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Screw_Michigan wrote:AP, NJ Transit trains go into Penn Station, not Grand Central Station. Penn Station (under the Garden) isn't near Times Square but is in Midtown.

Okay, 34th street. It isn't much of a walk to go to 42nd anyway. NJ Transit is the thing I'm talking about. Tell me if I'm wrong if there isn't another Penn Station across the river in NJ. Ucant, do you see where a dude that gets his liquor on might become confused with the train stations? How about the New York Jets and New York Giants playing in New Jersey? Poor NY Jets have to look at the home field and see blue with white letters?

AP, yes, there is a Penn Station in Newark. There is also a Penn Station in Baltimore. I can see how your average mongoloid/hayseed would get confused, but as long as you know the city of your destination, really shouldn't be so hard.

The Jets don't see New Meadowlands Stadium in blue with white letters, it is green and white for Jets games.

Screw_Michigan wrote:AP, yes, there is a Penn Station in Newark. There is also a Penn Station in Baltimore. I can see how your average mongoloid/hayseed would get confused, but as long as you know the city of your destination, really shouldn't be so hard.

The Jets don't see New Meadowlands Stadium in blue with white letters, it is green and white for Jets games.

I stand corrected... except the outside of that particular stadium says otherwise. Ever been there?

As far as NJ Transit is concerned, I know where to exit and where to go. NYC kicks ass. The thing that gets me is all of the "hayseeds" that wear NY Yankee lids that have never been outside of their farm towns from wherever... and they wear those lids sideways... as if... I like to ask them if they've ever been there. I love watching the responses.

Atomic Punk wrote:I stand corrected... except the outside of that particular stadium says otherwise. Ever been there?

No, I haven't been there. But I don't have to. I've seen photos of NEW MEADOWLANDS STADIUM (get it?). It does not say GIANTS STADIUM on the exterior.

I, too, like NYC as a visitor. Triple my salary and I'd give it a run.

BSmack wrote:

War Wagon wrote:political smear pussies

Sometimes I swear a War Wagon post is the result of a Mad Lib gone horribly wrong. This is one of those times.

The post accurately describes the 7 page stunt you pulled.

political? check.
smear tactics? yep.
pussy, in that you didn't and haven't taken ownership of a stupendous gaffe, and never will.

None of which is the least bit surprising.

Atomic Punk wrote:"Jug handles" yes! The problem with them in New Jersey is that there is a shitload of traffic backed up on the road you are supposed to join. In the Princeton-Plainsboro area where I lived it was like these roads are still from Colonial times... narrow as to where you are always at risk of hitting the opposing traffics side mirrors, especially when there is snow.

Yes, the side roads that the jug handles put you on get backed up as well, but, they do help the main through roads moving pretty well. It's a good thing NJ had the sense to go with these things many decades ago or the local traffic would be an absolute mess with the population density they have.

Oh, and as for the roads being like they are from colonial times, guess what? They are. You wanna see fukked up? Try driving around the north end of boston some time. yikes. those roads are older than wolfman.

smackaholic wrote: Oh, and as for the roads being like they are from colonial times, guess what? They are. You wanna see fukked up? Try driving around the north end of boston some time. yikes. those roads are older than wolfman.

I've seen people slide off icy roads right in front of me and I'm from fucking California! WTF? I shit you not, people from up there will also avoid hitting a deer to only plow into a tree to avoid hitting said deer due to the roads being so narrow.

I almost hit a deer one time, but I did not accelerate quickly enough to meat tenderize that fucker that a few of the locals pay good money for since I have a truck to load and quickly deliver.

Also my Texas buddies say I'm a displaced Texan and should reconsider where to live. Life is a game to play and that's all it is to me. Fuck it!

AP, you always struck me as a more "traditional" type of guy...settling down, getting married...kids...

Will there ever be a Mrs. AP?

My good buddy from El Norte, if you've ever seen the show "2 & 1/2 men" then I'm the Charlie w/o the $$$. Never saw that show until recently and I'm there... w/o the $$$ for now. Mrs. AP will have to be a mute as a minimum. Also, mobility impaired? That's a plus. I miss One-Eyed-Baby... sniff

Martyred wrote:Will there ever be a Mrs. AP?

A few extra Keystones and she comes around.

Martyred wrote:AP, you always struck me as a more "traditional" type of guy...settling down, getting married...kids...

Will there ever be a Mrs. AP?

Sure....every time he looks in the mirror at night.

Unless he goes to work wearing this:

Diego in Seattle wrote:

Martyred wrote:AP, you always struck me as a more "traditional" type of guy...settling down, getting married...kids...

Will there ever be a Mrs. AP?

Sure....every time he looks in the mirror at night.

Unless he goes to work wearing this:

I would wear that day and night. At some point she'll be stretched out to where I wont feel her sugar walls. Got anything better while using your iPad @ a playground?

Atomic Punk wrote:My good buddy from El Norte, if you've ever seen the show "2 & 1/2 men" then I'm the Charlie w/o the $$$. Never saw that show until recently and I'm there... w/o the $$$ for now. Mrs. AP will have to be a mute as a minimum. Also, mobility impaired? That's a plus.

Would you ever hook up with a hottie with kids, or is it strictly "no-strings-attached"?

Atomic Punk wrote:I miss One-Eyed-Baby... sniff

OEB will always be with us...in our hearts.
:cry:

I could one-night-stand a broad that birthed the OEB. I like the no-strings-attached thingie just because I can use hyphens when responding to important things like the following: I'm rich, I'm a jewish lawyer, I'm from KFC, I know my weather and control it, I'm a tough guy with no hair... etc.

Where to Vent?

Mrs. AP was some old lady who was in a coma up in the ICU. Late at night when the charge nurse napped they relived their "wedding night".