to his sister and was too drunk to know if I ever met him personally. Was it Cinder he flew out to meet and then got his wallet lifted? Long time ago...

Also, the Buzzer was given bad directions by myself when she called me during my "buzz" while she was going "Jed Clampett" loadin' up the family to move to Michigan... no hills that is, no movie stars. Going through Illinois to Wisconsin? My bad. It all looks flyover to me anyways. I think I set her back 4 hours of driving. Sorry Buzzer. Forgive me toots?

Buzzer just moved back to Michigan? In the winter?

Bizzarofelice wrote:Buzzer just moved back to Michigan? In the winter?

Like a pair of scabby, chafed hooker lips on a crack pipe...yes.

I hope she at least writes her kids...




















...this time.

Martyred wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:Buzzer just moved back to Michigan? In the winter?

Like a pair of scabby, chafed hooker lips on a crack pipe...yes.

WHOAHEIL!!!

the ethopian got her hooked on the glass dick*?













*term for crack pipe long before golfers started licking crystal dick trophies

Can you just picture her at the bus terminal...plastic shopping bags filled with belongings tied to a bindle...woefully under-dressed for a Michigan winter, but scandalously over-dressed for the frat party she keeps reliving in her mind...

...tearfully sliding out the photo-booth wallet snaps of her mongrels and showing them to her latest "boyfriend" as he wipes his dick in her hair before making off for his ten-speed...


when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore...

cold blooded

I'm bringin' the thundah in '11

Didn't you get my PM?

Martyred wrote:Can you just picture her at the bus terminal...plastic shopping bags filled with belongings tied to a bindle...woefully under-dressed for a Michigan winter, but scandalously over-dressed for the frat party she keeps reliving in her mind...

...tearfully sliding out the photo-booth wallet snaps of her mongrels and showing them to her latest "boyfriend" as he wipes his dick in her hair before making off for his ten-speed...


when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore...

This response is like a "stuft-crust pizza" from Pizza Hut. Lot's of smegma cheese added inside the perimeter crust.

'sup AP? How was yer holidays?


buzzer has a strong jaw-line, I'll give her that much

can you two please take this tard fight to another thread?


but seeing as you are here, please vote on the following question:


ucant?

a) no
b) yes not

Holidays were all OT mi friendo, but it's cool. I refilled my mobile compressed airtank. Lots of mudsharks out there. So beware! Kardashian's, Buzzers... ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

c) Haywood's mom



X eleventy

Martyred wrote:...tearfully sliding out the photo-booth wallet snaps of her mongrels and showing them to her latest "boyfriend" as he wipes his dick in her hair before making off for his ten-speed...

nice.

Bizzarofelice wrote:can you two please take this tard fight to another thread?


but seeing as you are here, please vote on the following question:


ucant?

a) no
b) yes not

I like your aspect and will respect it. ucunt is the reason why i need to refill the mobile compressed air tank. He will try to hide the loot somewhere and will be found eventually. His boyfriend says, "You don't have to do this."

Atomic Punk wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:can you two please take this tard fight to another thread?


but seeing as you are here, please vote on the following question:


ucant?

a) no
b) yes not

I like your aspect and will respect it. ucunt is the reason why i need to refill the mobile compressed air tank. He will try to hide the loot somewhere and will be found eventually. His boyfriend says, "You don't have to do this."

Jezus keerist. Now I know why you keep getting fired from jobs. Just answer the fucking question. This is like talking to a woman. Answer the fucking question... we move on. Got it?

Be sure to rack the trolls.